Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[DrakeMarshall he/him]

23 hours ago, Brightness Enna said:

Granted. They fall on you from your own personal raincloud for the rest of your life.

Your bane is that you become hopelessly allergic... ... ... to carrots.

I wish for constantly working wifi for everybody at school, including me

So it's raining cats and dogs... Literally?

12 hours ago, Vaatuu said:

Granted, but who ever looks at you from now on will forget you the moment they look away.

I wish for an end to racism and/or a tamed axhound that can turn invisible and I can control telepathically.

Granted. Since the nightwatcher regrettably does not have the power to change the minds of people so profoundly, she gives you the second option. The axehound the government took from me is tested extensively on in a lab and somehow gains superpowers. The axehound, being able to turn invisible, escapes from the lab and you find him. You can't control him telepathically but you can speak with him telepathically. Your bane is that several important government agencies are after you now. You are a rather high priority target for stealing an alien organism with superpowers.

I wish for a row of tamed chasmfiends that I can teach to dance and sing an ode to Hoid, so as to surprise Dalinar.

[PantsForSquares he/him]

Granted, but their musical prowess becomes the stuff of legend, and they eventually find a new manager, and go on a worldwide tour in Roshar, becoming a smashing success. Your bane is that you always hear C, D# and G as weird shshsh noises.

I wish for the ability to tap-dance.

[Magestar he/him]

Done.  You are now the master Tap Dancer.  Of Legend.  As your bane, you can no longer stop tap dancing, unless you are sleeping.

Then you will tap dance in your dreams.  

I wish for a Magical electric guitar, which plays intuitively, as well as looking awesome.

[DrakeMarshall he/him]

Granted. You are given an awakened electric guitar with the command "be loud". It feeds off your life force when you use it, but it plays very well on it's own accord. And it looks awesome (if maybe a little disconcerting with all that black smoke). Your bane is that you are made hard of hearing (this is sort of helpful when you are playing the awakened guitar but otherwise it's annoying).

I wish for something.

[Torrieltar]

Granted. Unfortunately, you will never be able to find out what it was that you were given.

I wish for the ability to travel through time.

[Brightness Enna she/her]

On 9/2/2016 at 11:30 AM, Drake Marshall said:

So it's raining cats and dogs... Literally?

Why, yes. Yes it is. *cackle*

2 hours ago, Evenstrom said:

I wish for the ability to travel through time.

Granted. You now can travel through time. Any which way.

Your bane is that now you cannot see chairs any more. Couches and benches and stools, fine, but not chairs. They're there if you can find them, though. 

I wish for fire powers

[DrakeMarshall he/him]

20 hours ago, Brightness Enna said:

Granted. You now can travel through time. Any which way.

Your bane is that now you cannot see chairs any more. Couches and benches and stools, fine, but not chairs. They're there if you can find them, though. 

I wish for fire powers

You should have told them that they already could travel through time. Exclusively forward and at a fixed rate.

Anyway. Granted. The nightwatcher bestows upon you an assortment of fire related abilities, including the ability to make yourself less fireproof (non-reversible), and the ability to magically extinguish any candles you are close enough to that you could blow them out. As your bane, you can no longer feel hot or cold. That doesn't mean that extreme temperatures no longer damage your body, you just don't feel it anymore.

I wish for a regrowth fabrial (and, presumably, a way of using/fueling it).

[PantsForSquares he/him]

Granted, but you can only use it once, and you don't know when you can use it. Your bane is that you now see inverted colors.

I wish for infinite ice cream.

[Archibaldie]

Granted. You now have a 1 L carton of vanilla ice cream that never empties. Your bane is "dentin hypersensitivity" I.e your teeth are extremely sensitive and you will feel intense pain when eating anything cold or hot.

I wish to know "Shshsh's" name.

[ShadowLord_Lith he/him]

Granted, though you have now forgotten everything else about this "Shshsh" character, and you continue to forget it every time you read, hear, or see, anything about him. Worse still, its always right on the tip of your tongue, you always feel like your only seconds away from remembering, but you never do.

I wish for the ability to give people superpowers, sort of like calamity gave the epics their powers when it rose.

[hoidhunter he/him]

You now have the ability, to give people the ability, to grow their hair and nails really fast. Using it drives people insane. You also have to live by yourself on the international space station.

