Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. It’s vomit flavored. 

 

 

 

I wish for Luna’s post responding to my post to win the day. (The Waffle monster one)

Edited April 6, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[Lunamor she/her]

1 minute ago, BringerofShadows said:

I wish for Luna’s post responding. to my post to win the day. (The Waffle monster one)

Thanks! 

Granted. You can no longer taste cilantro (this one could be bad or good, depending on if you are one of those people who think cilantro tastes like soap).

I wish for the ability to type using my mind.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. You can now tell your finger to type stuff on the keyboard.

 

 

I wish to taste cilantro again, and I don’t want it to taste like soap. (My Aunt has that problem, and she calls it the ‘vile weed’)

[Merlin]

Granted. Cilantro is the only food you can eat for the rest of eternity. (Except salt. You can always put salt on the cilantro. Aren't I nice?)

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but now you are mean.

 

I wish for a good nights sleep.

[Queen’sWit she/her]

Granted. But you oversleep and miss everything you had planned for the day, including a cake you had in the oven. It alights and your house burns down. Say hello to Evi.

I wish I didn’t have a herbst.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. Now you have herpes. Good luck explaining that.

 

 

I wish for the money not to be the root of all evil.

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

Granted, you get an extremely stuffed nose for eternity. Every time you try to blow it, it starts bleeding like crazy.

I wish for a stick.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. But an ice age happens, and it won’t burn.

 

 

 

I wish that I was a stick.

[Merlin]

Granted. Someone turns you into fire.

I wish for food that's not ketchup to be in my fridge.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, you get spoiled Ketchup. (It's not the same as ketchup...)

 

I wish for my own personal library that has every book ever written, past and future. (So I can read SA 4)

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. But there are so many books, it’s impossible to find SA 4.

 

 

 

I wish that Brandon Sanderson wrote his books faster.

[The One Who Connects he/him]

Granted. With his extra speed, he has now written so many books that you can't find SA4 either.

I wish I was better at remembering useful things, as opposed to random facts.

[Queen’sWit she/her]

Granted. But the only useful thing you can remember is how to tie a shoe.

I wish my math teacher would give us more pancakes.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Granted, they'll give you 100 pancakes if you can manage a perfect explanation about what the tenth pancake tastes like and somehow squeeze math into the explanation. Otherwise they'll take away your ability to taste pancakes (because I gave them the power to do that, of course).

I wish the wind would blow me home so I don't have to pay for the bus (it's really windy today).

[overlord stick]

Granted, but your home is blown away.

 

 

I wish for candy.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. Now you have a bunch of cavities.

 

 

I wish for a nice pair of Vans.

[Queen’sWit she/her]

Granted. But they're really flowery  hippie vans and no one will let you live it down.

I wish for a pug named Paturdis.

[overlord stick]

Granted, but it hates you. 

I wish  to be smart.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. Now you sit in classes bored out of your mind and you can’t learn anything new.

 

 

I wish to know which wish to wish for.

Edited April 12, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[Elend Venture he/him]

Granted, but that is all you will ever know and nothing more or less.

 

 

I wish for less llama-alpaca interbreeding. It confuses the heirloom ranchers.

[ShardShaper he/him]

Grated, but from now on, you can only call them llalpacka's, AND your job is running a ranch full of them!!!

 

I wish for happiness.

Edited April 13, 2019 by ShardShaper
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[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. It only lasts for 8.692 seconds.

 

 

 

I wish for people to wish for more interesting things.

[Arith Matic he/him]

Granted.  And to grant your wish The Nightwatcher grants my wish which is a very good wish which is not at all able to be twisted around at all.

I wish for a copy of the original 1982 release of the Armonk corporation's text adventure game executive suite.  This copy should be in standard packaging and thanks to IBM (Armonk corporation's parent company) the quality of this original copy would be unprecedented.  In addition to this, no harm can be wished onto my 1981 IBM model 77 computer or its accessories.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, you lose them, and you never find them again.

I wish for a Utah truffle