Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Granted, you're blind and deaf.

I wish to be at a debate tournament.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Granted, you will lose.

I wish to have some money

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Granted. You have 2 cents.

Wish I had some cheese. As long as it's not maggot cheese.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

You get…

a heck of a lot of cheese and you suffocate in it

I wish for a cracker.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Granted! You now have an object of normal size that cracks whatever it is set down on.

 

Ojalá entendí espanol

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Tú solo entiendes español.

Quiero un millon dolares.

[NameIess]

Well, too bad. The Nightwatcher grants wishes, not wants.

I wish for two million dollars.

[Aeoryi she/her]

2 hours ago, NameIess said:

Well, too bad. The Nightwatcher grants wishes, not wants.

I wish for two million dollars.

You receive two million dollars, as well as the Nightwatcher's 2,539,817.91 euro debt to pay off, with 255% Interest, compounded hourly.

I wish for triple angle identities to not exist.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Granted, this corrupts logic and the universe is d̴̹͍̝͈̳̙͈̳͚̈́͛͌̆̐ͅe̵̡̝͎̟̣̝̫͚̥̗̭͖͈̞̩͈̔́̈̌̆͠ͅã̶͍͙͙͉̟̐͝ḑ̷͎̥͎͛͂̍͂̿̌͂͗̈͋͋͘

I wish to restore the Universe

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Granted, but you're not in it. You are still alive, you are just trapped outside the universe, going insane.

I wish for Main Charatcer Plot Armor™ With the bonus of no more trauma than I already have.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, it stays until you defeat the main protagonist, which happens to be an ant in your backyard you accidentally step on.

I wish for wings to fly.

[strmblsd he/him]

granted but they are really small and can barely lift you an inch of the ground

i wish that i could find the freaking girl for me already.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

You find the girl and you are absolutely sure. The 3 year old girl, however (or her mom) is not so sure.

I wish I could manipulate Connection to speak any language I want

[strmblsd he/him]

10 hours ago, DezaS said:

You find the girl and you are absolutely sure. The 3 year old girl, however (or her mom) is not so sure.

I wish I could manipulate Connection to speak any language I want

granted but you can only use that language for 5 minutes a day.

i wish that i could have a girl to date and who likes me annd is beautiful and cool who is 16 who is smart and athletic and fun

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you are now 52.

I wish my school’s heaters would work (the power block is shot, so almost nothing is working).

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

They work. They work so well that Rashek has to make the ashmounts to shield Scadrial from your school. Needless to say, the Earth and the entire Sol system is cooked.

I wish to become a Shard of Adonalsium

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. You get the worst one  

I wish for a fluffy cow!

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

I, being Odium, decide to grant your wish instead of the Nightwatcher. You get a fluffy cow, but it's just old, moldy beef. Meanwhile, an army is at your door and they don't look too pleased...

I wish to be Splintered but survive

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. You have a large and irate mouse here to vigorously train you until your socks fall off. 

I wish to have a godlike power. 

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Granted, you have the Dawnshard Exist. With it comes the Torment and the Night Brigade; good luck! 

I wish to get an A on my physics final today.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

20 minutes ago, DezaS said:

Granted, you have the Dawnshard Exist. With it comes the Torment and the Night Brigade; good luck! 

I wish to get an A on my physics final today.

Granted. The letter A appears somewhere on your physics final.

But you fail it miserably.

I wish I had A bendalloy and F steel.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. You have A bent bar of some alloy, which actually is steel, but it only got F grades in school.

I wish for a really cool rock, that does NOT cause bodily harm to me.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. It caused you emotional harm.

I wish for the ability to focus.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

6 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Granted. It caused you emotional harm.

I wish for the ability to focus.

An oathstone!

(Skip me)

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 minute ago, KnightSkye said:

An oathstone!

(Skip me)

You are skipped. Your name will come back to you in ten posts.

I wish for the wish that was made on post 512, (Page 20, 12th from top)