Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. Nothing happens because you didn't wish for anything.

I wish for the next person to have a wish.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

Granted but the wish is for you to not have a wish, therefore it creates a paradox that destroys anyone who thinks about it too hard.

I wish @Through The Living Glassdidn't have a wish.

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, this takes away your wish, so I won't grant it, but that means you don't get a bane, which means

Spoiler

I wish to give @Through The Living Glass's wish to the person below me

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Half Granted, except it goes back to her

I wish for the whole situation with the wish stealing to be reset

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, I steal your wish.

With my stolen wish, I wish to...

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With my non-stolen wish, I wish that this wish will not be granted.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

ErROr

I wish for a non-wish.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

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I wish for negative wishes

 

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Granted. Now you cannot participate anymore until 3 pages have gone by.

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You did this to yourself, man

I wish to reset the wish economy

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. This means that Assassin can wish again.

*portal noises*

I wish for more paradoxes.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Nope! Not from me!

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Granted. Pinocchio says to you: “My nose will grow now!”

I wish for an idea of what to wish for

Edited June 4, 2024 by WhyEverNot_8
It’s supposed to be a spoiler, dangit!

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Your idea is to wish for a wish to be wished.

I wish for no curse on the next wish I make.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

Granted, your next wish doesn't come true.

I with to be able to time travel any way I like.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted. The repercussions are included in the boon already.

I wish my last wish would come true.

[Lunamor she/her]

Your wish is denied. Also, you have hotdogs for fingers now.

I wish for a nugget of gold.

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted. You may no longer have nuggets of chicken.

I wish for a living RP that doesn't move at the speed of light.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You permanently have to type hunt-and-peck style.

I wish for a lollipop.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted it's extremely spicy

I wish for a group where I feel that I belong 

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You have now joined a gang.

I wish for a two-dollar bill.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

Granted, it's counterfeit.

I wish the the best watermelon of all time for me to eat.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You have an overwhelming urge to eat dirt.

I wish for a disco ball.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Granted, you get it, but it is always glowing and spinning even when it is not hung up, and follows you around

I wish to be able to create portals to other dimensions

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Ninja'd

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Every time you fall asleep, someone scribbles a mustache and monocle on your face with Sharpie.

I wish for ownership of a fjord.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted. It is infested with kraken.

I wish that my chickens would stop randomly contracting diseases and dying.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. They now contract nonlethal diseases in an orderly fashion. Also, Christmas is canceled.

I wish for a pen that never runs out of ink.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Granted, but it is permanently stuck to the back of your hand. 

I wish for a wish, to have infinite wishes for anyone that arrives at the Valley