Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Apollyon he/him]

Whoops, forgot my wish. I wish for  @AonEne to find permanent happiness regardless of Tui’s emotional state.

(But Diona never will. Nor will Dawn)

Edited April 22, 2018 by Apollyon

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted, so Tui's books no longer exist, and never did, so Ene will never be sad about them again.

I wish Reckoner's was Cosmere.

[Devout Pathian]

Granted, but the Reckoner’s become supers and detroy all the Cosmere.

I wish for many sprinkles.  I’m making a cake and can’t run to the store.

[AonEne he/him]

Granted, but Epics destroy literally everything.

(*Diona glares at @Apollyon*)

Edit: Ninja'd...again

Edited April 22, 2018 by AonEne

[Apollyon he/him]

Granted, but then all Sharders band together to track you down and kill you for influencing Brandon to do such an evil deed. 

I wish I was a Dark Oculator.

Edit: Ninja’d by the ninja’d

Edited April 22, 2018 by Apollyon

[AonEne he/him]

Granted and granted, but the sprinkles all taste awful and you lose both your eyes.

I wish for every newcomer to join TUBA.

Edited October 10, 2018 by AonEne
Adding punctuation...months after I posted this. Don't judge me.

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted, but the DA destroys TUBA.

I wish for every newcomer to join the Liebrary.

[AonEne he/him]

Granted, but TUBA rises from the dead and destroys both the DA and the Liebrary.

I wish TUBA was invincible.

[Apollyon he/him]

Granted, but TUBA must remain in the form of a sousaphone to remain invincible.

I wish that Brandon would join the Dark Alley.

[Guest]

I finally claim all the power in the cosmere and all the worlds therein, and all worship me and despair, none can contend or challenge my power.  (hey, it's only took me 1,000 years to do so, give a girl a break!)

[Kidpen he/him]

Just now, Illythyrra Dark said:

I finally claim all the power in the cosmere and all the worlds therein, and all worship me and despair, none can contend or challenge my power.  (hey, it's only took me 1,000 years to do so, give a girl a break!)

Wrong thread? Or just randomly mentioning this.

Granted, but Peter and all the Admins and Mods join TUBA.

I wish for ice cream.

[AonEne he/him]

2 minutes ago, Illythyrra Dark said:

I finally claim all the power in the cosmere and all the worlds therein, and all worship me and despair, none can contend or challenge my power.  (hey, it's only took me 1,000 years to do so, give a girl a break!)

Er, okay...but what does that have to do with this topic?

Granted, but he reforms the DA to be just like TUBA.

Edit: Ninja'd AGAIN. Granted, but I get ice cream too.

Edited April 22, 2018 by AonEne

[Kidpen he/him]

Just now, AonEne said:

Er, okay...but what does that have to do with this topic?

Granted, but he reforms the DA to be just like TUBA.

Mwahahahahaha. Liebrarians make the best ninja's.

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Er, okay...but what does that have to do with this topic?

Granted, but he reforms the DA to be just like TUBA.

Edit: Ninja'd AGAIN.

 

This is like one of those wish granting/corrupting topics, is it not?  My mistake if I am wrong.

Edited April 22, 2018 by Illythyrra Dark

[AonEne he/him]

Just now, Illythyrra Dark said:

 

This is like one of those wish granting topics, is it not?  My mistake if I am wrong.

Yes, but read the rules

[Guest]

Just now, AonEne said:

Yes, but read the rules

apologies, friend

[AonEne he/him]

Just now, Illythyrra Dark said:

apologies, friend

It's fine. I can grant it, since we haven't had another wish since.

You get lots of power, but it's like in Silence Divine and you get cancer too.

[Devout Pathian]

I wish I knew what TUBA was and for no one to give my any more spiked cookies.

[Kidpen he/him]

Double wish, but OK. You now know that TUBA is The Underground Baker's Association devoted to giving out non-hemalurgic cookies. People now give out spiked cakes and pies.

I wish AonEne would leave TUBA and join the DA.

[Apollyon he/him]

Granted, but she won’t join until Tui exists again. 

I wish Tui exists again.

[AonEne he/him]

I'm trapped between bringing Tui back and staying in TUBA? Oh dear. Betray one fandom or betray the other............

Granted. Tui now exists, but only for a second. Therefore I am part of the DA for only a second. Kidpen's wish has now been fulfilled. So has Apollyon's. 

I wish Tui would come back to life permanently, and that my status as a TUBA member was uncontested. 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Granted. But immediately afterward, all technology and books in your life are destroyed. Tui exists and you are a part of TUBA, but you won't be able to rejoice in either.

I wish neopolitian excluded strawberry from its mix.

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted, but they have to rename it to duopolitian. 

I wish for some neopolitan ice cream.

[AonEne he/him]

Granted, but every active Sharder gets some too and you have to pay for it all. 

I wish to have my books and technology back, while still being in TUBA with Tui T. Sutherland still alive. 

[Mistspren she/her]

Granted, but you are paralyzed and blinded and cannot use any of it.

I wish I could sleep.