natc Posted January 27, 2016 Posted January 27, 2016 (edited) You bond drunk spren and see blurry, and stumble the rest of your life. Your surges are belch and blackout I wish to understand compounding without dying or having my spirit web horribly torn apart Here's a coppermind TLR made of himself compounding and using his awesome powers. The Nightwatcher demands a quarter of your future income to disappear from your possessions and be transported to her to use as a potential boon for some poor soul out there.(well yeah, the bane doesn't have to actually match right?) Feel free to take the cash guys. I wish for better battery life on my phone. Edited January 27, 2016 by natc
DrakeMarshall he/him Posted January 27, 2016 Posted January 27, 2016 Here's a coppermind TLR made of himself compounding and using his awesome powers. The Nightwatcher demands a quarter of your future income to disappear from your possessions and be transported to her to use as a potential boon for some poor soul out there. (well yeah, the bane doesn't have to actually match right?) Feel free to take the cash guys. I wish for better battery life on my phone. Granted. You now have a nokia brick phone that can go three weeks on one charge. As an extra boon, its screen also never cracks. You can never get a new phone. I wish to have a fully functional ability to compound luck.
Citadel16 he/him Posted January 28, 2016 Posted January 28, 2016 granted. you can no longer see chromium. I wish for the aforementioned cash.
DrakeMarshall he/him Posted January 28, 2016 Posted January 28, 2016 (edited) Granted. You get a significant fortune, but somebody accuses you of stealing it. For some reason, nobody believes that a magical spren gave it to you. I wish for a hemalurgic cookie. Edited January 28, 2016 by Drake Marshall
Pathfinder Posted January 28, 2016 Posted January 28, 2016 Granted. You get a significant fortune, but somebody accuses you of stealing it. For some reason, nobody believes that a magical spren gave it to you. I wish for a hemalurgic cookie. Granted, it rips out your soul as it travels down your digestive track I wish I had mist fabrials, the knowledge to use them, and the means without me having to die or be horribly mutilated to accomplish it.
Rasarr she/her Posted January 28, 2016 Posted January 28, 2016 Granted, it rips out your soul as it travels down your digestive track I wish I had mist fabrials, the knowledge to use them, and the means without me having to die or be horribly mutilated to accomplish it. Sure you get it. For the rest of your life, you see everything as if through very thick mist. I wish to know the names of all 16 Shards and names of their Holders and their planets, assigned so that I know who holds which Shard and where they are, and not forget it.
DrakeMarshall he/him Posted January 30, 2016 Posted January 30, 2016 Sure you get it. For the rest of your life, you see everything as if through very thick mist. I wish to know the names of all 16 Shards and names of their Holders and their planets, assigned so that I know who holds which Shard and where they are, and not forget it. Granted. You know where all the shards are and such. Odium knows where you are and such. I want the power to remove people's curses without killing them.
ChickenPlague he/him Posted January 30, 2016 Posted January 30, 2016 Granted. You know where all the shards are and such. Odium knows where you are and such. I want the power to remove people's curses without killing them. Granted, it also removes the boon.I wish for the next person to wish for immortality.
Oathbringer he/him Posted February 2, 2016 Posted February 2, 2016 Granted, it also removes the boon. I wish for the next person to wish for immortality. Granted, I wish for immortality, but your spirit is stuck with me. Forever.
Citadel16 he/him Posted February 3, 2016 Posted February 3, 2016 hmn... who gets cursed, You or him? I wish for answers!
Rasarr she/her Posted February 3, 2016 Posted February 3, 2016 hmn... who gets cursed, You or him? I wish for answers! No; yes; don't, she's a vampire and will kill you; RAFO. You will never know the questions. I wish for a cup of drinkable hot chocolate that never runs out of hot chocolate, but won't drown me in it either.
Vander Posted February 5, 2016 Posted February 5, 2016 No; yes; don't, she's a vampire and will kill you; RAFO. You will never know the questions. I wish for a cup of drinkable hot chocolate that never runs out of hot chocolate, but won't drown me in it either. Granted. The hot chocolate, while edible, tastes horrendous. I wish to proclaim my return!
Citadel16 he/him Posted February 5, 2016 Posted February 5, 2016 granted. You now have no arms. I wish for a RAFO.
DrakeMarshall he/him Posted February 6, 2016 Posted February 6, 2016 Granted. You have become a RAFO spren. You are in the physical realm and as a lesser spren cannot actually think, but whenever somebody gets a RAFO you will appear to them for a short time. I wish to know where hoid's hideout is.
Stormgate he/him Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 Granted. You are Hoid. You are alone in the universe, as all your friends are either dead, evil, or too busy being gods to have a decent conversation. I wish for a door.
DrakeMarshall he/him Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 Granted. You are Hoid. You are alone in the universe, as all your friends are either dead, evil, or too busy being gods to have a decent conversation. I wish for a door. Granted. A door in space-time opens up and swallows you. It spits you out on the other end, in alley forty two of the dark alley, and you are force-fed cookies until you turn into a koloss. As hoid, I wish for the power to deliver insults to all of my friends at once. Even the dead ones.
Rasarr she/her Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 Granted. A door in space-time opens up and swallows you. It spits you out on the other end, in alley forty two of the dark alley, and you are force-fed cookies until you turn into a koloss. As hoid, I wish for the power to deliver insults to all of my friends at once. Even the dead ones. You do. The insults are so scathing, all your now-ex-friends unite, even coming back from the dead if need has it, to hunt you down. I wish for the ability to worldhop.
Alfa he/him Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 Granted. You must actually hop from world to world. I hope you have enough air supply with you, as well as something to prevent you from glowing in the atmosphere. I wish for a programm that actually does what I wish it shall do, without the curse making this wish completely useless. (Also, for unknown reasons the last boon worked, my PC repaired itself without visible reasons)
Stormgate he/him Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 Granted. You must actually hop from world to world. I hope you have enough air supply with you, as well as something to prevent you from glowing in the atmosphere. I wish for a programm that actually does what I wish it shall do, without the curse making this wish completely useless. (Also, for unknown reasons the last boon worked, my PC repaired itself without visible reasons) You loose your keyboard. I think it's in the conference room. I wish for the ability to walk on the Sun without dying from anything someone may die of while attempting to walk on the Sun.
ChickenPlague he/him Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 You loose your keyboard. I think it's in the conference room. I wish for the ability to walk on the Sun without dying from anything someone may die of while attempting to walk on the Sun. Granted! You freeze to death. That's not something someone might die from while walking on the sun.I wish for a pet green-tea.
Vander Posted February 8, 2016 Posted February 8, 2016 (edited) Granted! You freeze to death. That's not something someone might die from while walking on the sun. I wish for a pet green-tea. Granted. You drink it. I wish I had a grilled cheese sandwich. Edited February 21, 2016 by Car'a'carn
Vander Posted February 21, 2016 Posted February 21, 2016 Bump. Annoying wish which annoyed people has been remedied.
Master Elodin Posted February 21, 2016 Posted February 21, 2016 I wish to be able to ignore the effects of banes.
natc Posted February 21, 2016 Posted February 21, 2016 For both breaking the rules for not granting the previous wish first, and trying to make an idiot of the Nightwatcher, you are now forever alone. Car gets his sandwitch, but is now allergic to cheese. I wish to be nicrosil twinborn in addition to my previous stuff, and that the bane doesn't prevent me from using my powers. 1
Nashan’Elin he/him Posted February 21, 2016 Posted February 21, 2016 Granted. You, however, can't use your limbs. I wish to have one atium spike, to use on whomever I want
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