I Am A Fish he/him Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 10 hours ago, Edgedancer_of_spirits said: I wish for a ton of lerasium, in bite size beads. Granted, you get one super-dense bead of lerasium that weighs one ton, you eat it and your jawbone breaks from the 2,000 pounds of lerasium, as it falls down your esophagus you feel sick, when it hits your stomach it punches a hole through it, as your stomach acid leaks out and gives you a horrible, painful death. You wish you had never eaten that lerasium. I wish for a yummy spike-free muffin
Edgedancer_of_spirits Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 (edited) Warning: uncomplicated alert. The muffin contains a love potion, which makes you fall in love with a crazed psycho who kills you. I wish for an elephant that can jump. Edited March 25, 2020 by Edgedancer_of_spirits
NameIess Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 2 hours ago, Edgedancer_of_spirits said: I wish for an elephant that can jump. Granted. It jumps on your head. I wish for 16 beads of Lerasium each the size of an emerald broam, and of normal mass.
Edgedancer_of_spirits Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 Granted. The broams are charged with stormlight, and explode due to their instability. I wish for a small, half-elephant, half-mouse hybrid.
NameIess Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 5 minutes ago, Edgedancer_of_spirits said: Granted. The broams are charged with stormlight, and explode due to their instability. ? I asked for Lerasium the size of emerald broams, not emerald broams.
Edgedancer_of_spirits Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 Yes, but the lerasium had stormlight in it. Just now, Nameless said: ? I asked for Lerasium the size of emerald broams, not emerald broams.
Failsafe she/her Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 15 minutes ago, Edgedancer_of_spirits said: I wish for a small, half-elephant, half-mouse hybrid. Granted, your hybrid is smaller than the average of his kind and is bullied for being short. I wish pollen season was over.
Channelknight Fadran Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 Granted, but none of the pollen is gone. I wish for the cure to acne,
NameIess Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 5 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said: I wish for the cure to acne, Granted. Here is some acid. I wish for a bead of Lerasium to give to someone. 1
Channelknight Fadran Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, Nameless said: Granted. Here is some acid. Thanks!
Edgedancer_of_spirits Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 Granted. You can only give it to @Somebody
NameIess Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Channelknight Fadran said: Thanks! You're welcome. 1
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 26, 2020 Posted March 26, 2020 (edited) Granted, but you are now blind. One glimpse of the great shard and BOOM! Your'e blind. I wish for my stomach to stop hurting. It has been hurting almost 24/7 for a while now. Edited March 26, 2020 by Kelsier'sGodComplex
NameIess Posted March 26, 2020 Posted March 26, 2020 34 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: I wish for my stomach to stop hurting. It has been hurting almost 24/7 for a while now. Granted. Now you have a migraine that will last for the rest of your life. I wish for the cure for all illnesses.
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 26, 2020 Posted March 26, 2020 Granted, no one is sick! Except for you. You now have all the illnesses in the world, but as an added bonus, your immortal. You love forever in awful pain. I wish for a new cello. Mine kinda sucks.
NameIess Posted March 26, 2020 Posted March 26, 2020 1 minute ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: Granted, no one is sick! Except for you. You now have all the illnesses in the world, but as an added bonus, your immortal. You love forever in awful pain. Awesome! where's the bane? I get all the diseases, an immortal slave, and I love Forever in awful pain! (Is that an album?). Ooh, I see. I die pretty quick, don't I. Oh well, totally worth it.
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 26, 2020 Posted March 26, 2020 NO, you live forever with NO PAINKILLERS!
NameIess Posted March 26, 2020 Posted March 26, 2020 2 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: NO, you live forever with NO PAINKILLERS! (You misspelled love.) So live forever with NO PAINKILLERS is like a challenge? a movie? what is it?
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 26, 2020 Posted March 26, 2020 no ok your new bane. Someone presses the red button, and world war 3 starts. There. I wish for a new book.
Edgedancer_of_spirits Posted March 26, 2020 Posted March 26, 2020 (edited) It is in Dawnchant, and you can’t understand Dawnchant. I wish for infinite good Sanderson memes. Edited March 26, 2020 by Edgedancer_of_spirits
Channelknight Fadran Posted March 26, 2020 Posted March 26, 2020 12 hours ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: no ok your new bane. Someone presses the red button, and world war 3 starts. There. I wish for a new book. You double-posted.
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 26, 2020 Posted March 26, 2020 SORRY SORRY! FORGIVE ME!! My computer is REALLY old. It freaked out.
NameIess Posted March 26, 2020 Posted March 26, 2020 6 hours ago, Edgedancer_of_spirits said: I wish for infinite good Sanderson memes. Granted. you get infinite good Sanderson memes implanted into your memory. Your bane is that you can only speak in memes for the rest of your life. 11 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: SORRY SORRY! FORGIVE ME!! My computer is REALLY old. It freaked out. Granted. You are forgiven. Your bane is that from here on out, your posts will always be reported to the mods, no matter how innocent they are. I wish for omniscience.
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