Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Patrick Star]

19 minutes ago, ThaylenEyebrows said:

I wish for a giant avocado.

Granted, but you must eat it all in one sitting.

I wish the apartment two doors over would replace their smoke detector's batteries already.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but they replace them with even LOUDER, shriller, noise makers.

I wish for a nap.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

1 hour ago, ThaylenEyebrows said:

Granted. But you don't own a Switch.

I wish for a giant avocado.

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Exactly. My cousin owns a Switch, and we both want to play Overwatch, but I only have a PS4.

 

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Are you gonna wish?

I wish for a nap. Again.

[Queen’sWit she/her]

Granted. Your "nap" lasts 100 years and you can only be awoken with true loves kiss. Only thing is, nobody loves you enough to kiss you.

I'm wishing, for the one I love, to find me, today...

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. But he/she doesn’t love you back.

 

 

I wish for the shipping to stop.

[Silva]

Granted. Amazon shuts down.

I wish I wasn't yawning as I type this sentence.

Edited March 25, 2019 by Silva

[Queen’sWit she/her]

Granted. You're not yawning when you type that sentence but every other time you are.

I wish for chocolate cake.

[Merlin]

Granted. A bat nests in it.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. You get nothing for a split second, then you have everything for the rest of your life.

 

 

I wish for Atlanta Reign to win their next game. 

Edited March 25, 2019 by BringerofShadows
So. Many. Spaces.

[The Night Watcher]

Sure. Now Atlanta reigns. Unfortunately, that means dry seasons don't exist anymore, pushing the ecosystem into crisis.

I wish for everyone to get the previous pun. 

[Lunamor she/her]

1 minute ago, The Night Watcher said:

Sure. Now Atlanta reigns. Unfortunately, that means dry seasons don't exist anymore, pushing the ecosystem into crisis.

I wish for everyone to get the previous pun. 

*facepalms at cheesiness of pun*

Granted. Now you can only speak in puns.

I wish for the powers of Matter-Eater Lad.

[The Night Watcher]

Right-o. You can now eat metal rods at will. You become an internet meme.

I wish my neighbor's house exploded so I wouldn't have to listen to her obnoxious dogs barking all day.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but the dogs survive and take up residence in your crawlspace.

I wish that I knew all of the secrets of the Cosmere

[Queen’sWit she/her]

Granted. But you haven't, and can't read any of Brandon Sanderson's works without going into a deep coma.

I wish to find my shoe.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Granted, now you lose your socks.

I wish not to be sleepy all day long.

[Bookish Ocelot she/her]

Granted. You sleep all day and miss school/work

I wish to be able to draw really well. 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, but you lose your hand to a llama. 

 

I wish for global warming to stop.

[Lunamor she/her]

53 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

Granted, but you lose your hand to a llama. 

 

I wish for global warming to stop.

Why a... nevermind.

Granted, but now it starts global freezing.

I wish for a kindle that actually works consistently.

[Queen’sWit she/her]

Granted. It works consistently for about 2 minutes before it gets run over by a rampaging herd of wildebeest.

I wish my library had The Hero of Ages.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. But there are no Sanderson books at the Library.

 

 

I wish for some caffeine.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, you are deathly allergic to caffeine.

I wish for an apple.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. But it’s poisoned by an evil queen.

 

 

 

I wish I didn’t have to sleep.

[jjreeder he/him]

Granted. But you'll die of exhaustion.

 

I wish the Cosmere books were made into movies.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, but there directed by Micheal Bay.

 

 

I wish I wasn’t tired or hungry.