Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Apollyon he/him]

Granted, but instead you get air-cuts. (I’m sorry)

I wish that Rithmatist was Cosmere and never was on earth after all.

[Ashspren]

2 minutes ago, Apollyon said:

Granted, but instead you get air-cuts. (I’m sorry)

I wish that Rithmatist was Cosmere and never was on earth after all.

Ouch... 

Granted, but now the Stormlight Archive isn’t Cosmere. That would disprove a TON of theories.

I wish to be able to draw a unicorn. (@Ishar, happy?)

[Tesh Any pronouns]

Granted, but you can only draw it 100'x100'. 

I wish to become Tesh.

[Mistspren she/her]

Granted, but the Knights of the Cosmere procrastinate rescuing you from Detrare for all eternity and you are never freed.

I wish it would rain.

[Zath he/him]

38 minutes ago, Ashspren said:

I wish to be able to draw a unicorn. (@Ishar, happy?)

Granted.  You are able to draw a unicorn;  you draw the unicorn to you by feeding it carrots and sugar cubes.  It now follows you everywhere and is your best friend.  It's not very intelligent, though, so keep it away from traffic.
Your bane is that you are now a terrible artist and can't sketch or paint anything worth crem.  It's very sad, and all your fellow Sharders mourn the loss of your graphic arts skills. 
Also, Melody from the Rithmatist universe is extremely jealous of your unicorn, and is constantly sending you letters asking if you'll give it to her.  I'll let you decide whether that's a bane or a boon.

...Aaaaaand ninja'd by Tesh.  <slow clap acknowledging Tesh's ninja skills>
 

21 minutes ago, Tesh said:

I wish to become Tesh.

Granted.  You are remade from an Unmade, and made into Tesh. This made you happy.  
Your bane is that you are Tesh.  ...Is that a bane...?  Search deep inside of yourself for the answer. (Hint: the answer is "No, it's not a bane." )

 

I wish for a handlebar moustache.  The best handlebar moustache, if you please, Miss Nightwatcher.

Edit: Ninja'd AGAIN.  I need to type faster...

Edited April 30, 2018 by Zath
ninja'd...

[Zath he/him]

8 minutes ago, Mistspren said:

I wish it would rain.

Granted.  It rains.  Picnic-goers everywhere are perpetually annoyed with you, even after it stops raining.

To reiterate my wish from above: I wish for the best handlebar mustache.

[AonEne he/him]

Granted. However, you are now your profile picture. You do have the mustache, though. 

Wait...profile pic...mustache...WHAT HAVE I DONE

I wish Firerust could get back on already. 

[Apollyon he/him]

Granted, but then @Tesh won’t post so we can’t rescue her.

I wish Firerust could get back on already.

[AonEne he/him]

Granted, but it rains tomorrow. 

I wish everyone got on already. 

[Apollyon he/him]

Granted, but we have to RP one word per post.

I wish it wouldn’t rain tomorrow.

[AonEne he/him]

Granted. Instead, it snows. In April. Thanks, Nightwatcher. 

I wish we could RP normally. 

[Apollyon he/him]

Granted, but somehow all of our characters become Epics and/or Oculators, flat-out denying the Cosmere.

I wish I was a Rithmatist.

[AonEne he/him]

Granted, but you get turned into a chalkling. 

I wish for a copy of Skyward. 

[Apollyon he/him]

Granted, but the book itself goes skyward, out of your hands, and into the infinitesimal void that we call interstellar space...

I wish I could be a Fullborn so I could travel in space.

[AonEne he/him]

Granted. However, before doing literally anything else, you are compelled to rescue my book and bring it back to me unharmed. 

I wish we could talk about Oathbringer spoilers. 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

10 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Granted. However, before doing literally anything else, you are compelled to rescue my book and bring it back to me unharmed. 

I wish we could talk about Oathbringer spoilers. 

Granted, but that's all you can talk about. No more tWoK and WoR and the Cosmere, and the Reconverse.

