Channelknight Fadran Posted March 23, 2020 Posted March 23, 2020 Just now, Nameless said: He's only putting writing Stormlight 4 out of consideration. Not the other series. Still a pretty bad bane.
NameIess Posted March 23, 2020 Posted March 23, 2020 Just now, Channelknight Fadran said: Still a pretty bad bane. Why? wouldn't you want to know who is responsible for ending one of the best series you've ever read on the third book of ten?
Channelknight Fadran Posted March 23, 2020 Posted March 23, 2020 14 hours ago, Nameless said: I wish that every wish I have ever made will be undone, along with all the banes I have received. Granted. You now have no wishes and no banes. You new bane, however, is that making another wish will bring all these banes back. I wish for a glass of water. I'm thirsty.
Failsafe she/her Posted March 23, 2020 Posted March 23, 2020 Granted, you now have a glass of water. You're still thirsty though Brother wished he didn't have to digest protein to live.
NameIess Posted March 23, 2020 Posted March 23, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, Failsafe said: Brother wished he didn't have to digest protein to live. Granted. He is turned into a pile of sentient waffles. He no longer has to digest protein to live. 48 minutes ago, The Hero of Masks said: I wish for more waffles! Granted. Here is a pile of waffles. Your Bane is that Failsafe is given a Shardblade and a piece of paper with your address written on it. Edit- I wish for a a suit of Shardplate that never runs out of Stormlight. Edited March 23, 2020 by Nameless
Channelknight Fadran Posted March 23, 2020 Posted March 23, 2020 (edited) Granted. You now have a shardplate that never runs out of stormlight. However, your shardblade now requires stormlight to cut through things. I wish for pancakes. Edited March 23, 2020 by Channelknight Fadran In yo face, Mask Boy!
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 23, 2020 Posted March 23, 2020 Granted, but you get the non-existent 10th pancake. I wish for no more corona virus so I can see my friends.
NameIess Posted March 23, 2020 Posted March 23, 2020 41 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: I wish for no more corona virus so I can see my friends. Granted. Everyone in the world catches the Coronavirus at once. In roughly two weeks it'll be over. I wish to be transported to Roshar as an Ardent of the devotary of sincerity in Alethkar.
Emerald_Mage he/him Posted March 23, 2020 Posted March 23, 2020 Granted. You also cannot say anything that is sincere. I wish for a massive emerald gemheat.
NameIess Posted March 23, 2020 Posted March 23, 2020 Just now, Emerald_Mage said: Granted. You also cannot say anything that is sincere. Well, considering that I can't speak Alethi at all... I should be okay.
AonEne he/him Posted March 24, 2020 Posted March 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, Emerald_Mage said: I wish for a massive emerald gemheat. You now have a massive emerald gem...heat. It’s a nice big emerald, and it’s getting hotter. And hotter. And hotter... I wish for ________.
NameIess Posted March 24, 2020 Posted March 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, AonEne said: I wish for ________. Granted. You now have a sled. Your bane is that your right eye will twitch uncontrollably whenever you try to read or listen to a Brandon Sanderson book. I wish to know the secret to starting plot on TLT and TST.
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 24, 2020 Posted March 24, 2020 Granted, but now that is the only thing you know. You know literally nothing else. I wish for some pasta.
Channelknight Fadran Posted March 24, 2020 Posted March 24, 2020 Granted, but you don't have any sauce... or parmesan... or water to cook it in. You just have a few sticks of raw pasta. I wish for a fancy sword named "Arrowblood"
NameIess Posted March 24, 2020 Posted March 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said: I wish for a fancy sword named "Arrowblood" Granted. Your sword has all the special properties of an arrow's blood. Which is none. Your bane is that you will never be able to get a better sword than it. I wish for something awesome.
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 24, 2020 Posted March 24, 2020 Granted. Unfortunately, the NIghtwatcher has a odd opinion on what awesome means, so she gives you a single rotten onion. I wish for the gift of everlasting patience, to relieve the stress of waiting for SA4.
NameIess Posted March 24, 2020 Posted March 24, 2020 13 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: Granted. Unfortunately, the NIghtwatcher has a odd opinion on what awesome means, so she gives you a single rotten onion. I shall treasure this gift for the rest of my life. It will be passed down through my family for generations.
Channelknight Fadran Posted March 24, 2020 Posted March 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Nameless said: I shall treasure this gift for the rest of my life. It will be passed down through my family for generations. If I recognize @Kelsier'sGodComplex profile picture correctly... do you mean it will be passed down through the Armstrong family for generations? 1
I Am A Fish he/him Posted March 24, 2020 Posted March 24, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: I wish for the gift of everlasting patience, to relieve the stress of waiting for SA4. Granted, you die before ROW is published I wish to get smallpox and die so Covid-19 doesn't get me Edited March 24, 2020 by HemalurgicStickBreaker
Channelknight Fadran Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 Granted. You get smallpox. And you die. Before SA4 comes out. I wish to become a necromancer
Failsafe she/her Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 Granted, but you're skills are a little unconventional and can only be used to resurrect dead diseases. At least that explains the smallpox My brother wishes that everytime he opened his mouth the Tetris theme would come out 1
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 The Nightwatcher weeps at this wish, for it is the most beautiful wish she had ever heard in her life. She grants it, and in return for the wish, she gives your brother no bane. He shall forever be blessed to emit the Tetris Theme Song whenever he opens his mouth. Though it is kinda awkward whenever he sneezes. I wish for Zinc compounding. 1
NameIess Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 4 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: I wish for Zinc compounding. Granted. you discover the meaning of life. No one believes you, and your name is turned into a synonym for someone who is intelligent, but still allows bias to cloud their vision. I wish for a holo-deck, so that I can talk to my friends safely.
Edgedancer_of_spirits Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 7 minutes ago, Nameless said: Granted. you discover the meaning of life. No one believes you, and your name is turned into a synonym for someone who is intelligent, but still allows bias to cloud their vision. I wish for a holo-deck, so that I can talk to my friends safely. Your curse is you have become deaf and blind. I wish for a ton of lerasium, in bite size beads.
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now