125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 hour ago, justice magician said:

150. Scream "They have a bomb," while pointing at someone at an airport

151. Scream, "we all have bombs" while gesturing around the airport.

152. When in Rome, don't do as the Romans do

[Through the Living Hope]

Just now, Edema Rue said:

151. Scream, "we all have bombs" while gesturing around the airport.

152. When in Rome, don't do as the Romans do

That scene at the start of Aladin- "He's got a sword!" "You idiots, we all have swords!"

153. Say "Grogu sucks" around anyone in gen z

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

154. Eat raw bacon.

[Wierdo he/him]

1 minute ago, The Bookwyrm said:

154. Eat raw bacon.

155. Eat a stuffed animal infront of children.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Wierdo said:

155. Eat a stuffed animal infront of children.

156. Eat a vial of the black death

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

1 minute ago, Wierdo said:

155. Eat a stuffed animal infront of children.

157. Eat a real live animal in front of children.

158. Eat a real live animal in front of anyone.

Edited May 8, 2024 by The Bookwyrm
Fixed the numbers after a ninja.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

156. Eat children in front of a stuffed animal

Edited May 8, 2024 by WhyEverNot_8
If you’re evil

[Wierdo he/him]

Just now, The Bookwyrm said:

157. Eat a real live animal in front of children.

158. Eat a real live animal in front of anyone.

159. Cannibalizing yourself infront of anyone

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Just now, Wierdo said:

159. Cannibalizing yourself infront of anyone

160. Cannibalizing anyone in front of anyone.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Just now, Wierdo said:

159. Cannibalizing yourself infront of anyone

Oh god…

161. Wear full plate armor with giant spikes on it

162. Make those spikes dripping red paint/ketchup/actual blood

[Wierdo he/him]

16 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

160. Cannibalizing anyone in front of anyone.

164. cannibalizing in general.

Edited May 8, 2024 by Wierdo

[Immortal Platypus]

we're one off due to this. that 156 should have been 159. wierdo's one of canabilizing in general would be 164

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

165. Walk around a city with a bucket and ask for blood donations.

[Through the Living Hope]

8 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

165. Walk around a city with a bucket and ask for blood donations.

166. Walk around a city with a bucket of blood and ask for offers

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Spark of Hope said:

166. Walk around a city with a bucket of blood and ask for offers

167. Walk around a city and offer to trade a bucket for blood.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

168. Walk around a city drinking blood

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

170: Don't do cannibalism around you guys (apparently)

[Lord Spirit he/him]

171. Read off sharder one liners in public without context

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

169. (Because it was skipped) Start singing sea shanties as loud as humanly possible in public. Bonus points if you get a gang of friends to sing them with you. Also you need to replace ever third word with something unrelated.

”What do keyboards do with cat’s drunken sailor, alphabet in the evening!”

You could also sing every third word as the exact opposite as what’s in the original song

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

4 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

169. (Because it was skipped) Start singing sea shanties as loud as humanly possible in public. Bonus points if you get a gang of friends to sing them with you. Also you need to replace ever third word with something unrelated.

”What do keyboards do with cat’s drunken sailor, alphabet in the evening!”

You could also sing every third word as the exact opposite as what’s in the original song

172. Like goat cheese

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

7 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

172. Like goat cheese

What's wrong with goat cheese?

Spoiler

Granted, I've never had goat cheese.

 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

4 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

What's wrong with goat cheese?

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Granted, I've never had goat cheese.

 

It's kinda gross. 

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

12 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

172. Like goat cheese

 

4 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

What's wrong with goat cheese?

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Granted, I've never had goat cheese.

 

Here’s your friendly reminder to NEVER freeze Goat Cheese

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

47 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

What's wrong with goat cheese?

 

It tastes like goat; that's what's wrong with it. 

173. Tell people all about goat cheese.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

9 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

It tastes like goat; that's what's wrong with it. 

173. Tell people all about goat cheese.

174: Tell goats about people cheese