CoderDrag0n8 He/They Posted December 13, 2025 Posted December 13, 2025 10 hours ago, Ookla the Perpetually Disc said: Granted. You leave the box out on the street and accidentally cause a car crash when people drive into it. I wish to be able to control the weather. Granted, but 'controling the weather' is Odysseus's bag. And you opened the entire thing. I wish to meet Kim Dokja
AltonicKeys he/him Posted December 17, 2025 Posted December 17, 2025 On 12/13/2025 at 9:49 AM, Ookla the Dokja said: Granted, but 'controling the weather' is Odysseus's bag. And you opened the entire thing. I wish to meet Kim Dokja Granted. He sees you through the screen. After a minute he realizes he's fictional. This means someone else is in control of his fate. This cannot be allowed. He comes up with a plan to escape into the real world, which unfortunately means possessing your body. Congratulations! You now are Kim Dokja! (I don't remember his characterization) I wish I had Minecraft creative mode but in real life
CoderDrag0n8 He/They Posted December 17, 2025 Posted December 17, 2025 2 minutes ago, Ookla the Seas said: Granted. He sees you through the screen. After a minute he realizes he's fictional. This means someone else is in control of his fate. This cannot be allowed. He comes up with a plan to escape into the real world, which unfortunately means possessing your body. Congratulations! You now are Kim Dokja! (I don't remember his characterization) I wish I had Minecraft creative mode but in real life (are you an ORV reader?) Granted. It's Java minecraft, and you are stuck millions of blocks bellow the void. Also, you are not operator. I wish I could be in an infinite library of every book ever.
AltonicKeys he/him Posted December 17, 2025 Posted December 17, 2025 Just now, Ookla the Dokja said: (are you an ORV reader?) Granted. It's Java minecraft, and you are stuck millions of blocks bellow the void. Also, you are not operator. I wish I could be in an infinite library of every book ever. (Uhh kinda, I read like half the webtoon and then gave up please dont be mad at me) Granted. This includes every book that haven't been written yet, and every book that won't be written. This also means that the VAST majority of books are gibberish, and the few that do have a coherent layout is in a language you can't read. Welcome to the Library of Babel. Have fun eating books. There's also a second floor, which is a gallery of every painting ever. The third floor is dangerous. That's where the infinite monkeys reside. I wish I can make candy without having to make them
Myst He/Him Posted December 17, 2025 Posted December 17, 2025 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Ookla the Dokja said: (are you an ORV reader?) Granted. It's Java minecraft, and you are stuck millions of blocks bellow the void. Also, you are not operator. I wish I could be in an infinite library of every book ever. Quote Granted, the library is on fire though, trying to read any of them would result in your hand being burned and there’s no guarantee the pages wouldn’t have been turned to ash. Granted, every single person in the world name has just been changed to match yours, and they all start making candy, but you can’t eat it as they use toxic ingredients. I wish for a perpendicularity to open in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Edit: ninja’d I see. @Ookla the Seas Edited December 17, 2025 by Ookla the Broken
AltonicKeys he/him Posted January 6 Posted January 6 Granted. The bane was that you killed the game for almost a month. Good job. The subsequent draining of the pacific, death of half ocean life, and the environmental catastrophes that follow aren't actually related to the bane, and that's just cause and effect. I wish for a decent wardrobe and a sense of style
CoderDrag0n8 He/They Posted January 6 Posted January 6 Granted. You do indeed believe you have a decent wardrobe and sense of style, you have the mental ilness that is Hoid during Tress. I WISH FOR MY WISH TO BE GRANTED
Conure1243 He/Him Posted January 6 Posted January 6 Granted, but as there is no actual thing to grant in that wish, it is also not granted. I wish to not have to get up so early.
AltonicKeys he/him Posted January 7 Posted January 7 Granted. The Nightwatcher simply tells you that there's nothing stopping you from sleeping in. This revelation is life changing for you, in that you fail all your classes, can't hold a job for long, and all your friends stop talking to you. I wish I'm not freezing right now
KnightSkye Reforged They/Them Posted January 8 Posted January 8 21 hours ago, AltonicKeys said: Granted. The Nightwatcher simply tells you that there's nothing stopping you from sleeping in. This revelation is life changing for you, in that you fail all your classes, can't hold a job for long, and all your friends stop talking to you. I wish I'm not freezing right now Granted. You are burning now, in the sun of Canticle. I wish I could feel rested rn without any loss of time in my day.
