Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, instead they use lethal chemicals.

I wish for world peace

[LessName]

Granted, only humanity is no more.

I wish the ability to summon gateways.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. They're garden gates, and are made of wood.

I wish that school would start later.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, it starts one minute later and ends an hour later.

I wish for good driving skills.

[LessName]

Granted, but everyone around is terrible at driving, and you need to watch your lane and theirs. 

I wish for a pet dragon.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. It will chew every single shoe and electric cord and there's nothing you can do without getting incinerated. 

I wish for flowers. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, enjoy your corpse flowers.

I wish for the best luck ever.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Vyzkel said:

Granted, enjoy your corpse flowers.

I wish for the best luck ever.

Granted, for precisely 0.241 seconds.

I wish for money.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 cents! They burn holes through your hand. 

I wish for an eldrich monster friend. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. @SpiritOfWrath, we need itirSp in here, STAT!

I wish for a pet bird.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. It's a penguin. 

I wish for a cool swooshy swoosh cape. 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Granted. It tries to strangle you if you’re distracted.

I wish to be able to transform into a wood elf (D&D 2014 style) at will

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

7 hours ago, Through the Living Feather said:

3 cents! They burn holes through your hand. 

I wish for an eldrich monster friend. 

 

7 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Granted. @SpiritOfWrath, we need itirSp in here, STAT!

I wish for a pet bird.

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*itirSp appears*

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Close enough

 

Granted. The wood elf has terminal cancer and you can’t turn back.

I wish that oi could have a Cookie.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. Now all your technology has viruses.

I wish for a blanket. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, it only covers your shins.

I wish for a large hot dog.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. If you eat it you will die within 3 minutes. 

I wish for a good book to read. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, but it’s written by hand and using a pencil.

I wish to be able to rewind time

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted… in ten year increments. 

I wish I could sleeeeeeeeeep. 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

47 minutes ago, Through the Living Feather said:

Granted… in ten year increments. 

I wish I could sleeeeeeeeeep. 

granted, for 30 seconds.

I wish for hot chocolate that is beneficial to my health and tastes good.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, it’s so hot it gives you third degree burns.

I wish for a pet dog

[Wittles he/him]

Granted. It's completely unable to be potty trained

I wish for a bar of soap

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

granted. it is TEEEENY TIIIINNNY, and you lose it as soon as it arrives.

I wish to be best friends with Hoid in real life

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. He leaves you to die then laughs at you.

I wish for a portal gun.

 

[AltonicKeys he/him]

2 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

I wish for a portal gun.

Granted. Each time you enter a portal, there's a delay before you exit. It's twice the time it would take if you physically walked to the other portal.

I wish for a NASA supercomputer

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. It's a birthday present for me! Wow, thank you so much!

I wish for a birthday cake even though it's not my birthday.

Edited November 22, 2024 by Through The Living Glass