Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[WorldRunner]

granted. Though your senses are dulled and everything is tasteless

I wish for the ability to gain surge binding abilitys

[ParadoxicalZen he/him]

Granted. You now have the Surges of Apathy and Lazyness

 

I wish for a Slivers Deck

[Kobold King he/him]

Granted. You now have the Surges of Apathy and Lazyness

 

I wish for a Slivers Deck

Granted. It destroys all organic matter that comes into contact with it.

I wish for KnightGradient to receive the next four banes given on this page.

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. Your car gets trampled by a pegasus.

I wish my scalp wasn't always itchy.

[KnightGradient]

Granted. It destroys all organic matter that comes into contact with it.

I wish for KnightGradient to receive the next four banes given on this page.

Bruh

[ParadoxicalZen he/him]

Windreader - Granted, your head doesn't itch but is now a breeding ground for super lice.

 

KK - Granted, but now must suffer those same banes twofold with KnightGradient for each day he suffers xP

 

I wish for a shoe

[CalaCrisp88]

Windreader - Granted, your head doesn't itch but is now a breeding ground for super lice.

 

KK - Granted, but now must suffer those same banes twofold with KnightGradient for each day he suffers xP

 

I wish for a shoe

Granted, but you lose your legs and feet.

I wish to live in the world of the cosmere.

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. You live at Roshar's core. Enjoy!

I wish to not have super-lice.

[Ookla the Absent]

Granted. You are now bald.

 

I wish I could change colours at will.

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. You can only see in black and white.

I wish to not be bald.

[Alfa he/him]

Granted. Now a breath-awakened hemalurgically infused stormlight-charged cactus is growing on your head. Also it talks all the time to you, but only in Svordic (or how do you call the language of Svorden?).

I wish for the ability to survive during a high- or everstorm, without hiding me from it.

Edited July 28, 2015 by Alfa

[Stormsinger]

You survive, but eventually crem sticks to you, a massive amount, and turns you to a clustery form of stone.

I wish for the ability to perform a Full Lashing.

[Ookla the Absent]

Your lashing is permanent. Just one, so make it count (nightwatcher is a Pluralization Nazi)

 

I wish one of you would make a cosmere timeline and post it.

[The Honor Spren she/her]

Fine, not that you can read anymore. At all.

I want completely normal hands and feet. And the rest of my body staying the way it is now.

Edited July 31, 2015 by The Honor Spren

[KnightGradient]

Granted, but you are now cursed to have a small(permanent) child constantly asking you "Why?"  after anything you say.

 

I wish to have the affects of atium on me at all times, without requiring me to burn it, or to be Allomatically inclined.

[The Honor Spren she/her]

Granted, but you are now cursed to have a small(permanent) child constantly asking you "Why?" after anything you say.

I wish to have the affects of atium on me at all times, without requiring me to burn it, or to be Allomatically inclined.

Sure, but you're blind. You'll still have an advanced brain, but seeing what people will do?Nah.

I wish to be pardoned from the crime of murder I have committed on this small child.

[Adamir he/him]

You get pardoned, then KnightGradient tracks you down and performs vigilante justice.

 

I wish to stop wasting my life asking for boons and actually go out and do something with it.

[The Honor Spren she/her]

You get pardoned, then KnightGradient tracks you down and performs vigilante justice.

 

I wish to stop wasting my life asking for boons and actually go out and do something with it.

Your wish is granted, by way of your bane. You are banned from the 17th shard forums. Muahaha! You don't get eviler then this!

I wish to be resurrected from KnightGradient killing me.

[Adamir he/him]

Granted. Awaken to my Breath, serve at my needs, live at my Command and at my word. Pugs. You are forced to obey anyone who uses the word Pugs; stay out of the Reckoners rp.

 

I wish that, now that I have been baned (is that a word?) off my account, I could transport my rep points to a new account using my mad haxor skillz (otherwise known as using ZenMate).

Edited July 31, 2015 by Adamir

[The Honor Spren she/her]

Granted. Awaken to my Breath, serve at my needs, live at my Command and at my word. Pugs. You are forced to obey anyone who uses the word Pugs; stay out of the Reckoners rp.

 

I wish that, now that I have been baned (is that a word?) off my account, I could transport my rep points to a new account using my mad haxor skillz (otherwise known as using ZenMate).

*lolz*

Someone else grant this one, I'm still rolling on the floor laughing, and can't get up. (Or rotflacgu for short )

[anonymous2017]

I wish that, now that I have been baned (is that a word?) off my account, I could transport my rep points to a new account using my mad haxor skillz (otherwise known as using ZenMate).

 

Granted, but you will never understand the absurdity of this request.

 

I wish my life was never too easy or too hard.

Edited August 1, 2015 by martyrboy

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. You may now only read books about people with lives not too easy or too hard.

I wish to not have a talking awakened, spiked, Radiant cactus growing on my head.

I must say, that was a good curse, though.

Edited August 1, 2015 by Windreader

[anonymous2017]

Granted, but you will now grow miniature talking awakened, spiked, Radiant cactuses in place of your fingernails.

 

I wish I was a full mistborn and feruchemist.

[Ookla the Absent]

OK, but you are transported to Shinovar, and can only access imported soulcast metal.

I wish for Windreader's curse to be removed, just to see what his next wish will be.

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. Where ever you go, doors and windows will slam open and closed randomly on their own.

I wish.... I wish someone would invent a gender neutral pronoun in English. I mean, if most people will say he, even if they don't know. Like, "I love your cat, what's his name?" And then you say "Oh, her name is Fluffy, thanks," because Fluffy is actually a girl.