Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Vander]

Half your days are spent cold, and half are warm. Every 5 warm days & cold days, there is one extra cold day and one extra warm day. This continues on and on.

 

I wish for the ability to create anything.

Granted. Your creations will never last longer than one minute.

 

I wish for the ability to be able to Name anything (a la Elodin.)

Edited November 24, 2015 by Vander Honorsworn

[Bucephalus]

Granted. You can only give things names that are incredibly dirty or incredibly embarrassing for you.

 

I wish for the powers of Obliteration.

[Stormgate he/him]

Granted. You can only give things names that are incredibly dirty or incredibly embarrassing for you.

 

I wish for the powers of Obliteration.

You can only use the powers while sleepwalking. Which happens often.

I wish to have every magical ability, so long as it is or will be mentioned in one of Sanderson's books, and maintain those powers throughout my life with no modifications on my lifespan except those caused by the powers in Sanderson's books.

[DreamEternal]

You can only use the powers while sleepwalking. Which happens often.

I wish to have every magical ability, so long as it is or will be mentioned in one of Sanderson's books, and maintain those powers throughout my life with no modifications on my lifespan except those caused by the powers in Sanderson's books.

Granted. Unsheated Nightblood is stuck to your hand. Enjoy your investiture while it lasts.

I wish to stop procrastinating.

[Citadel16 he/him]

granted, but it will only happen tomorrow.

 

I wish for the ability to not be affected by a curse.

[Eagle of the Forest Path he/him]

Granted.

Your boon is to not be affected by the curse of the billy goat.

Your curse is that you now attract other curses.

 

I wish for a cool handlebar moustache.

[Citadel16 he/him]

Granted. your mustache is the size of California and is completely frozen.

 

I wish for more wishes!

[Stormgate he/him]

Granted.

Your boon is to not be affected by the curse of the billy goat.

Your curse is that you now attract other curses.

 

I wish for a cool handlebar moustache.

Your moustache is ice cold and actual bike handlebars

 

I wish to have one Breath, and to have the number of Breaths I have double each week at 7:00 p.m. on Sunday in my home time zone, with no consumption of  Breaths (Either Returned-style or Nightblood-style) without my permission, and to retain my ability to speak in my native tongue with no impairment.

[Citadel16 he/him]

granted. you live the rest of your life as a talking jar that contains multiplying breaths

 

 

again: I wish for more wishes!

Edited November 24, 2015 by warriormark16

[Baine he/him]

Granted. You get 17 more wishes. You also have 17 different curses.

 

 

I wish I had a big box of dark chocolate peanut butter cups.

[Citadel16 he/him]

granted. you no longer have the ability to see chocolate or peanut butter

 

 

I wish for Dragonsteel!

[Curiosity he/him]

Dragonsteel (Brandon's sword) is now stuck through your kitchen table. And the police are looking for whoever stole it.

 

I wish for an extra hour every day.

[thegatorgirl00 she/her]

Granted. Your lifespan has now been cut in half.

I wish it was warmer outside.

[Oversleep]

Granted. It's too cold for you indoors to live.

I wish I could learn and understand things 5 times faster.

[Vander]

Granted. It's too cold for you indoors to live.

I wish I could learn and understand things 5 times faster.

Granted. You are now stuck as an infant, without the ability to speak.

 

I wish to be able to go wherever I wish, unimpeded by anything but my loved ones.

[I_am_NOT_fire]

Granted, but you are now 10cm tall.

I wish that I could live in Elendel.

[Stormgate he/him]

Granted, you are a tree.

[Ookla the Absent]

You are cursed with no more wishes. Ever. Anywhere.

I wish my internet would stop floozing out.

[Vander]

You are cursed with no more wishes. Ever. Anywhere.

I wish my internet would stop floozing out.

Granted. You can only use Internet Explorer 1.

 

I wish for Szeth to feature as a major character (as in with at least 15 chapters) in Stormlight 3.

Edited November 28, 2015 by Vander Honorsworn

[baby he/him]

Granted, but you lose the ability to talk, listen, or read about Szeth

I wish to become the nightwatcher

Edited November 28, 2015 by Once-ler

[Stormgate he/him]

Granted, but you can never move.

[Eagle of the Forest Path he/him]

Stormgate?

You kinda need to post a wish as well for this to work.

[Stormgate he/him]

I wish to know what it's like to be every person in the Cosmere.

Happy?

Edited November 28, 2015 by Stormgate

[Citadel16 he/him]

granted. you get to experiance life as a herald.

 

i wish for my book to finish writing itself.

[Baine he/him]

Granted. Your book has terrible writing skills.

 

I wish for an Irish wristwatch.