Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Tesh Any pronouns]

Post.

Wish.

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Happy?

 

[Zath he/him]

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 I wish I could remember this stuff. 

Granted.  You know those Copperminds you wished for earlier? Now you can use them.  However, you may only store and tap memories relating to this thread; specifically, that you must wish after you grant another Sharder's wish.

7 minutes ago, Tesh said:

Post.

Wish.

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Happy?

 

Boon: I am confused.  Bane: The Nightwatcher is not happy.

I wish to live in a giant, orbiting space station.

Edited May 2, 2018 by Zath

[AonEne he/him]

Hey, no drawbacks. 

Granted. But Calamity is up there too, and hates you. Good luck surviving. 

I wish to meet Wayne, Lift, Alcatraz, Lopen, and Hoid in real life and attend a book club of theirs. 

Edit: Wayne would do the voices, Hoid would narrate, Alcatrz would try to get everyone to choose his books as the ones to read, Lopen would advocate for books for one-armed people, and Lift would learn to read. It'd be so great. 

Edited May 2, 2018 by AonEne

[Tesh Any pronouns]

Granted. But the space station is the size of a tiny marble. So you die.

I wish to revive the boon I want, which is to get any type of chicken, without getting a bane.

Bad grammar. Sorry.

[AonEne he/him]

Now I'm the one ninja'ing people! Woot! And sorry, Tesh, I feel your plight. 

Granted, but only if you grant mine too. You can come. 

I wish for the above to be granted. 

[Zath he/him]

13 minutes ago, AonEne said:

I wish for the above to be granted.

Granted! You get your awesome book club, plus Tesh and Tesh's new chicken as bonus attendees.  Wayne steals everyone's books and swaps them for polished stones he found near the canals, Lift steals all the refreshments and is awesome, Alcatraz, Lopen and Hoid get into an insult battle, and you and Tesh laugh yourselves silly.  No actual "book club" stuff happens.  Your bane is that your sitting room (where you all met) will always smell like slightly overripe mangosteens forevermore.

I wish that Dalinar had been invited to the afore-mentioned book club.  (Imagine his reaction when he shows up ready to have a serious discussion about Nohadon's "The Way of Kings," and then everything spirals out of control.  Poor Dalinar.)

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[AonEne he/him]

The best part of this is that I don't have a sense of smell. Sucks for my family, I guess, but it could be worse. 

Granted. Someone named Dalina comes to the club. 

Kidding. Dalinar goes and is disappointed. 

I wish more meetings would occur and that I could go to them all. 

[Zath he/him]

19 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Granted. Someone named Dalina comes to the club.

Augh! You caught my post in the ten-second window before I edited the spelling!  That definitely qualifies as ninja. 
...You're still banned from Japan, though, despite your increasing ninja talents.

19 minutes ago, AonEne said:

I wish more meetings would occur and that I could go to them all. 

Granted.  More meetings occur, and you are able to attend every one of them.  They're still not very "book club"-y, but that's beside the point.
Your bane is that from now on, gravity is reversed for you.  You walk on ceilings, and to go outside you must be tethered to something heavier than you are.  You are the world's first human "balloon."  If I were you, I'd start by securing a mattress to the ceiling, followed shortly by a bookcase full of Brandon's stories.

I wish for the fanciest scooter.

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[BitBitio he/him]

21 minutes ago, Zath said:

Augh! You caught my post in the ten-second window before I edited the spelling!  That definitely qualifies as ninja. 
...You're still banned from Japan, though, despite your increasing ninja talents.

Granted.  More meetings occur, and you are able to attend every one of them.  They're still not very "book club"-y, but that's beside the point.
Your bane is that from now on, gravity is reversed for you.  You walk on ceilings, and to go outside you must be tethered to something heavier than you are.  You are the world's first human "balloon."  If I were you, I'd start by securing a mattress to the ceiling, followed shortly by a bookcase full of Brandon's stories.

I wish for the fanciest scooter.

Granted. It is only a model though, so you can't really use it.

 

I wish that nobody could make any drawbacks in any way to this wish and I can do whatever I want without penalty. No messing up dis wish 

[Xtafa]

Granted. A lashed severed head slams into your chest, crushing it. It has no body. 

 

I wish I could modify my body and mind as I like.

[InvertShard he/him]

Granted but eventually that ability accelerates out of control and you turn into a shifting blob of everything.

I wish to be able to play D&D with my friends whenever I want (no school/chores getting in the way)

[ScarletSabre he/him]

Granted, however your friends have no change in their schedules and lives, meaning that you're sat around bored all the time, waiting for them to be free to be able to play with you.

I wish to be able to teleport to any destination I can see, without risk of ending up inside a wall etc.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

Granted. But whenever you do it you lose everything (clothes...) you had with you, on the trip.

I call on the Nightwatcher to fill my boon. I wish for money to feed by family during the winter.

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted. You get exactly enough money to make everyone fed.

I wish someone would answer Bits wish above.

[Devout Pathian]

Granted, but as your bane Bits detroys you.

I wish Terry Prattchet was still alive and write more Disworld books.

[BitBitio he/him]

Granted. They all suck.

 

 

I wish for 3 more wishes.

[Kidpen he/him]

No. As your boon, you get a pie. As your bane, you are constantly in horrible pain.

I wish for a pie.

[Apollyon he/him]

Granted, but unfortunately, the pie isn't spiked.

I wish for @AonEne to actually get her little 17th Shard get-together thing to actually happen. (PLEASE!!!)

[Zennix he/him]

Granted. You are always forgotten whenever invites for events are sent out to people.

I wish for a surgebinding bulldog.

[BitBitio he/him]

Granted. However, its oaths it swears prevents it from ever seeing you again.

 

 

I wish to become a moderator.

[Zath he/him]

1 hour ago, BitBitio said:

I wish to become a moderator.

Granted.  You are a moderator... of kindergarten squabbles.  You are the last word on whose crayon is whose, and -- Jimmy, stop pulling on Susan's ponytail this instant!

I wish to know which came first: the chicken, or the egg?

[Xtafa]

The chicken, because evolution. You become an egg and start a whole new debate. 

 

I wish I was home from work 

 

[Ishar]

Granted, but because you got fired.

 

I wish for one question to ask Brandon Sanderson that he cannot RAFO.

[Apollyon he/him]

Granted, but the question has to be about Reckoners.

I wish Reckoners wasn’t Cosmere.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Granted. It isn't

I wish for a stack o' waffles.