Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Aon Tia she/her]

15 minutes ago, AonEne said:

I wish for a small chunk of charcoal.

Charcoal eh.. How can I deny such a simple wish.. Granted. But now you will always find a piece of charcoal in your hand even when you least expect it. Especially when you will wear an especially favourite dress of yours. Your dress will be smeared with charcoal marks all the time, not to mention your hands and how can I forget your nose. 
 

I wish to become an elderling and live in Kelsingra..

Edited November 2, 2019 by The traveller

[AonEne he/him]

Joke’s on you, I hate dresses 

[Honorless he/him]

On 11/2/2019 at 1:34 AM, Llstml said:

Granted, but whenever you create one, a slow bubble appears too, and they perfectly cancel each other out.

 

I wish all the new mario kart games, including 8 deluxe would have inside drift.

Granted, however Mario dies in this installment. Permanently.

On 11/2/2019 at 9:30 AM, The traveller said:

Charcoal eh.. How can I deny such a simple wish.. Granted. But now you will always find a piece of charcoal in your hand even when you least expect it. Especially when you will wear an especially favourite dress of yours. Your dress will be smeared with charcoal marks all the time, not to mention your hands and how can I forget your nose. 
 

I wish to become an elderling and live in Kelsingra..

Granted, as the Nightwatcher, I am very pleased that you would ask for a boon that itself carries a bane. Enjoy your partial transmogrification into Dragon kin.

 

I wish for the power to create a realm of existence over which I may reign supreme

[Aon Tia she/her]

37 minutes ago, Honorless said:

Enjoy your partial transmogrification into Dragon kin

Huffs.. only a mere spren like you might think turning into an elderling to a bane.. your limited existence can not grasp the beauty that will be bestowed upon me by the beautiful wondrous glorious beings such as my queen dragon..

neverthless, in your ignorance you have granted me what I most desire! I shall grant you your boom but you have also wroth my queen, for that you shall get what befits your stupidity

hahaha

granted you are now the sole human who can summon the warren of magic of chaos, but at the first summoning you shall enter it and wonder in it for all eternity losing your mental coherence unable to ever find the exit.. you shall weep and ask yourself why did you ever wanted such an existence in the first place..

I wish for a pet dinosaur who will also protect me from others of his kind and shall be forever loyal to me..

[Friendshipspren he/him]

5 hours ago, The traveller said:

 

I wish for a pet dinosaur who will also protect me from others of his kind and shall be forever loyal to me..

 Well ok then.

Enjoy having a Compsognathus as a pet. It's the small , vicious one from Jurassic Park 2.

Unfortunately , Compsognathii live in herds of a few dozen to a hundred.

So your single Compsognathus can't really protect you against them all.

Enjoy being eaten to death by small ,tiny bites. 

I wish for great capacity and my normal level of empathy.

 

 

[NameIess]

15 minutes ago, PrinceGenocide said:

I wish for great capacity and my normal level of empathy.

Granted, your stomach will hold 10 times as much food as you normally would, but you will still feel sick after eating more than you originally could.

 

I wish for an infinity blade.

[Friendshipspren he/him]

2 hours ago, Llstml said:

Granted, your stomach will hold 10 times as much food as you normally would, but you will still feel sick after eating more than you originally could.

 

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Hmm I wonder how taravangian asked  for my boon 

[Honorless he/him]

5 hours ago, Llstml said:

Granted, your stomach will hold 10 times as much food as you normally would, but you will still feel sick after eating more than you originally could.

 

I wish for an infinity blade.

I don't have an infinity blade but I do have a blade that bleeds darkness and cannot be defeated. It is yours.

I wish for the power to summon unlimited food and drinks

[Aon Tia she/her]

@Honorless granted you are now part of the cult of moments summoning food from servants and drinks at your will.. but unfortunately you are so much in thrall of heart of revel, that you hardly care to eat or drink anymore.. 

I wish for power of invisibility 

[+Ed Venture]

Granted, you are also blind.

I wish that whoever reads this has a good day.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

1 hour ago, Butt Ad Venture said:

I wish that whoever reads this has a good day.

Granted. My day, as well as anyone who read this before me, gets significantly better (Thanks !). The nightwatcher is so touched by your wish that she doesn't want to give you a bane for it, and instead grants you a completely different wish, thus eliciting a bane and restoring balance. You can now wiggle your ears indefinitely. However, you're allergic to money.

 

I wish that I was a master carpenter. 

Edited November 3, 2019 by Rosharan A.C.

[NameIess]

Granted, but your hands no longer work.

