Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted, but the peels still do.

I wish for a banana

[Apollyon he/him]

Granted, but the banana tastes like an orange tomato.

I wish a word rhymed with orange.

[Jehoiada he/him]

Storm you.

I wish for that trees tasted like steak

 

[Zath he/him]

3 hours ago, Jehoiada said:

I wish for that trees tasted like steak

The Nightwatcher grants your boon.  Trees now taste like steak.  Your bane is that now nothing seems to rhyme with "trees" or "steak."  Poets everywhere start gathering in angry mobs, and each one has a pitchfork with your name on it.  Try to avoid any poetry slams in the near future.

I call upon the Nightwatcher to fulfill my boon: I wish for something that rhymes with "purple."

[Apollyon he/him]

Granted, but now the pitchforks have a new name etched into them; yours. The poets never wanted purple to rhyme with anything, for they believe purple is evil.

I wish that 'sandy' rhymed with 'vodka'.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

1 hour ago, Apollyon said:

Granted, but now the pitchforks have a new name etched into them; yours. The poets never wanted purple to rhyme with anything, for they believe purple is evil.

I wish that 'sandy' rhymed with 'vodka'.

Granted, but then the only language you can speak is Maori.

[Apollyon he/him]

I wish that @Tesh would remember that he’s supposed to wish...

[Tesh Any pronouns]

1 hour ago, Apollyon said:

I wish that @Tesh would remember that he’s supposed to wish...

(Oops).

Granted, but I wish for harm to come to you.

I wish for Apollyon to fall into a chasm.

[Apollyon he/him]

Granted, but I’m a Skybreaker, so I slay a chasmfiend and lash myself up out of the Shattered Plains.

I wish @Tesh would be eaten by one of the Unmade.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

Just now, Apollyon said:

Granted, but I’m a Skybreaker, so I slay a chasmfiend and lash myself up out of the Shattered Plains.

I wish @Tesh would be eaten by one of the Unmade.

Great.

Granted, but then I beckon an Unmade, and destroy you.

I wish for Apollyon to stop wishing harm to come to me for forever.

[AonEne he/him]

Granted. But now you don't want any harm to come to him either. 

I wish for instant Internet access. (PARADOX TIME)

[Ishar]

Granted, but now you no longer have a computer/phone/iPad/any device that can connect to the internet

 

I wish for a curse.

[Apollyon he/him]

Granted, you now possess every disease on Earth and in Cosmere.

I wish that I could wish to harm @Tesh.

[AonEne he/him]

I'll just use someone else's device, then. 

Granted. You can wish for that. However, you now don't want to. 

I wish for more chocolate. 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

27 minutes ago, AonEne said:

I'll just use someone else's device, then. 

Granted. You can wish for that. However, you now don't want to. 

I wish for more chocolate. 

Granted, but it's all poisonous.

[Apollyon he/him]

I wish @Tesh would remember to wish after giving his banes! 

 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

1 hour ago, Apollyon said:

I wish @Tesh would remember to wish after giving his banes! 

 

*facepalm*

Granted but only every once in a while.

*crickets chirping*

This is not one of those times.

I wish for a rainbow squid hat.

[Jehoiada he/him]

Granted, but you can never take it off

I wish for a shard fork

[Rebecca she/her]

This looks fun.

Granted, but that is the only utensil you can ever use.

I wish for an unlimited amount of chouta.

[Jehoiada he/him]

Granted, but its always over salted

I wish I could come up with a wish.

[Apollyon he/him]

Granted, but you wish for your death.

I wish for a pumpkin shaped lentil.

[AonEne he/him]

Granted, but you can't eat it. 

I wish for exactly twelve upvotes, and no more. 

[Ashspren]

1 hour ago, AonEne said:

Granted, but you can't eat it. 

I wish for exactly twelve upvotes, and no more. 

Granted, but it stays that way forever. You no longer get any more upvotes for your entire life on the 17th Shard.

I wish I could be on Scadrial when Vin and Elend dance for the first time.

[Apollyon he/him]

22 minutes ago, Ashspren said:

Granted, but it stays that way forever. You no longer get any more upvotes for your entire life on the 17th Shard.

I wish I could be on Scadrial when Vin and Elend dance for the first time.

I must confess that I want to also, so your bane is that I must be in attendance with you. 

I wish I could upvote Ene’s post 12 times.

[Ashspren]

10 minutes ago, Apollyon said:

I must confess that I want to also, so your bane is that I must be in attendance with you. 

I wish I could upvote Ene’s post 12 times.

I'm sure that wouldn't be terrible! We would probably bring our 21st century technology and have to hide so we could take pictures...

 

You can upvote Ene's post 12 times, but for each upvote you give Ene, you lose one yourself.

I wish to never get paper cuts.