Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[NameIess]

On 2/14/2020 at 10:33 AM, Honorless said:

I wish for the ability to always be fresh, physically and mentally

Granted, you will never rot. Your bane is that you will have your legs cut off with a shardblade.

 

I wish for a shardblade.

[+Ed Venture]

Granted, you get a peg leg too. A peg leg made from the said Shardblade. Good luck walking.

I wish for a bed with the dimensions of 10ftx10ftx10ft as comfortable as magically possible, cruelty free, appearing exactly three feet in front of me, matching my Y-axis and Z-axis. Complete with comfortable blankets, three in number that cover the whole span of the bed, no more, no less. Three pillows, 2ftx2ftx6in, also extremely comfortable. Thank you.

[NameIess]

11 minutes ago, Butt Ad Venture said:

I wish for a bed with the dimensions of 10ftx10ftx10ft as comfortable as magically possible, cruelty free, appearing exactly three feet in front of me, matching my Y-axis and Z-axis. Complete with comfortable blankets, three in number that cover the whole span of the bed, no more, no less. Three pillows, 2ftx2ftx6in, also extremely comfortable. Thank you.

Granted. The center of the bed appears three feet away from you and... oh dear, it appears that having a bed appear in you chest is very bad for you. You Bane is that you are kept alive as a disembodied head forever.

 

I wish for shardblade arm.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

Granted, the blade is pointing toward you.

I wish for Hoid's flute.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

5 hours ago, FatherTiempo said:

I wish for Hoid's flute.

Granted, but it’s broken. 

I wish for an angry chicken. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Granted, but it’s an angry chicken ancestor known as a “dinosaur” 
cronch

i wish fir a tree

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but ironically, despite your trying to trick the Nightwatcher by spelling oddly, you get a what appears to be an oak sapling. Eventually it grows a face, and you realize it’s actually the Deku Sprout, and your bane is that Ganondorf hunts down you and forces you, through brutal and merciless means, to tell you where you’ve hidden the Deku Sprout.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

11 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

 

The Nightwatcher reads your mind and grants your unspoken wish. A box of extra toasty cheez-its appears in front you. Your bane is that you have to trip Stevie Wonder every time you want to eat one.

 

I wish to be the ultimate Throw Throw Burrito champion.

Edited February 17, 2020 by Rosharan A.C.

[Channelknight Fadran]

On 2/16/2020 at 10:49 PM, Rosharan A.C. said:

I wish to be the ultimate Throw Throw Burrito champion.

You become the ultimate master of htis game, but nobody wants to play with you again.

 

I wish to become One with the Force.

[Mushroom Catalog he/him]

On 2/19/2020 at 7:54 AM, Channelknight Fadran said:

You become the ultimate master of htis game, but nobody wants to play with you again.

 

I wish to become One with the Force.

Granted, you are one with the force. However, your body dissolves and you become a ghost like one of those other dudes. You know what I mean. Of course because you are a ghost and have the force, you end up getting a whole bunch of random powers you can use to make the plot work when you feel like and only use them once in a sequel series after you accidently corner your storyline and run out of things to do but still need to finish the story because your company needs to make a whole bunch of money.

 

I wish that I could figure out how to help people.

Edited February 21, 2020 by Mushroom Catalog
Quote and phrasing.

[+Ed Venture]

On 2/21/2020 at 1:30 PM, Mushroom Catalog said:

I wish that I could figure out how to help people.

First of all, *hugs* The world needs more people like this.

Now, this is something I ask myself too. I’ve learned that listening is a good, no, great start. I’ve started following three guidelines in my interactions with people to just...help them and make their day brighter:

Smile. Whenever you meet someone’s eyes, give them a smile. They might need the joy.  
Compliment. Try to give one honest compliment in a conversation. They might need the reminder.  
Ask. Ask people how they are doing. And listen to them. They need to know that they matter.

I’ve found that these steps really help me, help others. I wish you luck.

And I wish the Nightwatcher would make more people see this post. We need more light and kindness in the world.

[NameIess]

2 hours ago, Butt Ad Venture said:

And I wish the Nightwatcher would make more people see this post. We need more light and kindness in the world.

Granted. Your Bane is that it will get so many upvotes that the 17th Shard will crash. Since you failed to give Mushroom Catalog a Bane, I shall give you the Bane of Nightwatchers who fail to do their job, or TBONWFTDTJ. According to article 2 of section b of the 4th ammendement of Nightwatcher Boon/Bane, you shall be subject to 50 years of hard labor at the pits of Hathsin, followed by the death of all those you love. You will then have a hearing to determine whether you simply forgot to give a Bane, or if you intended to give them no Bane as part of a conspiracy. If the latter is the case, then your most recent wish shall come undone. If, on the other hand, it is the former, then you will only be subjected to eternal torture in The Valley, in order to warn the other Nightwatchers not to repeat this mistake.

 

I wish for a really good idea for something to post on TLT (The Longest Thread).

Edited February 23, 2020 by Nameless

[NorthStar she/her]

 

On 2/23/2020 at 2:16 PM, Nameless said:

Granted. Your Bane is that it will get so many upvotes that the 17th Shard will crash. Since you failed to give Mushroom Catalog a Bane, I shall give you the Bane of Nightwatchers who fail to do their job, or TBONWFTDTJ. According to article 2 of section b of the 4th ammendement of Nightwatcher Boon/Bane, you shall be subject to 50 years of hard labor at the pits of Hathsin, followed by the death of all those you love. You will then have a hearing to determine whether you simply forgot to give a Bane, or if you intended to give them no Bane as part of a conspiracy. If the latter is the case, then your most recent wish shall come undone. If, on the other hand, it is the former, then you will only be subjected to eternal torture in The Valley, in order to warn the other Nightwatchers not to repeat this mistake.

 

I wish for a really good idea for something to post on TLT (The Longest Thread).

Granted, you will always feel as though your sock is falling off inside your shoe.

I wish for a large boba tea, preferably peach.

[Retrac he/him]

I will give you that, but it will taste like blackberry even though if its peach.

 

I want a Lerasium bead.

[Mushroom Catalog he/him]

21 minutes ago, Retrac said:

I want a Lerasium bead.

Granted, but your mouth is sewn shut so you can't use it.

I wish to be able to speak, read, and write Spanish and English fluently.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but you have REALLY BAD grammar. 

I wish for a new backpack. Mine is getting old.  

Edited March 2, 2020 by Kelsier'sGodComplex

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but every time you unzip it, All Star plays annoyingly loud.

I wish for some stuff.

[ToaCalune he/him]

Sure, but it's an old flannel shirt that smells... weird...

I wish for a bond with a cryptic.

[Retrac he/him]

Ok, but your stuck on a world with no stormlight.

I wish for someone to do my 7 failed math assignments(but really can someone do those)

[ToaCalune he/him]

I am actually ok with that. Having a living shardblade is half the battle. 

Granted, someone did your assignments, but they also failed. Sorry, tough luck.

I wish for the ability to write awesome stuff that will make me tons of money.

[AonEne he/him]

Granted, but as soon as you die, your work is completely forgotten about. 

I also wish for some random stuff, with the bane being that it smells weird. 

[Zennix he/him]

Granted. You are gifted a pair of shoes that smell weird. 

I wish for Game of thrones season 8 to be wiped from my memory. 

[AonEne he/him]

Joke’s on the Nightwatcher because I don’t have a sense of smell  

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

31 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Joke’s on the Nightwatcher because I don’t have a sense of smell  

Wait, really? Genuinely curious here. 

[AonEne he/him]

5 hours ago, The Awakened Salad said:

Wait, really? Genuinely curious here. 

Yep, really