Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Erunion he/him]

Done. 

 

As your bane, you have surpassed all desire. As you desire nothing, you know no languages. 

 

You might be popular amongst Buddhist monks though. 

If you wanted to be....

 

I wish to be a bronze compounder (with full knowledge and ability to use/etc.)

[Rasarr she/her]

Granted. You are a bronze compunder, but from today on, you'll see everything in shades of brown, and every drink, alcoholic or not, will taste like really awful chocolate to you. 

 

I wish for an ability to make puns that are both brilliant and understandable to others - without losing the ability to speak without using puns.

[Stormgate he/him]

Granted. However, wherever you are, there is a rabbit in the room with you. It doesn't follow you. It's the same rabbit. It's always. There.

 

I wish to have the three magic systems I'm working on figured out.

[Brightness Enna she/her]

Done. You can't do anything with them, though. They cannot be written or spoken of, only existing perfectly in your head.

 

I wish for a lifetime supply of sunshine I can call into the sky whenever I want. (why is it snowing just as we were getting excited for spring?!? Storming Utah.)

[Random Observations R Me]

Granted.

 

Your curse is that you cannot see sunlight. Other light, however, you can see.

 

I wish to be a Windrunner.

[Mr. Staccato he/him]

Granted.

 

Your curse is that you cannot see sunlight. Other light, however, you can see.

 

I wish to be a Windrunner.

Granted. You are now a sibling to Alleria, Sylvanas, and Vereesa Windrunner of the World of Warcraft universe. You are now also magically female.

I wish to become an Epic capable of separating himself into three fully functional clones with differing personalities.

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

Granted. But whenever you make a clone, you become certain that you are the clone, and they are the original Mr. Stacato.

 

I wish for whatever the next poster wishes for without their bane.

[Random Observations R Me]

Granted. You are now a sibling to Alleria, Sylvanas, and Vereesa Windrunner of the World of Warcraft universe. You are now also magically female.

I wish to become an Epic capable of separating himself into three fully functional clones with differing personalities.

Awesome! Though, what makes you think I'm not female?

 

What's my bane?

 

 

 

Granted. The Only Joe. Your bane is that you can't eat wood chips.

 

I wish to be a hamster.

Edited March 23, 2016 by Random Observations R Me

[Mr. Staccato he/him]

Awesome! Though, what makes you think I'm not female?

What's my bane?

Granted. The Only Joe. Your bane is that you can't eat wood chips.

I wish to be a hamster.

Oops. Your past bane has been rendered moot by your pre-existing feminity - that or I may have inadvertently doubled it (sorry, headphone wearing dogs are horrifyingly bad at distinguishing people's genders). You are now twice the woman you were before - not that it matters anyway since you just wished yourself into becoming a hamster.

Boon: Congratulations! You are now a hamster from the Hamtaro-verse! You are revealed to be some foreign relative of the irresistibly cute Oxnard. (P.S. It seems to me that you're doing quite an awful lot of world-hopping.)

Bane: From now on till infinity, you can no longer eat instant noodles without suffering from instantaneous death.

@The Only Joe - Because of your wish, by extension, you are now also a hamster. Don't worry - you can still eat Chinese take-out though.

I wish for an indestructible pair of cool headphones that works perfectly and can never be stolen from me.

Edited March 23, 2016 by Mr. Staccato

[King Penguin]

.I wish for an indestructible pair of cool headphones that works perfectly and can never be stolen from me.

However, your ears cease to exist, so there is no point to even having headphones

 

 

I wish for an army of hyper-intelligent penguin servants

[Random Observations R Me]

Oops. Your past bane has been rendered moot by your pre-existing feminity - that or I may have inadvertently doubled it (sorry, headphone wearing dogs are horrifyingly bad at distinguishing people's genders). You are now twice the woman you were before - not that it matters anyway since you just wished yourself into becoming a hamster.

I'm actually just messing with you. I'm not female in real life. Though, I am curious what made you assume a female gender.

 

Are you saing hamsters don't have organs that distinguish them as physically male or female?

Edited March 24, 2016 by Random Observations R Me

[natc]

You can be a female hamster, but there's no such thing as a woman hamster

The things one would get from double woman-ness in humans would be irrelevant to hamster gender anyway.

Edited March 24, 2016 by natc

[Erunion he/him]

However, your ears cease to exist, so there is no point to even having headphones

 

 

I wish for an army of hyper-intelligent penguin servants

Welcome to the forum?

