ChullRider he/him Posted May 9, 2015 Posted May 9, 2015 Granted! Your bane is an itch on your elbow. It's not a bad itch though. I wish for something that will cancel out my last bane. Also, Chouta, your puns are now very punny. But, no one appreciates them. Quite honestly, I'm fine with that. That's how puns work, I guess. Granted, but all future banes cannot be wished away. I wish for the ability to read faster and do projects faster.
the Gleeman he/him Posted May 9, 2015 Posted May 9, 2015 Granted, but your time is spent on 17th shard for hours until you actually get to work. (oh wait... it already works that way) I wish for a talking raven like Dream's from the Sandman comics
Redbird he/him Posted May 9, 2015 Posted May 9, 2015 Granted, but you become Dreams' sidekick. I wish to meet Doctor Dinosaur. 1
WB330 he/him Posted May 14, 2015 Posted May 14, 2015 (edited) Granted, but he will eat you alive. I wish to hold all of the shards. Edited May 14, 2015 by WB330
natc Posted May 14, 2015 Posted May 14, 2015 (edited) Granted, but he will eat you alive. I wish to hold all of the shards. All you get is broken pottery.The Nightwatcher ain't omnipotent nor does she think you deserve it. For the bane you're stuck in a coma where you think your wish worked. Forever I wish Windreader can wish banes away again. What? I wished earlier for her to think she isn't in an endless loop of wishing banes away, and I got bane'd into helping her. Can't have an identity crisis now. Edited May 14, 2015 by natc
Ookla the Absent Posted June 6, 2015 Posted June 6, 2015 Granted, but henceforth the only help you can give is advice. I wish for new tires.
DreamEternal Posted June 6, 2015 Posted June 6, 2015 Granted. Your left leg goes limp when it is raining. Hope you pay attention to the stormwardens. I wish for more balanced banes. 2
Adamir he/him Posted June 6, 2015 Posted June 6, 2015 Granted. Your left leg goes limp when it is raining. Hope you pay attention to the stormwardens. I wish for more balanced banes. Granted, but if that is your boon request... then what can I give you for a bane? Well, something balanced... The last ten pages of every copy you will ever hold of Stormlight 10 will suffer spontaneous combustion. Then again, I would consider that torture - but would that apply to e-books? If the last ten pages catch fire, does that mean the screen catches fire? Or the hardware? For a more balanced bane, we'll assume it doesn't apply to e-books; but this means you can only read Stormlight 10 as an e-book, since ten pages catching fire would make the entire book light up. I wish to become a Mistborn Feruchemist. Of course, that can never go wrong... That is a challenge, next person, find a bane that fits with the boon, and that actually outweighs it. Scrolling up, I noticed 'you will always feel like sneezing', so thank god the most evil option has already been used.
happyman he/him Posted June 8, 2015 Posted June 8, 2015 I wish to become a Mistborn Feruchemist. Of course, that can never go wrong... That is a challenge, next person, find a bane that fits with the boon, and that actually outweighs it. Scrolling up, I noticed 'you will always feel like sneezing', so thank god the most evil option has already been used. Too easy. Wish granted, but your Mistborn side is weak (900 years into TFE), you are alive during the Final Empire, and TLR knows about your powers and where you live. Have fun! I wish for a never-ending supply of marmalade.
ChullRider he/him Posted June 8, 2015 Posted June 8, 2015 Too easy. Wish granted, but your Mistborn side is weak (900 years into TFE), you are alive during the Final Empire, and TLR knows about your powers and where you live. Have fun! I wish for a never-ending supply of marmalade. Granted. You turn into a marmalade-hater but you still have to keep all the marmalade in your house. In addition, you may not give away the marmalade to anyone, or else they'll die. Eventually, your house will overflow with marmalade, which is not kept in a jar. I wish for money.
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted June 9, 2015 Posted June 9, 2015 Technically, if he's not eating it, then a single jar is a 'never-ending' supply. So that curse just forces him to keep a jar of marmalade in his house at all times. And Wish Granted. you're transported to WWII Germany, and given a million Marks. I wish for the Next poster to give me a paradoxical Curse.
natc Posted June 9, 2015 Posted June 9, 2015 Granted. You are cursed with immunity to all magic. Including curses. I wish for a PC. 1
Curiosity he/him Posted June 9, 2015 Posted June 9, 2015 You are given a tiny fairy that will yell at you the minute you say anything that could be interpreted as remotely intolerant to any group (religious, ethnic, cultural, etc.) and gives you bland sounding words to use instead. Have fun with your Political Corrector! I wish for an eidetic memory. 2
emilylime she/her Posted June 9, 2015 Posted June 9, 2015 I wish for an eidetic memory. Granted, but you are now blind. I wish to meet Hoid.
FrogKnight Posted June 9, 2015 Posted June 9, 2015 Granted, but you are now blind. I wish to meet Hoid. Granted, but he will do nothing but insult your intelligence. I wish to meet Lightsong.
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted June 10, 2015 Posted June 10, 2015 Granted, but he will do nothing but insult his intelligence. I wish for the next person to not give me a curse. 4
Maple Duke he/him Posted June 10, 2015 Posted June 10, 2015 granted, you get two.Your hair will fall out and You bark like a dog whenever you see a duck (your profile pic) I wish for the next SA book right now. 2
emilylime she/her Posted June 10, 2015 Posted June 10, 2015 Granted, but you read each character's name as Shshshsh. I wish for my next curse to make me happy. 3
Windreader she/her Posted June 10, 2015 Posted June 10, 2015 Granted. You are Happy, the cat. Thank you very much nact, I appreciate being able to wish away my curses. Wait. Now I don't have a curse to wish away. Hmmm. Oh well, I wish for the most amazing cloak in the world. 3
emilylime she/her Posted June 10, 2015 Posted June 10, 2015 (edited) (Well played 1+ ) Edited June 10, 2015 by Lady Eowyn
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted June 10, 2015 Posted June 10, 2015 Granted, all other cloaks are removed form existence. I wish for my curses to be irremovable. 1
DreamEternal Posted June 11, 2015 Posted June 11, 2015 (edited) Granted. Since that is not realy a boon, I must give you something that is not realy a curse, so now everytime someone says your name you hear the sounding of war horns instead Edited June 12, 2015 by CognitivePulsePattern 1
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted June 12, 2015 Posted June 12, 2015 I wish for the Next poster to give me a paradoxical Curse. Granted. You are cursed with immunity to all magic. Including curses. I wish for my curses to be irremovable. Granted. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!! I am now forever immune to all curses! I can wish for whatever I want without retribution! Also, you forgot to make a wish. 2
DreamEternal Posted June 12, 2015 Posted June 12, 2015 I wish to get a randon cosmere novella or short story.
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