125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

12 minutes ago, Anguished_One said:

We don't talk about that.

Goodness, Stick! 

[strmblsd he/him]

17 minutes ago, Anguished_One said:

We don't talk about that.

Teach me your ways ..

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

290. Make up words on the spot, and use them confidently like they exist

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

2 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Goodness, Stick! 

Whaaaat?

2 hours ago, strmblsd said:

Teach me your ways ..

I'm open for apprentices- 

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

6 minutes ago, Anguished_One said:

Whaaaat?

I'm open for apprentices- 

Lol

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

291. Having very, very strong political ideas that you share with anyone who will listen - or even people who don't want to listen.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

292.

Do math without a calculator

[Vyzkel He/Him]

293. Calculate without math

Edited May 19, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

294. Be math

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

On 5/15/2024 at 5:26 PM, Through The Living Glass said:

Onversecay niay aay annermay hattay nlyoay omesay eoplepay nowkay.

IGPAY ATINLAY?!?!? YEAH! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE. WHOOOOO!

Edit: You did some of those wrong though...

Edited May 19, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

IGPAY ATINLAY?!?!? YEAH! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE. WHOOOOO!

Edit: You did some of those wrong though...

I know. It's fun to annoy people with it. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

295. Knowing the exact time it would take for a lasagna to burn at 300 degrees(edited because the previous was dark)

Edited May 20, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[Lord Spirit he/him]

296. Knowing the exact distance from a nuclear bomb at which lasagna will be perfectly cooked

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

297. knowing exactly how long it would take for a lasagna needs to be submerged in lava for it to be perfectly cooked.

[Through the Living Hope]

298. Eating lasagna as much as Garfield

[Lord Spirit he/him]

299. Giving lasagna to gluten free, dairy free, or vegan people

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

300. being happy to claim the 300/125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[Vyzkel He/Him]

301. Being angry about getting any prize(bonus points if it’s the Nobel Peace Prize)

Edited May 20, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[strmblsd he/him]

302. Become a well known renowned psychopath and serial killer and just do about anything at that point

[Vyzkel He/Him]

303. Just do anything and become a well renowned psychopath.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

304. Psychopaths will do anything to renown you.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Nobody has posted in a couple of days so

305. You record a video of yourself taking a Sanderson book and tearing it to shreds, then post it on the Shard.

Dear goodness, but I would avoid anyone who does that like they are the plague. Also there's a difference between doing what has been said above and throwing the book down the stairs. Throwing a Sanderson book down the stairs is a mark of a true fan. I think. Not that I've ever done that.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

You’re right

306. Making it your entire life goal to annoy people.

[strmblsd he/him]

1 minute ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

You’re right

306. Making it your entire life goal to annoy people.

Oh... That's probably why people hate me..

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

Oh... That's probably why people hate me..

Haha