 

Your wish is granted. You have an army of hyper-intelligent penguin servants. 

While they are your servants, they are an army first, and you are now at war with the hyper-intelligent Orca army. 

 

As your bane, you get uncontrollable, violent shudders for 30 seconds whenever you come across anything fish related. Fish, fish breath, fried fish, fish fertilizer, anything. 

 

 

I wish that I were a Bendalloy misting (having Snapped, with full knowledge/ability to use powers).

[Stormgate he/him]

Granted. Your bane is you are allergic to Cadmium and alloys of that metal. It basically causes an itchy rash when you touch it.

 

 

I wish to know what two plots to have in my next story. I want to do a plural plot system, like Sanderson almost always does, but I can't think of a good second plot.

[hoidhunter he/him]

The main villain turn out to be the father of the main character.

 

You have to name the main character Luke.

 

i wish for someone to apologize to you, for me.

[Erunion he/him]

I, representing Hoidhunter, am so sorry Stormgate. So very, very sorry.

(Wish granted, Hoidhunter).

 

As your bane Hoidhunter, for the rest of your life you will have the star wars movies overlaying your vision like a filter, with their sound doing the same to your hearing. You can still interact normally with people, but Star Wars (including the prequels and the new one!) is always there. With you. Always. 

 

 

I wish that I could learn languages fluently (accent and all), quickly, easily and with a minimum of effort. 

[Vander]

Of course! You end up in Braize.

 

Caught the Doctor Who reference there, btw.

 

I wish for candy. Lots and lots of candy. DEADLY amounts, you might say.

[Argel he/him]

Granted! You are crushed into a slimy, messy pulp as an 18 wheeler filled with candy jack-knifes then falls on you. Centuries later archeologists think you were a new flavor of starburst.

 

I wish Donald Trump was not running for president.

[Rasarr she/her]

Granted. After being booed at a rally, Trup has a sudden revelation which causes him to abandon the race for president and let go of all his possessions in favour of life in ascetism. Newly enlightened, he starts writing books on self-help, being one with nature and similar topics - and your bane is that from today on, every single gift you'll ever get, no matter the occassion and the person who gives it to you, will be one of Trump's books.

 

I wish for good weather to come and stay until the end of the next week.

[hoidhunter he/him]

I, representing Hoidhunter, am so sorry Stormgate. So very, very sorry.

(Wish granted, Hoidhunter).

 

As your bane Hoidhunter, for the rest of your life you will have the star wars movies overlaying your vision like a filter, with their sound doing the same to your hearing. You can still interact normally with people, but Star Wars (including the prequels and the new one!) is always there. With you. Always. 

 

 

I wish that I could learn languages fluently (accent and all), quickly, easily and with a minimum of effort. 

I have been living this hell for years...not so much with the newer films...but still...not much difference.

 

As the definition of "good" in open to interpretation, you have really rainy weather for a few days, then it will snow a bit, then some sunshine and warm temps that turn the snow into mud...

 

For your bane...you have to read a book written by donald trump...they do exist.

 

I wish for someone who has read a book written by donald trump to send me a PM listing it's title and describing it's content.

Edited March 25, 2016 by hoidhunter

[ecohansen]

Done.  I'll PM you.

 

Also,

In The Art of the Deal, Captain Picard joins up with the Star Trek Corps of Engineers and the crew of the USS da Vinci to confront a group of saboteurs on a rapidly-industrializing agricultural planet!

 

What do you mean, that's the wrong Art of the Deal?

 

For your bane, you now have tiny hands.

 

Morel season is almost here in my neck of the woods!  I wish that over the next few weeks, I'll be able to bring home baskets and baskets filled with delicious morels.

Edited March 27, 2016 by ecohansen

[Stormgate he/him]

Granted. However, due to a miscommunication, you now have lots of fables.

Moral of the story: be careful with your vocabulary.

Your bane is that your thumbs are each roughly the dimensions of a standard #2 pencil.

I wish for the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.

[ecohansen]

What do you get when you multiply six by eight?

 

All of your beverages now taste almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.

 

I wish to share a beautiful moment with a small bird in front of a stadium filled with enraptured onlookers.

[hoidhunter he/him]

I'm not going to grant you a boon or bane...just an upvote for the Hitchhiker's references.

[ecohansen]

Thanks.  These days, I'm writing all my jokes in base 13.