King Penguin

However, your ears cease to exist, so there is no point to even having headphones I wish for an army of hyper-intelligent penguin servants

Hello fellow Sanderson fans (Fandersons?)! I am a long-time Sanderson fanatic who started with Alcatraz Smedry and is now obsessed with the Stormlight Archives. As a new member of this website who has absolutely nothing to contribute to the community but positive words and some free time, I hope to receive a lot of entertainment from this website. Cheers!