Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. Uh oh! Half the pieces are misprinted and don't fit? Uh oh! Every Lego store and reseller have suddenly closed? Uh oh! The set was actually a front for a top secret weapon capable of killing an ancient deity? Uh oh! Despite giving it away, due to your past connection to it, you now have a target on your back and are now being hunted by the Fight Brigade?

I wish to be able to juggle

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

2 minutes ago, AltonicKeys said:

Granted. Uh oh! Half the pieces are misprinted and don't fit? Uh oh! Every Lego store and reseller have suddenly closed? Uh oh! The set was actually a front for a top secret weapon capable of killing an ancient deity? Uh oh! Despite giving it away, due to your past connection to it, you now have a target on your back and are now being hunted by the Fight Brigade?

I wish to be able to juggle

You now constantly  juggle personas like shallan or moon knight 

i wish to be able to write in the founding father cursive style

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

4 minutes ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

You now constantly  juggle personas like shallan or moon knight 

i wish to be able to write in the founding father cursive style

Granted but you cannot read anything you write in that style

i wish for sentience 

[Entr0pic He/him]

19 hours ago, Βοηθήστε said:

Granted but you cannot read anything you write in that style

i wish for sentience 

Granted. Since you were already sentient, you no now only sentient, with no sapience

i wish for moash to befall a brutal end.

Edited March 12, 2025 by Entr0pic

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

10 hours ago, Entr0pic said:

Granted. Since you were already sentient, you no now only sentient, with no sapience

i wish for moash to befall a brutal end.

Granted but he will always come back

i wish for morality

[Entr0pic He/him]

2 minutes ago, THE DEMON said:

Granted but he will always come back

i wish for morality

Granted. A meteor kills you right after

i wish for an apple

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Granted, but your next six wishes must be apple related

I wish to be alive again

[Entr0pic He/him]

1 minute ago, THE DEMON said:

Granted, but your next six wishes must be apple related

I wish to be alive again

Granted, however, you come to life as a single celled organism. Enjoy living for 13-120 days.

i wish for a golden apple, that i can sell, and that the consequence for this wish will not prohibit me from enjoying the boon of this wish in any way. 

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Granted. The bane is that you fall and break your leg as soon as you have gone through the money. (Also, it only sells for a couple thousand dollars.)

I wish for a working car that meets all criteria for street- and highway- legality in my jurisdiction.

 

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Just now, dezaS said:

Granted. The bane is that you fall and break your leg as soon as you have gone through the money. (Also, it only sells for a couple thousand dollars.)

I wish for a working car that meets all criteria for street- and highway- legality in my jurisdiction.

 

Granted but your car has moash’s face painted on

i wish for infinite knowledge 

[Entr0pic He/him]

2 minutes ago, dezaS said:

Granted. The bane is that you fall and break your leg as soon as you have gone through the money. (Also, it only sells for a couple thousand dollars.)

I wish for a working car that meets all criteria for street- and highway- legality in my jurisdiction.

 

Granted. However, you get into a random accident with it when you try to use it.

i wish that my next wish can be about something other than apples

edit: ninja’d 

Edited March 12, 2025 by Entr0pic

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

1 minute ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

i wish for infinite knowledge 

Granted, your brain however swells to infinite size.

Just now, Entr0pic said:

i wish that my next wish can be about something other than apples

Granted: you must wish to (and only to) become Moash if you don't wish about apples.

I wish for the Words of Radiance leatherbound

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

7 minutes ago, Entr0pic said:

Granted, however, you come to life as a single celled organism. Enjoy living for 13-120 days.

i wish for a golden apple, that i can sell, and that the consequence for this wish will not prohibit me from enjoying the boon of this wish in any way. 

 I can undergo mitosis though

(skip me)

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

23 hours ago, dezaS said:

Granted, your brain however swells to infinite size.

Granted: you must wish to (and only to) become Moash if you don't wish about apples.

I wish for the Words of Radiance leatherbound

Granted but each page is printed on lether

 

i wish for an invisibility cloak

Edited March 13, 2025 by TheBestTruthwatcher

[Entr0pic He/him]

2 minutes ago, dezaS said:

Granted, your brain however swells to infinite size.

Granted: you must wish to (and only to) become Moash if you don't wish about apples.

I wish for the Words of Radiance leatherbound

Granted. It comes in the form of ashes. It burned up in transit somehow.

i wish to be able to wish about something other than apples or moash. 

Edit: ninja’d again. 

Edited March 12, 2025 by Entr0pic

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

23 hours ago, Entr0pic said:

Granted. It comes in the form of ashes. It burned up in transit somehow.

i wish to be able to wish about something other than apples or moash. 

Edit: ninja’d again. 

Granted you can now wish for half a cheese stick

 

i wish to be able to else call

[Entr0pic He/him]

4 minutes ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

Granted you can now wish for half a cheese stick

 

i wish to be able to else call

You can now call someone else. Don’t know why you couldn’t already.

i wish for half a cheese stick

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

1 minute ago, Entr0pic said:

You can now call someone else. Don’t know why you couldn’t already.

i wish for half a cheese stick

Granted its moldy

i wish to be able to teleaport

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Just now, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

i wish to be able to teleaport

You can now tele a port. You have a TV that always displays a picture streamed from the port of Singapore whenever it's plugged in. Enjoy!

I wish for a bane that's not as impactful as my wonderful boon

[Entr0pic He/him]

Just now, dezaS said:

You can now tele a port. You have a TV that always displays a picture streamed from the port of Singapore whenever it's plugged in. Enjoy!

I wish for a bane that's not as impactful as my wonderful boon

You now have a TV that can play footage of any port upon being plugged in.

i wish for infinite wishes (and an apple)

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Granted, those wishes must be for apples, moash or half a cheese stick

 I wish to learn a foreign language while maintaining the ability to communicate in English.

Edited March 13, 2025 by dezaS

[Entr0pic He/him]

3 minutes ago, dezaS said:

Granted, those wishes must be for apples, moash or half a cheese stick

 I wish to learn a foreign language while maintaining the ability to communicate in English.

Considering there is no difference between a dialect and a language, you may now speak Australian English.

i wish for moash to get hit in the head with an apple and die.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

1 hour ago, Entr0pic said:

Considering there is no difference between a dialect and a language, you may now speak Australian English.

i wish for moash to get hit in the head with an apple and die.

Granted but he comes back as a fused and hunts you down 

I wish to be able to become intangable

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

3 minutes ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

I wish to be able to become intangable

Granted: Your blood doesn't. You gush out and die. 

I wish that Moash would stop being a fused and die. and no tricks like making him a herald or returned

[Entr0pic He/him]

Just now, dezaS said:

Granted: Your blood doesn't. You gush out and die. 

I wish that Moash would stop being a fused and die. and no tricks like making him a herald or returned

Granted. You get a small scrape afterwords.

i wish for the ability to manipulate time in any way i wish, and that my bane will not affect my enjoyment of the power/my ability to use it properly.