 

you bane is that zero g makes you really nauseous, and you will never get used to it.

 

i wish to own a significant share in all barber shops, nail salons, and physiatrist offices, globally.

[goody153]

48 minutes ago, hoidhunter said:

You now have the ability, to give people the ability, to grow their hair and nails really fast. Using it drives people insane. You also have to live by yourself on the international space station.

 

you bane is that zero g makes you really nauseous, and you will never get used to it.

 

i wish to own a significant share in all barber shops, nail salons, and physiatrist offices, globally.

Granted but the revenue of those businesses will never end up with you.

I wish i was really good with RL stuff(school work businesses).

[Laryna she/her]

Granted, but your bane is that you'll never get credit for any of it. Plus, you'll find all forms of chocolate extremely bitter from now on.

I wish to have all the knowledge in the universe(s).

[cadebengert he/him]

46 minutes ago, Laryna said:

Granted, but your bane is that you'll never get credit for any of it. Plus, you'll find all forms of chocolate extremely bitter from now on.

I wish to have all the knowledge in the universe(s).

Granted, but the overload of information drives you insane. 

I wish for eternal happiness.

[Krandacth]

Granted. Everyone you communicate  with will stub their toe soon after that communication ends, forever.  This results in a slowly built negative association that causes everyone to avoid spending time with you. Because of this boon you easily learn to be happy with your own company, and live the last 20 years of your life a grinning hermit with stacks of Brandon Sanderson books about which no-one is willing to exchange theories with you, but a very successful forest garden.

I wish for a portal gun.

[PantsForSquares he/him]

Granted, but you can only ever shoot one end of the portal. The other end is a randomly determined point in space, including the portal's entry itself. Should that ever happen, it will collapse upon itself, tearing open a rift in space-time and destroying our universe as we know it.

Your bane is that you're guaranteed to get this collapse in five years, but you don't know when.

I wish for the most awesome shoes to ever exist.

[Turbonator]

Granted. You get the most beautiful, durable boots in the world, that are able to kick someone in full Shardplate halfway across a room.

Your bane is that their size is too small for you.

I wish for their to be an important Gasper Ferring in one Mistborn book who can use his power very creatively.

Edited September 17, 2016 by Turbonator

[PantsForSquares he/him]

6 hours ago, Turbonator said:

Granted. You get the most beautiful, durable boots in the world, that are able to kick someone in full Shardplate halfway across a room.

Your bane is that their size is too small for you.

That can be rectified.

Granted. It shall be revealed in The Lost Metal that there's been a Gasper Ferring who has, after years of building a pressurized suit made of cadmiumminds, managed to successfully walk across Scadrial. Including underwater.

Your bane is that he's crushed by a falling musical instrument of indeterminate size immediately after successfully completing his amazing feat.

I wish for feet small enough to wear my kickass boots.

[Krandacth]

Granted. Said feet replace your ears.

I wish for a Cadbury Creme Egg.

[Lord_of_Awesome]

Granted. The creme egg was poisonous, and makes you violently sick for the rest of your life.

For your curse, you now hate the taste of chocolate, cakes, cookies, and soft drinks. 

 

I wish for the best desktop PC in the world that won't explode or malfunction in any way.

[kenod]

Granted, a law is now passed that forbids you from using electricity, so good luck booting it up.

I wish that the book I ordered finally arrived (it has been more than 7 weeks now).

[Lord_of_Awesome]

Granted, the book arrives. And it is on fire, with the pages charred beyond recognition.

I wish to be DOVAHKIIN.

[Laryna she/her]

11 hours ago, Lord_of_Awesome said:

Granted, the book arrives. And it is on fire, with the pages charred beyond recognition.

I wish to be DOVAHKIIN.

Granted, but every time you you try to shout, you kill a chicken.

I wish to have an endless supply of pizza.

Edited September 18, 2016 by Laryna

[Krandacth]

Granted, but your hunger will never be satisfied (psychological, not physiological).

I wish my thesis to be finished.

[Djarskublar he/him]

55 minutes ago, Krandacth said:

Granted, but your hunger will never be satisfied (psychological, not physiological).

I wish my thesis to be finished.

It is finished. In its current state. You don't pass, obviously. Your bane is that you are forever wondering what if, especially in regards to your thesis.

I wish for the location of the Pits, and transportation to them.