Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

14 minutes ago, Hoid_Slayer said:

Wonderful; you the money is placed in a safe that can never be opened, not even by you.

 

I wish for immortality, but in the least painful way possible while still preserving my consciousnesses and ability to observe the world.

Yeah but your a snail constantly chasing one dude around

 

i wish to be a wind whisper 

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That’s the name of the tin feruchemists right?

 

[Hoid Slayer He/Him]

57 minutes ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

Yeah but your a snail constantly chasing one dude around

 

i wish to be a wind whisper 

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That’s the name of the tin feruchemists right?

 

You are now a wind whisper! Downside; you are severely allergic to tin, a fact you only become aware of when you ingest it.

 

Now a snail, I wish to change my form into any other animal at will.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

23 hours ago, Hoid_Slayer said:

You are now a wind whisper! Downside; you are severely allergic to tin, a fact you only become aware of when you ingest it.

 

Now a snail, I wish to change my form into any other animal at will.

Granted but the animal will be randomized

i wish for the sun to not be so bright

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

3 minutes ago, Βοηθήστε said:

Granted but the animal will be randomized

i wish for the sun to not be so bright

Granted. The sun's luminosity decreases by 53.67%. All plants die instantly. Within a few years, all life on Earth has ended. (Except for a few humans in bunkers with some supplies. Those will hold on a couple more decades. Also, tardigrades.)

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

30 minutes ago, Just A Silvereye said:

Granted. The sun's luminosity decreases by 53.67%. All plants die instantly. Within a few years, all life on Earth has ended. (Except for a few humans in bunkers with some supplies. Those will hold on a couple more decades. Also, tardigrades.)

Well then, i wish to be a tardigrade 

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

6 minutes ago, Βοηθήστε said:

Well then, i wish to be a tardigrade 

Granted. You get sent in outer space. You can survive in hibernation, but that's literally all you can do. Enjoy the next eternity of boredom.

I wish for my teachers to be aware of each other's existence

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

17 minutes ago, Just A Silvereye said:

Granted. You get sent in outer space. You can survive in hibernation, but that's literally all you can do. Enjoy the next eternity of boredom.

I wish for my teachers to be aware of each other's existence

Granted but now you have an existential crisis event 15 minutes 

I wish for 2 wishes 

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

1 hour ago, Βοηθήστε said:

Granted but now you have an existential crisis event 15 minutes 

I wish for 2 wishes 

Granted but you get two boons Next time you wish 

 

i wish to have a spren irl

Edited March 3, 2025 by सत्य हेर्ने

[Hoid Slayer He/Him]

1 hour ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

Granted but you get two boons Next time tou wish 

 

I think you mean babes.

Edit: I meant banes, but it’s so funny I’ll just leave it

1 hour ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

i wish to have a spren irl

Granted. You receive a cheap Syl plushie that spouts cringie dialogue when it is squished at the least opportune moments.

 

As a random animal, I wish to become God.

Edited March 3, 2025 by Hoid_Slayer

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

1 minute ago, Hoid_Slayer said:

I think you mean babes.

Granted. You receive a cheap Syl plushie that spouts cringie dialogue when it is squished at the least opportune moments.

 

As a random animal, I wish to become God.

Granted you are the God of a single grain of sand… 

 

I wish to become omnipotent 

[Hoid Slayer He/Him]

9 minutes ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

Granted you are the God of a single grain of sand… 

At least it’s an upgrade…

25 minutes ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

 

I wish to become omnipotent

Granted. You become omnipotent, but never realize. You spend the rest of your life wondering why you’re wish was never granted.

 

I wish to be God of EVERY single grain of sand in the world, along with all my previous abilities.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

granted, but im too lazy to read what those abilities are so you get the ability to give snails hats

I wish for many doomie hats

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

4 minutes ago, Hoid_Slayer said:

At least it’s an upgrade…

Granted. You become omnipotent, but never realize. You spend the rest of your life wondering why you’re wish was never granted.

 

I wish to be God of EVERY single grain of sand in the world, along with all my previous abilities.

