Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Karger he/him]

29 minutes ago, Aluminum said:

I wish for a years supply of peanut butter

Granted

I wish for a decent US tax policy to be implemented

[Arith Matic he/him]

A decent one?  I mean the Nightwatcher can't do everything, and even she has her limits.  Instead, the IRS gets an eye of Mordor to find 'money launderers' when they really are trying to find the one ring to bring to their dark lord John Kosikin so they can go invisible and sneak into peoples houses to foreclose sneakily them instead of using their slave-drawn sleds to make sure everyone knows that the IRS is annihilating this man/woman's finances.  

 

I wish @Eluvianii would properly understand natural selection.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. But he/she still thinks that “Survival of the fittest” is a correct term. (It’s not)

 

 

 

 

I wish that I was the Master of Doodle Jump.

[AonEne he/him]

On 5/30/2019 at 3:16 PM, AonEne said:

I wish I had a semblance from RWBY (and I wish to know what it is, please).

 

21 hours ago, Ark1002 said:

Granted, but you'll get kidnapped by the russian mafia one year from tommorow.

Okay, fine, great, but WHAT IS IT? I MUST KNOW!

[The Wanderer]

30 minutes ago, AonEne said:

 

Okay, fine, great, but WHAT IS IT? I MUST KNOW!

you know what it is, but you can never remember it when you want to.

 

I want to be able to visit every Shardworld

[AonEne he/him]

Granted, but you die on Roshar.

I wish to be told in this thread exactly what my newfound semblance is.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. 

 

 

 

I wish somebody would grant my wish.

Edited June 1, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[AonEne he/him]

3 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

I wish somebody would grant my wish.

Granted, but you have to actually grant mine.

I wish everyone would stop skirting around my last wishes.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

I WISH THAN AONENE WOULD STOP SKIPPING MINE!

[AonEne he/him]

I'm not skipping yours - you wished for someone to grant that wish, and I did!

[Arith Matic he/him]

On 5/30/2019 at 4:16 PM, AonEne said:

Granted, but they still often make typos or mistakes in grammar online. That'll just never stop.

I wish I had a semblance from RWBY (and I wish to know what it is, please).

After a quick google, the Nightwatcher is still a little perplexed because she has never watched anime, much less the obscure RWBY.  She goes with speed. giving you this weird speed power and a free power of your choosing.  Just kidding, you are a cadmium misting.  you can't stop burning cadmium too

I wish to grant BoS' wish

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. She becomes the Master of Doodle Jump. Her bane was that it was the only app on her phone. Your bane is that you can’t wish anymore

 

 

 

I wish I could find my portable charger.

[Rushu42 she/her]

Granted. Your bane is that you now cannot find whatever device you wished to charge.

I wish that I will get 100% on my math final.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

2 hours ago, Rushu42 said:

Granted. Your bane is that you now cannot find whatever device you wished to charge.

I wish that I will get 100% on my math final.

Granted, but you fail all other tests in your life.

 

 

I wish for a wish.

[Rushu42 she/her]

Granted, but your wish (the second one) cannot be granted.

I wish to become extremely good at Quizbowl*.

*Quizbowl is a trivia competition focusing on the mastery of knowledge. The format consists of long, paragraph-like questions called tossups and shorter sets of three questions called bonuses. You play in teams of four against other teams, usually from schools, mostly highschool.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, but you still suck at Kahoot it!. 

 

 

 

I wish that I didn’t have to wish.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, you leave this thread, never find any genies, magic amulets, and other nonsensical stuff, and your bane is that now you wish that you could wish. As a side note, and black hole has opened up over Earth because of the paradoxes.

 

I wish I had season 3 of Dragon Prince.

Heck, might as well make it seasons 4, 5, and 6 as well

[Elend Venture he/him]

Your wish is granted and you get all seasons that shall ever be created. The bane is that next season the series will lose its funding and they will never finish the story.

 

I wish to be able to meet Giovanni de Bande Nere.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. But he is a total A-hole. Like me. 

 

 

I wish I wasn’t an A-hole.

[Elend Venture he/him]

Granted, but sadly, you become a jerk instead.

 

I wish my boon to be me becoming a powerful mage known as Archmage the Powerful LXVII

Edited June 4, 2019 by ElendVenture

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. But you wished for a stick that would catch on fire, so it burns the mage.

 

 

 

I wish that TLT made sense.

[Lunamor she/her]

4 hours ago, BringerofShadows said:

Granted. But you wished for a stick that would catch on fire, so it burns the mage.

 

 

 

I wish that TLT made sense.

*the Nightwatcher shakes her head sadly*

Sorry kid, can’t do the impossible.

 

I wish for the  emoji to quit being so creepy.

[AonEne he/him]

The Nightwatcher smiles at you and you find yourself smiling back. Whyever did you find such innocence 'creepy', soul-of-the-moon?

I wish my sister's dog would stop barking all the time...

Edited June 5, 2019 by AonEne

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but your bane is that a scraggly dog walks into your house and starts barking louder.

 

I wish to beat the original Legend of Zelda

Edited June 5, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Elend Venture he/him]

Granted, but you can only play each level once.

 

I wish that End Game was less popular.