Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted but you.can never speak the one you want to

I wish that I could go invisible 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. Everyone now knows exactly where you are when you use it.

I wish for a better computer.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, Your computer now has LED’s around it.

I wish to have all knowledge about computers.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Granted, you are permanently in a coma slowly downloading the near-infinite amount of knowledge about computers.

I wish for super strength.

Edited August 11, 2024 by Drehy

[Longshot97 he/him]

Granted. You are now paraplegic.

I wish for a piece of obsidian.

Edited August 11, 2024 by Longshot97

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, a giant Rick lands on top of you, it happens to have obsidian inside of it.

I wish for glass daggers.

[Longshot97 he/him]

Granted. Guess how said deadly weapons are delivered (hint: direct delivery)

I wish for a magical, non-lethal family heirloom.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

The family heirloom is a fire alarm that needs its batteries changed, but the tradition states to never mess with it.

Spoiler

*beep*… *beep*

I wish for a diamond ring.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted but it is cursed and if you ever take it off on purpose or on accident it kills you

I wish I had this girl..

[Longshot97 he/him]

Granted. Lacking creativity, you are now doomed to fall into a soup of fresh asphalt on your next weekend stroll. Best invest in snowshoes.

I wish for a bane.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. It's a two-for-one special. You lose all your toes.

I wish that for every wish I wish, I wish two more wishes into being.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you die because of the amount of power you gained.

I wish for Glass to be revived.

[Existential]

Granted, you are floated into the sky.

i wish that my dog would get off me

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted now an army of cats swarm you

I wish that I could explain my feelings to people 

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Granted. Every day, a random body part will go missing, and come back at midnight

I wish my sister had never broken my car

Edited August 11, 2024 by Pineap-spider

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Granted. You break your car instead.

I wish all parties had dodgeball.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, the dodgeball replaces the refreshments.

I wish I could bake a cake in ten minutes.

[Longshot97 he/him]

Granted. Your oven door jams at the last second, leaving you to helplessly watch your perfect ten-minute cake burn to ash.

I wish to be able to carry a normal conversation.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

The book “Normal Conversation” is now permanently attached to your hand.

I wish to clone myself.

Edited August 12, 2024 by Drehy
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[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, but they all are the size of a thumb.

I wish for a great personality.

Edited August 12, 2024 by Vyzkel
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[Longshot97 he/him]

Granted. You lose the ability to speak.

I wish to communicate via sign language.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you bring around street signs everywhere, being able to communicate effectively with them, but only with them.

I wish to be able to shapeshift.

[Longshot97 he/him]

Granted. A bolt of lightning strikes the ground every time you raise your arm (references).

I wish for a Shardblade that bleeds black smoke, and about a metric ton of aluminum foil.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Man just made a Shazam reference?

Granted. You accidentally draw the Blade too soon and it sucks away your soul.

I wish for omnipotence.

[Existential]

Granted. It breaks your brain and you are put in a mental hospital for the rest of your days.

I wish for there to be less dog hair on me.