Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, N̶̝̦͝u̶͇̠͒́l̷̺͇͔̩̯̆͜l̸̾̿̓̚ said:

Granted. It's the turtle from the amazing world of gumball

I wish my girlfriend was happy about everything all the time

Granted. You feel like she’s not the same person. 

I wish I knew what that turtle was. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

11 minutes ago, N̶̝̦͝u̶͇̠͒́l̷̺͇͔̩̯̆͜l̸̾̿̓̚ said:

Granted. It's the turtle from the amazing world of gumball

I wish my girlfriend was happy about everything all the time

10 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Granted. You feel like she’s not the same person. 

I wish I knew what that turtle was. 

y'all what-

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

y'all what-

HE SRARTED IT

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

12 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

I wish I knew what that turtle was. 

You know. But the context no longer applies (ie the show ceased to have ever existed).

I wish.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

HE SRARTED IT

. . . anyway . . .

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, DezaS said:

You know. But the context no longer applies (ie the show ceased to have ever existed).

I wish.

Granted. 

I wish to be slightly rich. 

[echo74 she/her]

12 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Granted. 

I wish to be slightly rich. 

granted, but you have to drop out of school and work 10 hour days

i wish for the ability to speak every language

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1 hour ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Granted. You have to give me hugs every day or you lose the power. 

Yes please. 

(skip me)

[AltonicKeys he/him]

2 hours ago, echo74 said:

granted, but you have to drop out of school and work 10 hour days

i wish for the ability to speak every language

Granted. You can now speak every language, but everything you say is in English.

I wish for a reeeally good cheese

[Argenti he/him]

7 hours ago, AltonicKeys said:

I wish for a reeeally good cheese

Granted. It's that cheese with live maggots in it that is supposedly really good.

I wish for better eyes.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

2 hours ago, Argenti said:

Granted. It's that cheese with live maggots in it that is supposedly really good.

I wish for better eyes.

Granted. You are now holding a pair of someone else's eyes that are better than yours.

I wish for the ability to use bendalloy speed bubbles.

[strmblsd he/him]

granted bandallow is now 30x more expensive.

i wish for some friends who would hang out wiht me all the time

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

3 hours ago, strmblsd said:

i wish for some friends who would hang out wiht me all the time

You are now Shallan Davar.

I wish for a girlfriend.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

2 minutes ago, DezaS said:

You are now Shallan Davar.

I wish for a girlfriend.

Granted. She is the most awesome person on the planet. You love her so much, and so does she. 

 Then she is killed by the bad guy, sending you in a very dark and brutal revenge arc. Then you get through the evil hero arc, then the redemption arc, then you try to get her back from the world of the dead, but you can't help looking back, then you disappear alone into the woods and it's the end.

I wish to do what I should do.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Granted. It's up to me to dictate what you should do. You should revoke the last bane, leaving me and my girlfriend in bliss. 

also

1 minute ago, Just A Silvereye said:

You love her so much, and so does she. 

does that mean shes narcissistic? Revoke that too. Now it reads:

2 minutes ago, Just A Silvereye said:

You love her so much, and she loves you.

You should also get in a lions cage and start putting your fingers up its nose.

I wish for a boon.

[echo74 she/her]

5 hours ago, DezaS said:

Granted. It's up to me to dictate what you should do. You should revoke the last bane, leaving me and my girlfriend in bliss. 

also

does that mean shes narcissistic? Revoke that too. Now it reads:

You should also get in a lions cage and start putting your fingers up its nose.

I wish for a boon.

granted, you can only ask for things of monetary value

i wish for a candy friendship bracelet (it lowk sounds yummy)

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Granted, but...

...your candy bracelet is your only friend.

 

I wish for fifty thousand dollars worth of gold, legally mine, that I may legally sell.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Granted. It is buried under a mountain in Utah.

I wish to no longer suffer from writer's block.

[echo74 she/her]

9 hours ago, The cheeseman said:

Granted. It is buried under a mountain in Utah.

I wish to no longer suffer from writer's block.

granted, but you now have dyslexia

 

i wish to be able to edit well

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1 hour ago, echo74 said:

granted, but you now have dyslexia

 

i wish to be able to edit well

Granted. You can now never enjoy anything you read again.

I wish for the next person's wish to.be granted without a bane.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Just now, KnightSkye said:

Granted. You can now never enjoy anything you read again.

I wish for the next person's wish to.be granted without a bane.

Granted but next time you with you will get two banes.

I wish for a Shardblade and Plate

[Keke They/he]

17 minutes ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

Granted but next time you with you will get two banes.

I wish for a Shardblade and Plate

Granted but they are forever out of stormlight

i wish to have one penny

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

1 hour ago, Thee insane said:

i wish to have one penny

I could go with the obvious here or I could go with:

Granted. You have a penny the size of your house that is somehow only still worth one cent and cannot be melted down. Unfortunately, it was in your house. You no longer have a house

I vvish to become a full Feruchemist.

[echo74 she/her]

Just now, DezaS said:

I could go with the obvious here or I could go with:

Granted. You have a penny the size of your house that is somehow only still worth one cent and cannot be melted down. Unfortunately, it was in your house. You no longer have a house

I vvish to become a full Feruchemist.

granted, but your skin turns orange and your hair turns green and you decide to work in a chocolate factory...

i wish to have ten dollars in USD

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Just now, echo74 said:

granted, but your skin turns orange and your hair turns green and you decide to work in a chocolate factory...

i wish to have ten dollars in USD

I always knew the oompa loompas were Terris! wait, what?

Granted. You have Ten Dollars worth of USED tissues.

I wish to be able to escape the chocolate factory with my feruchemy.