AltonicKeys he/him Posted January 14 Posted January 14 On 1/8/2026 at 9:44 AM, KnightSkye Reforged said: Granted. You are burning now, in the sun of Canticle. I wish I could feel rested rn without any loss of time in my day. Granted. You feel perfectly rested. This feeling doesn't lessen throughout the day, and in fact only gets better and better. You get incredibly relaxed as time goes on, and eventually the hours blend together. You don't know how long you've spent sitting there, but it feels like you have all the time in the world. I wish people are a little more aware of carbon monoxide and its dangers 1
ʟɪɢʜʈ Posted February 3 Posted February 3 On 1/14/2026 at 1:29 PM, AltonicKeys said: Granted. You feel perfectly rested. This feeling doesn't lessen throughout the day, and in fact only gets better and better. You get incredibly relaxed as time goes on, and eventually the hours blend together. You don't know how long you've spent sitting there, but it feels like you have all the time in the world. I wish people are a little more aware of carbon monoxide and its dangers Granted. Children now use it to tease each other into doing each others homework. I wish…for a singular additional wish.
First of the Tide He/him Posted February 3 Posted February 3 granted. you get one hard copy of the movie Wish dropped on your head. If you don't already have one, a second one appears in your pillowcase. I wish to explode.
ʟɪɢʜʈ Posted February 6 Posted February 6 On 2/2/2026 at 9:58 PM, First of the Tide said: granted. you get one hard copy of the movie Wish dropped on your head. If you don't already have one, a second one appears in your pillowcase. I wish to explode. Granted you explose I wish to eat a fish
pureintonation she/her Posted February 6 Posted February 6 41 minutes ago, ʟɪɢʜʈ said: Granted you explose I wish to eat a fish Granted that’s all your tummy will tolerate from now on i wish to have a vacuum that actually cleans my rug
CoderDrag0n8 He/They Posted February 6 Posted February 6 Just now, pureintonation said: Granted that’s all your tummy will tolerate from now on i wish to have a vacuum that actually cleans my rug Granted, you are now in the vacuum of space. I wish to be dragon.
pureintonation she/her Posted February 6 Posted February 6 Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said: Granted, you are now in the vacuum of space. I wish to be dragon. Granted ur a totally rad dragon statue incense burner thing in a college dorm room i wish to own a successful hot dog business
ʟɪɢʜʈ Posted February 6 Posted February 6 22 minutes ago, pureintonation said: Granted ur a totally rad dragon statue incense burner thing in a college dorm room i wish to own a successful hot dog business Granted but you only actually sell the condiments, nobody buys the hotdogs. i wish to find my darn paper…
Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His Posted February 6 Posted February 6 Granted, but the paper has already been turned in by someone else with the same name, you don't get the grade, they do. I wish for 10 dollars
Unintelligenius he/him Posted February 6 Posted February 6 Granted. You get a letter at your door saying you owe the bank $1,000,000,000,000,000 by the end of the day or you'll be arrested and all your assets will be seized. I wish for the Earth to not be flat anymore.
CoderDrag0n8 He/They Posted February 6 Posted February 6 6 hours ago, Unintelligenius said: Granted. You get a letter at your door saying you owe the bank $1,000,000,000,000,000 by the end of the day or you'll be arrested and all your assets will be seized. I wish for the Earth to not be flat anymore. Granted. However, this causes for the earth to have been flat, and now everyone believes the earth is flat, and the round-earthers are the crazy ones, despite the new evidence. I wish to get a good grade on my presentation
Unintelligenius he/him Posted February 7 Posted February 7 2 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said: Granted. However, this causes for the earth to have been flat, and now everyone believes the earth is flat, and the round-earthers are the crazy ones, despite the new evidence. I wish to get a good grade on my presentation Granted. Your teacher still fails you. I wish for a pile of dirt.
Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His Posted February 7 Posted February 7 Granted. The dirt is contaminated with radioactive waste and you die of uranium exposure I wish for the Sandwich
Unintelligenius he/him Posted February 7 Posted February 7 46 minutes ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said: Granted. The dirt is contaminated with radioactive waste and you die of uranium exposure I wish for the Sandwich Granted. You have it for a total of 3 seconds before I steal it. I wish for some armor.
Conure1243 He/Him Posted February 9 Posted February 9 Granted. You get a thimble. I wish for a really cool sword.
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