Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

A single strand disappears.

I wish for two dogs(both hypoallergenic).

[Longshot97 he/him]

Granted. You are now blessed with acute cynophobia.

I wish for freedom.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

You are struck with balefire and freed from the constrains of existence.

I wish to become a deity.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Granted. As the god of atheists, you have literally zero people who believe in you, and you’re doomed to live a sad and lonely eternal life.

I wish I could come on the shard for the next few months and still avoid all spoilers for SA5

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, but you get spoiled for the next five books.

I wish to speak without a lisp or rhotacisme

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. You are struck dumb and can't speak at all.

I wish for some yogurt.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. You have to make it from scratch.

I wish for more rain.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, it will come all at once though.

I wish to speak in people's minds like Ruin

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. It's now illegal for anyone to wear metal piercings of any kind.

I wish for a hurricane.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, it exists in your mind

I wish to change the law

[Vyzkel He/Him]

You are now able to change the laws of physics.

I wish to control gravity.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted but only for inanimate objects less than 1 pound.

I wish for the ability to heal from my sivkness

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I'm not sure what's wrong with your knees, but you know have perfect knees

I wish to control the events of the universe

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Granted. You cause the universe to end.

I wish for an infinite supply of tofu.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, but you receive the tofu when I cause the universe to end.

I wish for lots of tofu too, but I want it now. And not the firm kind of tofu, the tofu should be soft.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. But the delivery business heard you wrong and now you have three semitrucks full of toes sitting in front of your house.

I wish for a lightsaber.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Soft?? You monster!

Granted, you have a saber that weighs less than an ounce.

I wish for a new phone.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Firm tofu doesn't taste as good!!

[Longshot97 he/him]

1 hour ago, Drehy said:

Soft?? You monster!

Granted, you have a saber that weighs less than an ounce.

I wish for a new phone.

Granted. Your coverage has now expired.

I wish for a quill.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

3 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Firm tofu doesn't taste as good!!

That’s bold, claiming tofu tastes good at all

1 hour ago, Longshot97 said:

Granted. Your coverage has now expired.

I wish for a quill.

granted. The feather is from a diseased pigeon, and he’s not happy you stole his feather…

I wish I was paid a decent wage at work 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

6 minutes ago, Pineap-spider said:

That’s bold, claiming tofu tastes good at all

AHEM, EXCUSE ME?!?! TOFU IS GREAT!!! I mean, sure, plain tofu isn't that good, but so is plain everything! Tofu is great if it's made right!!!!!!!!

Granted, but the amount of tax you pay has been tripled

I wish to have super senses

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. Everything you see, hear, taste, etc. has been multiplied by a factor of 1,000,000 so you go numb from it and can't sense anything at all.

I wish I had x-ray vision.

[Longshot97 he/him]

Granted. You can no longer see in the visible spectrum.

I wish for the Doors of Stone book ASAP.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Granted. It is available when it gets released, surprisingly. You always feel like you just had your braces tightened.

I wish I could remember everything that has happened in my life perfectly, a photographic (maybe video graphic?) memory since I took my first breath 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, there’s so much information that floods your mind that you go into a coma.

I wish to manifest a cheat sheet for whatever I’m doing.