BringerofShadows she/her Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 (edited) Granted. But this request defies the laws of the universe, so you become trapped in a paradox. I wish for people to get along. Edited February 8, 2019 by BringerofShadows MORE GRAMMAR! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said: I wish for people to get along. Granted, there is no more conflict in the world because, in a single instance, the frontal lobes of every sentient being were removed. The world now looks eerily like the pictures on Jehovah's witness pamphlets, where people are stretched out on picnic blankets sharing food with lions, squirrels, eagles and bears, only all the animals and people are drooling a lot more. I wish that I could melt cheese using just the power of my mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 (edited) 5 hours ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: Granted, there is no more conflict in the world because, in a single instance, the frontal lobes of every sentient being were removed. The world now looks eerily like the pictures on Jehovah's witness pamphlets, where people are stretched out on picnic blankets sharing food with lions, squirrels, eagles and bears, only all the animals and people are drooling a lot more. I wish that I could melt cheese using just the power of my mind. Granted, but it always burns. I wish for T-Series to loose all their subscribers. Edited February 8, 2019 by BringerofShadows *sigh* Grammar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life&Death he/him Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 Granted, but you instantly are transported to FE era and killed by a raging koloss. I wish for a healing factor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 Granted, but it can only heal your pinky toe. I wish for people to subscribe to PewDiePie! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer he/him Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 47 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said: I wish for people to subscribe to PewDiePie! Granted, but for every subscriber PewDiePie gets, two people subscribe to T-Series. And three subscribe to DudePerfect so they can #TiethePie despite that being an obvious ploy to become the most subscribed channel. I wish for two randomly selected cities in the world to switch places, without the residents of them knowing about it. I'd also like a helicopter so I can fly over one of the cities and watch people's reactions when they leave the city limits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 Granted, but you become blind when someone gets made at you and throws a banana at your eye. I wish for pyscholpgical pain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormblessedSurvivor he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Granted, but then you lose it. One trillionth of a picosecond after you get it. I wish to meet Tyler Joseph (of TØP) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Granted. You lose your sight and hearing. I wish for my dad to come back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagliacci he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 (edited) ignore this comment. Edited February 10, 2019 by Pagliacci 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 (Lol I haven’t been on here in a year it’s nice to see this is still going) Granted, but no one in your family can remember him, causing endless shenanigans and unecessarily complicated emotions. I wish for a fully-functioning hyperspace-capable starfighter with a teddy bear on the dashboard. (The teddy bear is crucial you see.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 It's a TIE fighter and the bear is nanoscopic. I wish that you would be active again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Granted... that is literally both the boon and the bane I wish to be a full-blooded feruchemist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Granted. You're too poor to buy metal minds. I wish that I could see Avengers Endgame now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Granted, but you must now travel the world for the next 9 months carrying the horrible burden of not being able to speak of it to anyone on pain of being thanos’d if you spoil ONE. SINGLE. DETAIL. I SWEAR TO ENDOWMENT.... I wish to be not-poor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 (edited) Granted. The IRS takes it all away. I wish you would join the alleyverse (PS. I love how Thanos is a verb now!) Edited February 10, 2019 by beantheboy12 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Granted. once again. Boon and Bane. Are you sure you want to do this? i wish to know what Alleyverse is and what joining it entails. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 (edited) Granted. Click on the first link in my sig. You are now subject to cookie terrorism. I wish that I could have a personal helicopter. Edited February 10, 2019 by beantheboy12 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Granted. The consequences of suddenly having a helicopter in your property that has no registration, no purchase history, no manufacturer’s markings, and a total lack of branding and explanation when you have no idea how to fly a helicopter play out accordingly. I wish to be an edgy, off the grid vigilante that partners up with his snarky AI sidekick that manages his nanotech-based alien War-Suit to bring down the various underground crime rings and shady government programs in the US. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jruesch2 he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 16 minutes ago, The Technovore said: I wish to be an edgy, off the grid vigilante that partners up with his snarky AI sidekick that manages his nanotech-based alien War-Suit to bring down the various underground crime rings and shady government programs in the US. Granted, but all of your attempts to bring down the crime rings and government programs will have absolutely no effect. I wish that I could never be tired again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Granted. You feel nauseous instead. I wish I could have a huge chocolate bar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Granted, but your boom is hrowing up for 3 days straight. I wish for more psychological pain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Granted, but you're in a coma for the entire time you're experiencing it. (Why do you want mind issues?) I wish for a dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Granted, but it acts like a cat. I wish for a life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Granted, you get the life of a murderer. I wish for a pair of socks that never disappear in the washing machine! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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