Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted you now have to eat bars of crow meat for the rest of your life

I wish to have perfect vocab

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Granted, you gain a speech impediment.

I wish to be able to devour sugar and processed foods but it becomes healthy in my digestive system.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you’re allergic to sugar.

I wish to be pyrokinetic.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

10 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

Granted, you’re allergic to sugar.

I wish to be pyrokinetic.

Granted, you're extremely flammable.

I wish for a pineapple.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted. Suddenly, Pineapples

I wish to have an idea.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. Someone else has already had the same idea and capitalized on it.

I wish to think about things before I say them. 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Granted, you become mute.

I wish to be be able to jump high.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you can’t go back down.

I wish for a video game style HP system.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. The only way to heal is to eat your least favorite food. 

I wish for a hairbrush so my sister will stop stealing mine. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. You have to go to bed. 

I wish for more time.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. You will end as a result of murder, but will live five extra years. 

I wish for a fluffy pet. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, it’s stuffed.

I wish for TV commercials to be interesting.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, but you now have to do whatever the ad wants you to do

I wish to NEVER EVER ever ever EVER lose something again

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 hour ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Granted, but you now have to do whatever the ad wants you to do

I wish to NEVER EVER ever ever EVER lose something again

Granted, all your possessions are burned in a fire, leaving you homeless.

I wish for a Coke.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

it's got mentos in it. 

I wish for moneys.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

There one mission in life is to create mass chaos.

I wish for the power to get 100% on all my tests.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

10 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

There one mission in life is to create mass chaos.

I wish for the power to get 100% on all my tests.

Granted. The only tests you take from now on are drug tests.

I wish that I had really freaking awesome superpowers.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Granted. The only tests you take from now on are drug tests.

That’s diabolical, I love it.

2 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

 

I wish that I had really freaking awesome superpowers.

Granted, the world is so boring that your freaking awesome super power is perfect pitch and a good singing voice.

I wish to be good at cooking.

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. You can only cook my favorite foods, and I don't think you'll like them very much.

I wish for some fried okra.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you’re fried with the okra.

I wish to be a genius scientist.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Granted, you’re burned at the stake after two months on charges of sorcery.

I wish for new gis (good ones are so expensive )

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Unclear instructions. Two very competent GIs show up at your door. 

I wish to find motivation to write that thing.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you can write “that thing” almost perfectly in every language and font style.

I wish to be bilingual.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Granted, you speak British as well as English. (Or vice versa if you’re British)

I wish for a giant block of tofu.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. Your hand is not made of metal and squeaks every time it moves. 

I wish for a sweater.