Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Darkwalker]

Granted but you now can never eat tacos 

 

I wish to meet the drunk monkey who names all of the returned gods in hallandrin 

[Rebecca she/her]

You guys need to stop destroying my dreams. 

Granted, but in doing so, you now are named by him. Your new name is Darkwalker.

I wish Itiah and I could both just eat tacos together in peace!

Edited May 5, 2018 by Rebecca

[Ishar]

Granted, but it is the only thing you can eat.

 

I wish to achieve the 8th heightening (not even sure which one that is, but I like the number 8).

[Jehoiada he/him]

Storm you fool I was gonna grant that wish

You have it, but you still dont know what it is

I wish for cool whip 

[Ishar]

Granted, but the whip is so cold that it gives you frostbite if you hold it for longer than a second.

 

I wish I had a set of Shard Utensils.

[Jehoiada he/him]

Granted but you can never use them.

I wish for an aviar

[Ishar]

Granted, but it is useless because there is nothing for it to protect you from.

 

I wish for a Cupcake Spren.

[The Allomantic Metalhead he/him]

52 minutes ago, Ishar said:

I wish for a Cupcake Spren.

Okay. You get your cupcake spren. Your curse is that it can become tangible at will and will eat all of your cupcakes. It also talks way too much and has an annoyingly cutesy voice.

 

I ask the Nightwatcher to grant the human race the technology to map and traverse alternate realities throughout the multiverse. And maybe find an alternate reality where everything is the same except that they spell "Nuclear" as "Nuklear". That last bit was just for fun.

[Ashspren]

3 hours ago, Rebecca said:

You guys need to stop destroying my dreams. 

Granted, but in doing so, you now are named by him. Your new name is Darkwalker.

I wish Itiah and I could both just eat tacos together in peace!

Granted, you eat as many tacos as you like. But tomorrow, tacos and all knowledge of how to make them will disappear.

I wish for a duck that walks up to a lemonade stand. Then asks for grapes. Then waddles away (waddle waddle) until the very next day (bum bum bum bum ba-da bum).

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted. You own the lemonade stand.

I wish to be the duck.

[Ashspren]

2 minutes ago, Kidpen said:

Granted. You own the lemonade stand.

I wish to be the duck.

Sweet, I've always wanted to be the guy who owned the lemonade stand. Thanks, @Kidpen!

You get to be the duck who walks up to the lemonade stand. Unfortunately, that means that you have to put up with me. 

I wish to have possession of my friend's soul.

[Zath he/him]

We missed a wish earlier!  Two Sharders, two wishes! Very well. <cracks knuckles> Here goes.

1 hour ago, The Allomantic Metalhead said:

I ask the Nightwatcher to grant the human race the technology to map and traverse alternate realities throughout the multiverse. And maybe find an alternate reality where everything is the same except that they spell "Nuclear" as "Nuklear". That last bit was just for fun.

Granted.  The human race makes huge leaps in technological cartography and wormhole traverse-ability.  They are met midway through a wormhole by an alternate reality human race who has done the exact same thing, except the AU humans powered their stuff with "nuklear" power instead of "nuclear" power. All the linguists in both realities are very upset with each other, and use the advanced technology to start a war of staggering proportions, bringing in alternate realities of human-cyborg warriors and killer bunnies to tear their enemies to shreds.  
Also, every time someone says "nuclear" or "nuklear," you sneeze. That last bit was just for fun. (  ) 

7 minutes ago, Kidpen said:

I wish to be the duck.

You are the duck.  Every day, you walk up to a lemonade stand, ask for grapes, then waddle away.  Your bane is that the person running the lemonade stand NEVER gives you any grapes.  Or lemonade, for that matter.

 

I wish for an infinite garage.  Don't ask me why.

[Zath he/him]

Ninja'd!

7 minutes ago, Ashspren said:

I wish to have possession of my friend's soul.

Mmmm.... Not granted. The Nightwatcher believes this to be an evil wish.  She grants you instead the ability to experience things that your friend experiences as if you are your friend.  Your bane is that you may only experience events that are emotionally distressing.  You miss out on all the good stuff.  (Be careful what you wish for...)

Again, I wish for an infinite garage.

[The Allomantic Metalhead he/him]

14 minutes ago, Zath said:

Again, I wish for an infinite garage.

 

Granted. You immediately get lost in it.

 

I wish someone would write a really good fanfic about a world that was like earth until people started developing allomantic and feruchemical abilities in the 1930s and became superheroes.

[Ishar]

43 minutes ago, The Allomantic Metalhead said:

 

Granted. You immediately get lost in it.

 

I wish someone would write a really good fanfic about a world that was like earth until people started developing allomantic and feruchemical abilities in the 1930s and became superheroes.

Granted, but because that person isn’t Brandon Sanderson that person gets sued for copy right infringement.

I wish humans started developing feruchemy and allomancy, but that nobody learns hemalurgy, except of course, my pet hemalurgic beaver.

Edited May 5, 2018 by Ishar

[Ashspren]

1 hour ago, Ishar said:

Granted, but because that person isn’t Brandon Sanderson that person gets sued for copy right infringement.

I wish humans started developing feruchemy and allomancy, but that nobody learns hemalurgy, except of course, my pet hemalurgic beaver.

Granted, but all of the people that gain feruchemical and allomantic powers have evil intentions. You and everyone of some importance to you die as a result of that. Your hemalurgic beaver becomes my hermalurgic beaver.

I wish for a stick that will never become fire. When people try to burn it, it doesn't work, and they are left confused while I cackle evilly.

[Ishar]

18 minutes ago, Ashspren said:

Granted, but all of the people that gain feruchemical and allomantic powers have evil intentions. You and everyone of some importance to you die as a result of that. Your hemalurgic beaver becomes my hermalurgic beaver.

I wish for a stick that will never become fire. When people try to burn it, it doesn't work, and they are left confused while I cackle evilly.

Woah woah woah... the hemalurgic beaver has some importance to me and would be dead...

 

Granted, but that stick becomes your only possession.

 

I wish for a Nahel bond with a beaver instead of a spren.

[The Thinking Herald he/him]

Granted, but you can only bond this beaver and nothing else. Further, when it gains sentience and sapience, it only speaks to insult you.

I wish for charisma.

[Apollyon he/him]

Granted, but your d20 rolls sucked so somehow you got a one in Charisma.

I wish for a nat 20 everytime I roll a d20.

[The Thinking Herald he/him]

Granted, but all the d20s in the world disappear suddenly, and you can't roll nat 20s on d20s.

I wish for real and high amounts of charisma to be used in daily interaction.

[Mistspren she/her]

Granted, but everyone else’s charismatic abilities disappear and they all feel too insecure to ever talk to you.

I wish Kelsier could meet Brandon Sanderson and slap him for killing him and all his friends. Only because it would be hilarious, and since Kelsier would be in our world, I’d be able to meet him.

Edited May 6, 2018 by Mistspren

[The Thinking Herald he/him]

Granted, but Kelsier misjudges his strength and kills Brandon.

I wish that I was a normally functioning human.

[Jehoiada he/him]

 

 

 

30 minutes ago, The Thinking Herald said:

I wish that I was a normally functioning human.

There's some things not even the nightwatcher can grant. Sorry

I wish for a never ending cheeto

[Rebecca she/her]

Granted, but you can’t eat it. 

I wish for hair like Rapunzel’s.

[Apollyon he/him]

Granted, it’s a 100 foot long gnarled and mangled abomination of hair.

I wish for flowing, luscious locks of beauty.