125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

 

4 minutes ago, LightRinger said:

268. Threaten people richly.

269. Gift objects poorly.

[LightRinger he/him]

270. Thrift objects richly. 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

46 minutes ago, LightRinger said:

270. Thrift objects richly. 

271. Richly Objects Thrift.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

16 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

271. Richly Objects Thrift.

272. Up mix words no make to the sense anymore

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

273. Gitt nëmmen a forge Sproochen, déi Dir op Google Iwwersetzer gesicht hutt

Spoiler

It's Luxembourgish in case you were curious. And no, I don't speak it.

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

9 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

273. Gitt nëmmen a forge Sproochen, déi Dir op Google Iwwersetzer gesicht hutt

Fair enough. 

274. Onversecay niay aay annermay hattay nlyoay omesay eoplepay nowkay.

Edited May 15, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[LightRinger he/him]

45 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

274. Onversecay niay aay annermay hattay nlyoay omesay eoplepay nowkay.

275. Correct people’s speech all the time. 
 

It’s “inay”, “atthay”, “onlyay”, and “knoway”. (Syllable based, not spelling)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, LightRinger said:

It’s “inay”, “atthay”, “onlyay”, and “knoway”. (Syllable based, not spelling)

Yeah, I know. But I don't really like doing that (and it's fun to see it annoy people *evil laughter* ).

276. Be arbitrary for no reason.

Edited May 15, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[strmblsd he/him]

277. Get the plague 

[Wierdo he/him]

278. be the arbiter from halo.

[Cinnamon]

279. Have really bad breath and ask everyone you see to smell your breath, while they're distracted with that, slap them with a fish, then, laughing manically, reveal that your breath doesn't actually smell bad, it's the fish you carry around to slap people who smell your breath with. Also use too many commas.

[Cash67]

5 hours ago, strmblsd said:

277. Get the plague 

280. Get COVID

[Mags she/they]

281. Fall asleep at your brothers band concert

[Through the Living Hope]

13 hours ago, Cash67 said:

280. Get COVID

NOOOOOOOOOO (lol yea tho)

282. Call a violin/viola/cello/bass  something that it isn't (i.e. seeing someone with a violin and saying "nice cello")

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

NOOOOOOOOOO (lol yea tho)

282. Call a violin/viola/cello/bass  something that it isn't (i.e. seeing someone with a violin and saying "nice cello")

283. Knowing all the instruments so you can call them by name.

[Through the Living Hope]

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

283. Knowing all the instruments so you can call them by name.

(only works on non-musicians)

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

(only works on non-musicians)

284. Play the bagpipes and try and join an orchestra or band.

[Through the Living Hope]

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

284. Play the bagpipes and try and join an orchestra or band.

285. Play the bagpipes for any occasion except a Gaelic funeral

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

285. Play the bagpipes for any occasion except a Gaelic funeral

285 edited: Play the bagpipes for any occasion except a Gaelic funeral, your arrival on Arrakis, or a battle on Arrakis.

286. Make a soundtrack using only synth.

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

1 hour ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

285 edited: Play the bagpipes for any occasion except a Gaelic funeral, your arrival on Arrakis, or a battle on Arrakis.

286. Make a soundtrack using only synth.

287. Be a bagpipe

[Lord Spirit he/him]

288. call an orchestra a band or vice versa to someone in that ensemble

Edited May 16, 2024 by Lord Spirit

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

289. Be very racist very loudly but pretend like you have a learning disability that keeps you from realizing what you're saying. 

Edited May 16, 2024 by Anguished_One

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Anguished_One said:

289. Be very racist very loudly but pretend like you have a learning disability that keeps you from realizing what you're saying. 

You act as though you speak from experience...

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

3 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

You act as though you speak from experience...

We don't talk about that.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

11 minutes ago, Anguished_One said:

We don't talk about that.

Okie dokie.