Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

5 hours ago, The Awakened Salad said:

Granted, but they’re no longer fluffy. 

I wish for an ambidextrous pot plant. 

Granted, but it dies almost immediately due to the fact that left-handed and right-handed molecules don't do chemistry well together.

I wish for a mirror that shows the truth.

[NameIess]

1 hour ago, xinoehp512 said:

I wish for a mirror that shows the truth.

Granted, but everything you love isn't shown in it.

 

I wish for spider-sense.

[Failsafe she/her]

Granted, but the spiders can sense you too and want their power back.

I wish I didn't need sleep.

[Lunamor she/her]

2 hours ago, Failsafe said:

Granted, but the spiders can sense you too and want their power back.

Oh storms that’s terrifying.

[ToaCalune he/him]

4 hours ago, Failsafe said:

Granted, but the spiders can sense you too and want their power back.

I wish I didn't need sleep.

Granted you are now a bronze compounder. Your wish was also granted with Hemalurgy.

I wish to not be so storming bored.

[AonEne he/him]

2 hours ago, ToaCalune said:

I wish to not be so storming bored.

Granted, the Nightwatcher dares you to read the whole thread of The Knights Next Door, where she is snarky because @Wyndlerunner is a good writer. You won’t be bored!  

I wish that thread would find some new RPers (and you can’t say the old ones leave, or it dies soon after). 

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, AonEne said:

I wish that thread would find some new RPers (and you can’t say the old ones leave, or it dies soon after). 

Granted, but the old ones die, and it leaves to go to Mars.

 

I wish for a spider sense that warns me before I say or do awkward things.

[AonEne he/him]

HA, but everyone dies eventually and you didn’t specify when! And I’m down for an alternate universe TKND where we’re all austronauts...okay I know nothing about Mars or NASA... 

[Failsafe she/her]

4 minutes ago, Nameless said:

 

I wish for a spider sense that warns me before I say or do awkward things.

Granted, but the warning comes at the beginning of the day, manifesting in severe anxiety.

 

I asked my brother and he wished to be the father of every 90's musician.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Granted. He is now the father of every single person in the 90’s who played an instrument. His bane is that the genealogy of the world has now been completely messed up, and he must pay for each one of his kids to go to college. 
 

I wish for an adventure.

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

32 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Granted, the Nightwatcher dares you to read the whole thread of The Knights Next Door, where she is snarky because @Wyndlerunner is a good writer. You won’t be bored!  

I wish that thread would find some new RPers (and you can’t say the old ones leave, or it dies soon after). 

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Aw, I appreciate the praise

 

[Guest Coda]

4 minutes ago, Rosharan A.C. said:

I wish for an adventure.

Granted. You have an adventure in your mind, trapped by your idle fantasies. Your family wants you to wake up. You're in the hospital now, surrounded by beeping machines. Wake up, they beg you. Wake up. But you never do. For some reason, your idle fantasies also include the website of your favorite author, and a thread called Nightwatcher Boon/Bane Game.

I wish that I have a copy of The Rhythm of War in its published form, in a format that I can read and understand.

[I Am A Fish he/him]

22 hours ago, Coda said:

I wish that I have a copy of The Rhythm of War in its published form, in a format that I can read and understand.

Granted, a mob of sander-fans come and take it from you before you get to the second chapter

I wish for (loud but not deafening) Imperial Klaxons (everyone can hear them) to sound whenever I enter a room 

Edited March 20, 2020 by HemalurgicStickBreaker

[Experience he/him]

Granted, but the only thing your ears can hear are the Klaxons.

I wish for all the knowledge of the cosmere.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but it only comes to you in spurts whenever you sneeze.

I wish for something to do while social distancing from everyone.

Edited March 20, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[NameIess]

6 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

I wish for something to do while social distancing from everyone.

Granted. You catch Dysentery. Now you can do "something" all day.

 

I wish to learn of any allergies that I have, without triggering any of them.

[Failsafe she/her]

Granted, but you will trigger every allergy you don't have in the process.

I wish I didn't have to do distance learning

[Channelknight Fadran]

You are now in a one-on-one tutoring session with your least favorite teacher!

I wish I could be a Rithmatist

[NameIess]

17 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

I wish I could be a Rithmatist

Granted. You Could be a Rithmast. If you find a real Shadowblaze.

 

I wish to be a Rithmast.

Edited March 21, 2020 by Nameless

[Channelknight Fadran]

29 minutes ago, Nameless said:

I wish to be a Rithmast.

You are, but you completely forget what a circle looks like (REVENGE :D).
 

I wish to have exactly five hundred dollars in my pocket at any given time I choose.

[Experience he/him]

Granted, but none of your clothes have pockets.

I wish for a toothpick.

[Failsafe she/her]

Granted, but using it (even for a craft or something) increases the amount of stuff in your teeth

Asked my brother again. He wishes for a sheep with infinite wool

[Channelknight Fadran]

Granted. The world is now drowning in fluff and everone's allergic to the stuff.

I wish for powers that control the flow of water.

[Experience he/him]

Granted, but every time you use your power, it feeds off of the water in your body until there is no more.

I wish for nothing. I am completely content.

[AonEne he/him]

Well, granted. You’re now surrounded by nothing. You’ll probably run out of air really soon. 

I wish for one chocolate chip.