Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

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[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, but you are on the most wanted list for killing the queen.

I wish to own the cutest dog in existence.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

2 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

Granted, but you are on the most wanted list for killing the queen.

I wish to own the cutest dog in existence.

Granted, it's the one I ate in tBftS

I wish for another panda

Edited October 15, 2024 by SpiritOfWrath

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, your pandas are now out for your blood, it’s PANDAmonium *ba dum tshh*

I wish to be a pun expert.

[Soulbinder she/her]

The Nightwatcher can't grant you that boon as you already are, but now everyone realizes it too. Your bane is that you lose the ability to make any other kind of joke. What a PUNishment. 

I wish for the ability to do cool braids in my hair.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted. You lose all your hair and they never regrow. All the fake hair things you try give you allergic reactions like crazy.

I wish to manage my time somewhat coherently.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. You spend hours at night poring over your schedule to make sure it’s perfect. 

I wish for lunch. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, it’s a vertical sandwich(I would give you a photo, BUT I CANT)

I wish that my dog could do a backflip.

 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. That's the only method of travel your dog has. 

I wish to be happy 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 hour ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Granted. That's the only method of travel your dog has.

I would love to see that.

Granted, it’s toxic optimism and nobody likes you anymore.

I wish to snap my fingers and have cake appear.

Edited October 20, 2024 by Vyzkel

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

17 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

I would love to see that.

Granted, it’s toxic optimism and nobody likes you anymore.

I wish to snap my fingers and have cake appear.

Granted, I take permanent control of your body to make you do that. (This is where Spirit comes in)

I wish for a good and quiet way to dispose of a soul.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, it’s to dispose of yours.

I wish for the power of resurrection.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. You can only use it on plants.

I wish for a muffin.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

11 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

Granted, it’s to dispose of yours.

I wish for the power of resurrection.

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Hey, that’s what I wanted anyways!

Granted. You are now mute.

I wish for a Colour.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, you get a color. It is Pantone 448 C

I wish for my life to be rid of Pantone 448 C

[Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

On 10/20/2024 at 6:34 PM, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Granted, you get a color. It is Pantone 448 C

I wish for my life to be rid of Pantone 448 C

Granted, but you are now color blind. 

I wish to take a nice relaxing trip to the Purelake. 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

54 minutes ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

Granted, but you are now color blind. 

I wish to take a nice relaxing trip to the Purelake. 

Granted, the Skybreakers hunt you down and kill you for illegal planet immigration.

I wish to be a skybreaker.

[Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

9 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Granted, the Skybreakers hunt you down and kill you for illegal planet immigration.

I wish to be a skybreaker.

Granted, but you break the sky and it falls down and the world ends. 
 

I wish for the stormlight leatherbounds.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you get paperback Stormlight books wrapped in leather.

I wish to be naturally good at everything.

[Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

44 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

Granted, you get paperback Stormlight books wrapped in leather.

I wish to be naturally good at everything.

Granted. That’s a curse in its self. 
I wish to have and honor blade with unlimited stormlight.

[strmblsd he/him]

granted but you can only use it when you are naked

i wish that i could hang out with the girl that i like

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. She's actually a Russian spy and has been order to take you out.

I wish for some pizza.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, the only topping is olives, there isn’t even cheese.

I wish to stop mixing up names.

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

granted, but you mix up every other word and sentence from now on

I wish to isekai as the main protagonist, with epic powers

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, the antagonist has even epicer powers, killing you.

I wish to have a six pack.