Granted but they don’t listen to you

(oops stole that, but I’m gonna leave it its good anyways)

i wish for 1 second wishes

i wish for all of the nuclear weapons to go off right now 

Edited March 3, 2025 by Βοηθήστε

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

10 minutes ago, Βοηθήστε said:

Granted but they don’t listen to you

(oops stole that, but I’m gonna leave it its good anyways)

i wish for 1 second wishes

i wish for all of the nuclear weapons to go off right now 

What’s the sand gonna do? Say no?

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

2 minutes ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

What’s the sand gonna do? Say no?

I wishEverything gains a conscious and communication 

I wish no more sun

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. Nice job, man. You just brought about the Heat Death of the Universe eleven years early. clap. clap. clap.

I wish for the sun to come back, but a solar umbrella covers the entirety of the Sahara, which reroutes the heat radiation into the polar ice caps.

Edited March 3, 2025 by AltonicKeys

[Hoid Slayer He/Him]

31 minutes ago, Βοηθήστε said:

I wishEverything gains a conscious and communication 

Granted, but I granted the wish, and so now it all listens to me (buahaha)

 

I wish to remove the new solar umbrella and restore the new world to my liking, thus completing my villain arc (and saving the world)

Edit: Just realized I never granted @AltonicKeys wish, but I guess my wish can be his boon

Edited March 3, 2025 by Hoid_Slayer

[Entr0pic He/him]

22 minutes ago, Hoid_Slayer said:

Granted, but I granted the wish, and so now it all listens to me (buahaha)

 

I wish to remove the new solar umbrella and restore the new world to my liking, thus completing my villain arc (and saving the world)

Edit: Just realized I never granted @AltonicKeys wish, but I guess my wish can be his boon

You complete your plan, however, after the fact you rewind in time to the day you were born, but this time you are born blind, deaf, mute, and numb.

 

i wish for a singular molecule of uranium 235.

[Hoid Slayer He/Him]

52 minutes ago, Entr0pic said:

You complete your plan, however, after the fact you rewind in time to the day you were born, but this time you are born blind, deaf, mute, and numb.

Noooooo!

53 minutes ago, Entr0pic said:

i wish for a singular molecule of uranium 235.

Granted. It comes in your breakfast (you unknowingly swallow it).

I wish to avenge my past self and slay Cultivation, ascending to the Shard and taking control of the Nightwatcher.

[Entr0pic He/him]

3 hours ago, Hoid_Slayer said:

Noooooo!

Granted. It comes in your breakfast (you unknowingly swallow it).

I wish to avenge my past self and slay Cultivation, ascending to the Shard and taking control of the Nightwatcher.

You slay cultivation, and take control of the nightwatcher. However, you then get attacked by multivation out of revenge (multivation has no relationship to cultivation) 

 

i wish for a singular blåhaj

Edited March 4, 2025 by Entr0pic

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

granted, however due to the fact that I don't know what a blahaj is, you get a banana

I wish to ace my test

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

1 minute ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

granted, however due to the fact that I don't know what a blahaj is, you get a banana

I wish to ace my test

Granted but an ‘ace’ is a failure

i wish for better luck 

or, to become the sun

[Entr0pic He/him]

Granted. You are now a non-sentient ball of fire and gas.

 

i wish for my parents love.

50 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

granted, however due to the fact that I don't know what a blahaj is, you get a banana

I wish to ace my test

This is blåhaj. Know him well. Blåhaj is wonderful.

Edited March 4, 2025 by Entr0pic

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

16 minutes ago, Entr0pic said:

Granted. You are now a non-sentient ball of fire and gas.

 

i wish for my parents love.

This is blåhaj. Know him well. Blåhaj is wonderful.

Yes now well known

i wish for sentience with no side effects whatsoever

WHAT…SO…EVER…

[Entr0pic He/him]

2 minutes ago, Βοηθήστε said:

Yes now well known

i wish for sentience with no side effects whatsoever

WHAT…SO…EVER…

You are sentient, but no long sapient 

My bane is that i got ran over by a car. What’s my wish?