ChickenPlague Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 Granted! Just before you travel back in time you take an oath to not change the past. I wish to be reborn as a Chasmfiend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 You appear in a chrysalis just as the Alethi are mounting a plateau run... I wish for access to the Dor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenPlague Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 You are an Elantrian, but no one knows any Aons and there are no records of how to draw them. I wish for the Alethi to recognize my awesomeness and leave me alone, and slaughter all Parshendi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polkinghornbd Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 Granted, but you are a parshendi and thus slaughtered. I wish I had the ability to break natural laws at will, and in-break them when I was finished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenPlague Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 Granted, but you are a parshendi and thus slaughtered. I wish I had the ability to break natural laws at will, and in-break them when I was finished. Precisely how can a chasmfiend be Parshendi? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polkinghornbd Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 I broke the natural laws to make it so 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natc Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 Precisely how can a chasmfiend be Parshendi? Adopted family pet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLerasNosed Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 Granted, but you are a parshendi and thus slaughtered. I wish I had the ability to break natural laws at will, and in-break them when I was finished. Granted, but you will always forget what law you've broken immediately after doing so. I wish for The Stick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasarr Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 Granted, but you will always forget what law you've broken immediately after doing so. I wish for The Stick Granted, but it will refuse to cooperate with you in any fashion. I wish to bond a non-Odium spren. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pathfinder Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 Granted, but it will refuse to cooperate with you in any fashion. I wish to bond a non-Odium spren. You bond drunk spren and see blurry, and stumble the rest of your life. Your surges are belch and blackout I wish to understand compounding without dying or having my spirit web horribly torn apart 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natc Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 (edited) You bond drunk spren and see blurry, and stumble the rest of your life. Your surges are belch and blackout I wish to understand compounding without dying or having my spirit web horribly torn apart Here's a coppermind TLR made of himself compounding and using his awesome powers. The Nightwatcher demands a quarter of your future income to disappear from your possessions and be transported to her to use as a potential boon for some poor soul out there.(well yeah, the bane doesn't have to actually match right?) Feel free to take the cash guys. I wish for better battery life on my phone. Edited January 27, 2016 by natc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 Here's a coppermind TLR made of himself compounding and using his awesome powers. The Nightwatcher demands a quarter of your future income to disappear from your possessions and be transported to her to use as a potential boon for some poor soul out there. (well yeah, the bane doesn't have to actually match right?) Feel free to take the cash guys. I wish for better battery life on my phone. Granted. You now have a nokia brick phone that can go three weeks on one charge. As an extra boon, its screen also never cracks. You can never get a new phone. I wish to have a fully functional ability to compound luck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 granted. you can no longer see chromium. I wish for the aforementioned cash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 (edited) Granted. You get a significant fortune, but somebody accuses you of stealing it. For some reason, nobody believes that a magical spren gave it to you. I wish for a hemalurgic cookie. Edited January 28, 2016 by Drake Marshall 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pathfinder Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 Granted. You get a significant fortune, but somebody accuses you of stealing it. For some reason, nobody believes that a magical spren gave it to you. I wish for a hemalurgic cookie. Granted, it rips out your soul as it travels down your digestive track I wish I had mist fabrials, the knowledge to use them, and the means without me having to die or be horribly mutilated to accomplish it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasarr Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 Granted, it rips out your soul as it travels down your digestive track I wish I had mist fabrials, the knowledge to use them, and the means without me having to die or be horribly mutilated to accomplish it. Sure you get it. For the rest of your life, you see everything as if through very thick mist. I wish to know the names of all 16 Shards and names of their Holders and their planets, assigned so that I know who holds which Shard and where they are, and not forget it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted January 30, 2016 Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 Sure you get it. For the rest of your life, you see everything as if through very thick mist. I wish to know the names of all 16 Shards and names of their Holders and their planets, assigned so that I know who holds which Shard and where they are, and not forget it. Granted. You know where all the shards are and such. Odium knows where you are and such. I want the power to remove people's curses without killing them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenPlague Posted January 30, 2016 Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 Granted. You know where all the shards are and such. Odium knows where you are and such. I want the power to remove people's curses without killing them. Granted, it also removes the boon.I wish for the next person to wish for immortality. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oathbringer Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 Granted, it also removes the boon. I wish for the next person to wish for immortality. Granted, I wish for immortality, but your spirit is stuck with me. Forever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 hmn... who gets cursed, You or him? I wish for answers! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasarr Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 hmn... who gets cursed, You or him? I wish for answers! No; yes; don't, she's a vampire and will kill you; RAFO. You will never know the questions. I wish for a cup of drinkable hot chocolate that never runs out of hot chocolate, but won't drown me in it either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vander Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 No; yes; don't, she's a vampire and will kill you; RAFO. You will never know the questions. I wish for a cup of drinkable hot chocolate that never runs out of hot chocolate, but won't drown me in it either. Granted. The hot chocolate, while edible, tastes horrendous. I wish to proclaim my return! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 granted. You now have no arms. I wish for a RAFO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 Granted. You have become a RAFO spren. You are in the physical realm and as a lesser spren cannot actually think, but whenever somebody gets a RAFO you will appear to them for a short time. I wish to know where hoid's hideout is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted February 7, 2016 Report Share Posted February 7, 2016 Granted. You are Hoid. You are alone in the universe, as all your friends are either dead, evil, or too busy being gods to have a decent conversation. I wish for a door. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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