Stormgate he/him Posted December 19, 2015 Posted December 19, 2015 Granted. You cannot understand any of the languages spoken. I wish for a twenty minute interview with Brandon, in which no RAFOS are allowed. 1
Perrin Aybara he/him Posted December 19, 2015 Posted December 19, 2015 (edited) Ok. You get an extreme amount of Cosmere knowledge, but your tongue is tied and you can't tell anyone, or mention any books that were mentioned in the interview, no matter how minute the spoiler is. I wish that I will no longer be a Wolfbrother. And guys, let's start upvoting each other. I liked it back when we did that. Edited December 19, 2015 by Perrin Aybara 1
Stormgate he/him Posted December 19, 2015 Posted December 19, 2015 I'm cool with both my curse and your suggestion about upvotes. You are the first beneficiary from the system. Ahem. You are now called a Pugbrother, rather than a Wolfbrother. I wish that Epics were real and did not kill me, at least not unless I do something to attack any Epic. 2
Alfa he/him Posted December 19, 2015 Posted December 19, 2015 Granted. You are cursed to attack any epic in sight. I wish for more participation in the broken city project. 3
Vander Posted December 20, 2015 Posted December 20, 2015 Granted. You are cursed to attack any epic in sight. I wish for more participation in the broken city project. Granted. You cannot post anywhere else. Ever. I wish for... infinite energy for my house. And I second (third?) the upvote thing. 2
Stormgate he/him Posted December 20, 2015 Posted December 20, 2015 Granted. You are cursed to attack any epic in sight. I wish for more participation in the broken city project. I'm participating! Granted. You cannot post anywhere else. Ever. I wish for... infinite energy for my house. And I second (third?) the upvote thing. Your infinite energy is given in the form of gamma radiation. Your wish destroyed the Earth.I wish for people to reply to my comments faster. 1
Vander Posted December 20, 2015 Posted December 20, 2015 (edited) I'm participating! Your infinite energy is given in the form of gamma radiation. Your wish destroyed the Earth. I wish for people to reply to my comments faster. Granted. The only reply you ever get is "UR A N00B!!!1!111!" "UR A N00B!!!1!111!" I wish for a sock... with magical powers. Edited December 20, 2015 by Car'a'carn 2
Oversleep Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 Granted. The sock's primary ability is to make your legs stink very, very bad. I wish for Sanderson to look at a block of cheese. I just saw this and can't stop laughing! I wish we would do more Nightwatcher-like curses without rendering the wish completely useless. 2
Perrin Aybara he/him Posted December 24, 2015 Posted December 24, 2015 (edited) Granted. Now you have a toe growing out of your ear, complete with athlete's [ear?] and a gnarly toenail. Also, "UR A N00B!!!1!111!" I wish to at least have girls fawning over me since I'm a pugbrother, and girls think ugly dogs like myself and pugs are cute. Edited December 24, 2015 by Perrin Aybara 1
Stormgate he/him Posted December 24, 2015 Posted December 24, 2015 Granted. It's your female extended relatives(grandma, etc) I wish for literally everything.
Perrin Aybara he/him Posted December 24, 2015 Posted December 24, 2015 You get everything, but you become extremely scatterbrained and misplace literally almost everything. I wish for my grandma to stop being gross. I want normal people to start fawning over me, as long as they're girls. 1
Vander Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 You get everything, but you become extremely scatterbrained and misplace literally almost everything. I wish for my grandma to stop being gross. I want normal people to start fawning over me, as long as they're girls. Sure. ... Your mother starts fawning over you. And any female relatives apart from your grandmother. Other people think you're just weird. Have fun. I wish people would understand that Skybreakers are EFFING EPIC.
Stormgate he/him Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 Done. I think they are on the same level as Reckoners Epics. I wish to be able to travel through paintings and back to the real world, traveling at will. 2
Vander Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 Done. I think they are on the same level as Reckoners Epics. I wish to be able to travel through paintings and back to the real world, traveling at will. Why not? You no longer know the difference between the paintings and the real world, and as such cut ties on both sides in your existential paranoia. Eventually, you are found dead in your basement, having hung yourself. Fun fact: When people hang themselves, or are hanged, one of two things can happen: One, your neck is immediately snapped and you die before you know what happened, or Two, you suffocate slowly and painfully. You died in the latter way. Okay, too intense. Instead of erasing that, though, I will throw you a bone: I wish for power over the entirety of the Cosmere. 1
Eagle of the Forest Path he/him Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 Granted, you become Brandon Sanderson. Your curse is hemorrhoids. I wish for a pet chull. 1
DreamEternal Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 Granted, you become Brandon Sanderson. Your curse is hemorrhoids. I wish for a pet chull. Granted, it is the angry ghost of Stormgate in chull form. I wish to become a kandra.
Stormgate he/him Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 (edited) Granted. You don't know how to shapeshift, and you lose your bones. I wish to have a set of screwdrivers. Edited December 28, 2015 by Stormgate
Windreader she/her Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 Granted. You also get a kitten made of fire, which accidentally burns stuff. I wish to not have been banned (a curse I got long, long ago, and haven't wished away yet).
Curiosity he/him Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 Granted. Welcome back! You can no longer type the letter "e". I wish for a dozen bagels.
DreamEternal Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 (edited) Granted. Welcome back! You can no longer type the letter "e". I wish for a dozen bagels. Granted! You get a mischievous windspren that tries to steal your food at every opportunity. I wish my bones back. Edited December 28, 2015 by DreamEternal
Stormgate he/him Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 Granted! You become a monk of Dakhor with extra bones. I wish to be an Elantrian and immediately teleported to a safe location in Elantris.
ChickenPlague he/him Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 Granted! But you lose your arms making you use your feet to draw Aons. 1
DreamEternal Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 Granted! But you lose your arms making you use your feet to draw Aons. No wish? 1
Alfa he/him Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 (edited) The rule is for people who fulfill wishes and give curses and ask for no boon to be cursed with a cruel curse - like to believe that calamity is a shard. And to attack Obliteration with a flamethrower. In the cosmere, as they think, of course. Edited December 28, 2015 by Alfa 1
Citadel16 he/him Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 (edited) you die. over the course of a millennium I wish for advice on how to introduce my epic character into Astoria. Edited December 28, 2015 by warriormark16 1
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