TwinSouls Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Aetherbound said: Granted, you lose your five senses, as in your sense of humor, sense of style, sense of decorum, sense of purpose, and sense of self. I wish to be a cadmium misting. Granted. It becomes your only food source. I wish for unlimited unique books. Edited February 15 by TwinSouls 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 12 minutes ago, TwinSouls said: Granted. It becomes your only food source. I wish for unlimited unique books. Granted, they’re all encrypted in a different way. I wish to do good on my math test. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 1 hour ago, Lord Spirit said: Granted, they’re all encrypted in a different way. I wish to do good on my math test. Granted! But now whenever you try to write words on paper it always comes out in cursive that nobody can read. I wish to always get a good nights sleep, as long as I fall asleep, independent of how long I sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Granted. Somehow, everything you type is in cursive. I wish to be good at sewing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Granted. You can only make one thing. I wish for the ability to decode anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Granted. You can’t use software anymore, on account of all of its code being deleted. I wish for a juice box. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 2 minutes ago, Lunamor said: Granted. You can’t use software anymore, on account of all of its code being deleted. I wish for a juice box. Granted. Your ears are gigantic I wish for fantasy alchemy to be real. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Granted. The new influx of gold crashes the economy. I wish for my dog to quit sticking his toys under the couch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 11 minutes ago, Lunamor said: Granted. The new influx of gold crashes the economy. I wish for my dog to quit sticking his toys under the couch. Granted. You no longer have a couch I wish for gold to no longer be the basis of money 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The cheeseman Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Nixon granted your wish a long time ago. I wish for a regular D&D group who's invested in my homebrew world and doesn't purposefully try to break the game. (Too much) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 3 minutes ago, The cheeseman said: Nixon granted your wish a long time ago. I wish for a regular D&D group who's invested in my homebrew world and doesn't purposefully try to break the game. (Too much) Granted. You hate their personalities. I wish for gold to no longer exist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Granted. The ozone layer is absent directly above wherever you are. I wish for a couch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Lunamor said: Granted. The ozone layer is absent directly above wherever you are. I wish for a couch. Granted. Your dog hides his toys under it. I wish to be immune to radiation. Edited February 15 by TwinSouls 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 22 minutes ago, TwinSouls said: Granted. Your dog hides his toys under it. I wish to be immune to radiation. Granted. Your house gets hit by a meteor. I wish for a lightsaber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The cheeseman Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Granted. They're now illegal. I wish for the ability to finish all of my book ideas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 Granted. One of your best friends betrays you, stealing and publishing your work under their name. I wish for self-peeling carrots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aetherbound Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 Granted, you must wear this hat/bowtie everywhere. Spoiler I wish Unity didn't do shady stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted February 17 Report Share Posted February 17 Granted. Your hair occasionally catches on fire. I wish for snowflakes to stop being unique. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 Granted. Neither are people now though. I wish to be awesome at calculus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 Granted. You are incapable of picking up a plate without dropping it. I wish for an extra arm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 Granted. It's not attached to you, though, so you just get a dismembered arm. Enjoy! I wish for the power to erase terrible book to movie adaptations 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 Granted. You get tackled by an NFL linebacker at random and inconvenient times. I wish for a foam finger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 Granted. It says "Moash's #1 Fan" on it. I wish for a pet rock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 Granted. Your hair is now seaweed. I wish for a cotton ball. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aetherbound Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 Granted. It is sentient, mobile, and 100% evil. I wish for more time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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