 

I wish that I could manipulate  energy, matter, light, investiture, and time.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Granted. You are given a battery, a rock, a light bulb, a spiked cookie, and a watch, all of which obey your every command. Your bane is that an angry immortal chicken follows you around as well, and it really doesn't like you.

 

I wish that people would stop celebrating Christmas before Thanksgiving. Preferably after December 1st.

Edited November 4, 2019 by Rosharan A.C.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted. Suddenly, everything is right in the world, and people learn to live in peace. Christmas doesn’t become a capitalist sham, but a holiday full of real meaning, and almost magically, world hunger is solved.

Your bane is that the Thanksgiving mascot becomes a reindeer with a glowing red nose.

I wish for Mr. T’s mental boon and to also become a zinc compounder, thus ensuring that I become the smartest man to ever live!

Edited November 4, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[NameIess]

15 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

I wish for Mr. T’s mental boon and to also become a zinc compounder, thus ensuring that I become the smartest man to ever live!

Granted, but you lose the ability to communicate, not to talk, but to communicate, you speak and think in a language that is complete gibberish, and not even translators lenses can translate it.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Hehehe... I’ll be smart enough to find a way to translate it

[Friendshipspren he/him]

2 hours ago, Rosharan A.C. said:

Granted. You are given a battery, a rock, a light bulb, a spiked cookie, and a watch, all of which obey your every command.

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Wth is a spiked cookie ? 

[AonEne he/him]

Just now, PrinceGenocide said:

Wth is a spiked cookie ? 

You’ve opened the floodgates now  

A spiked cookie is a cookie with one or more Hemalurgic spikes inserted, intended to steal something from or give something to the consumer. They are used most often by a group or guild on the 17th Shard called the Dark Alley, which resides primarily in the Alleyverse, a giant written roleplay universe. They used to give out these cookies mostly in the intro threads, but then something happened (I’ve written a description of this and can provide it if you wish) to make them stop. 

There are other groups called guilds, who bake nonspiked cookies or do various other things in the Alleyverse. It’s an incredibly fun place with a fantastic community, and I’d be happy to answer any questions about it. I’ve been around for a good bit. If you want to join, we’ll welcome you with open arms! Some of us will probably also welcome you with spiked cookies, but don’t worry about them. 

So yeah, in other words they’re just something you’ll see around the forums.  

[Friendshipspren he/him]

@AonEne oh wow ok , I never knew online sites were this much fun. 

Thanks for inviting me to RP , Ene. But I'm afraid I will have to decline. I have trouble enough keeping up with the theory forums. But thanks nonetheless.

[AonEne he/him]

1 minute ago, PrinceGenocide said:

@AonEne oh wow ok , I never knew online sites were this much fun. 

Thanks for inviting me to RP , Ene. But I'm afraid I will have to decline. I have trouble enough keeping up with the theory forums. But thanks nonetheless.

Nor did I! And that’s fair enough. The Alleyverse goes fast. You’re welcome  

[+Ed Venture]

I’ll get the wishing started again,

I wish for 17th Shard Moderator powers, at least equivalent to Chaos.

[GoWibble he/him]

On 11/3/2019 at 1:01 AM, Honorless said:

I wish for the power to create a realm of existence over which I may reign supreme

Granted, but you live the life of the Little Prince. Your only friend is a rose. And... (see pic)

I wish for a faster reading speed to finish all of the books.

[Honorless he/him]

8 hours ago, Butt Ad Venture said:

I’ll get the wishing started again,

I wish for 17th Shard Moderator powers, at least equivalent to Chaos.

Granted, you now have the knowledge on how to moderate forums as well as Chaos does

18 minutes ago, GoWibble said:

Granted, but you live the life of the Little Prince. Your only friend is a rose. And... (see pic)

I wish for a faster reading speed to finish all of the books.

*narrows eyes*

Faster reading speed, huh? Granted

I give you the power to memorise a whole book by glancing at it

I take away your ability to comprehend any visual output that isn't written language

 

I wish for a certain someone to stop axing their own theories simply because they don't like me and I took an extract or WoB to support their theory

*rolls eyes* good luck with making this happen

Edited November 4, 2019 by Honorless
Mystery

[NameIess]

Granted, whoever "someone" is will die a slow, painful death, along with all of their friends and family members. I give you the curse of guilt, which will lead to crushing depression.

 

I wish for the surge of gravitation.

[Honorless he/him]

4 hours ago, Llstml said:

Granted, whoever "someone" is will die a slow, painful death, along with all of their friends and family members. I give you the curse of guilt, which will lead to crushing depression.

 

I wish for the surge of gravitation.

Granted, in fact here, have all of them! Just swallow this gem and Yelig-Nar will grant you your wish!

Hmm... I wish for the power to have multiple autonomous bodies.