[AonEne he/him]

I wish I could talk about all that stuff again...

[Apollyon he/him]

At this point, @Tesh is just asking for it... 

I wish Rusting @Tesh would wish after her posts!!!

Edited April 30, 2018 by Apollyon

[Tesh Any pronouns]

3 minutes ago, Apollyon said:

At this point, @Tesh is just asking for it... 

I wish Rusting @Tesh would wish after her posts!!!

I'm Sorry!

But I only wish for wishbones.

I wish for wishbones.

[ScarletSabre he/him]

Granted, every bone in your body aside from your skull and spine is transformed into a wishbone or several smaller wishbones in the shape of the original, leaving you a twisted mass of snapping bones and ill-fitting flesh.

I wish for the ability to never get icecream headaches.

 

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

Granted, you receive a full frontal lobotomy and never experience the temporary pain from rapidly eating frozen treats in your frontal lobe ever again. The Nightwatcher, after watching you drool on yourself feels kind of bad for you, so you also get a magic tub of ice cream that is perpetually full of your favorite ice cream.

I wish that I could have 3 additional pairs of arms attached to my body like the Hindu God Ganesh, and the mental acuity to use my eight arms simultaneously yet independently. If it not too much to ask, I'd also like each of my 6 new arms to have cool tattoos, like a Camaro belching fire and flying off a cliff under the full moon with an oversized wolf on top of the car howling with bared fangs. The Nightwatcher can decide what text to put on my arms with the cool new tattoos.

Edited April 30, 2018 by hoiditthroughthegrapevine

[Rebecca she/her]

Granted, however, all of these three additional pairs of arms are dead, as if severed by a shardblade, and hang limply at your side.

I wish for the book Nightblood to come out right now!

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Granted. The Stormlight Archive books are postponed for an EXTRA year.

I wish for a mini raft made of macaroni and cheese, that I may use it to sail the seventeen seas.

[Ashspren]

16 hours ago, Zath said:

Granted.  You are able to draw a unicorn;  you draw the unicorn to you by feeding it carrots and sugar cubes.  It now follows you everywhere and is your best friend.  It's not very intelligent, though, so keep it away from traffic.
Your bane is that you are now a terrible artist and can't sketch or paint anything worth crem.  It's very sad, and all your fellow Sharders mourn the loss of your graphic arts skills. 
Also, Melody from the Rithmatist universe is extremely jealous of your unicorn, and is constantly sending you letters asking if you'll give it to her.  I'll let you decide whether that's a bane or a boon.

Hey, I’ll take it. I’ve always wanted a unicorn as a pet! I mean, like, who wouldn’t?

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

33 minutes ago, Gancho Libre said:

I wish for a mini raft made of macaroni and cheese, that I may use it to sail the seventeen

The Nightwatcher scratches her head with a wispy green tendril, then shrugs her vaporous snake-like shoulders and gives you a small raft made of 18 cheese coated macaroni noodles fashioned into a raft, covered in water tight epoxy that is tethered to a spool of string.

Figuring your boon is also your bane, she points a green curling tendril over a small prominence.

With dragging steps, you walk over the small hillock and see 17 miniature puddles all shaped like the letter C. You quickly get bored and try to leave, but the Nightwatcher stops you as you attempt to leave. She points back at the puddles, and you realize with horror that this sailing the 17 "C"s is going to be your life's only work.

Consolation prize is that the Nightwatcher always fixes you Mac n cheese to eat, and she makes the best Mac n cheese in the world. Unfortunately it's a non-native dish to Roshar, but she gets it mostly right.

I wish that I had a magic tattoo on my arm of a half chocolate half maple bar donut that I could take off and eat anytime I wanted. Further when I take it off it turns into a real honest to goodness earth style donut, and the magic tattoo would always reappear on my arm.

Edited April 30, 2018 by hoiditthroughthegrapevine
typos, like usual