Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Lord Spirit he/him]

1 hour ago, Aetherbound said:

Because you forgot your boon, I will assume you wanted more people on 4th bridge. your bane is that those people only post on it 1x per month.

 

You’re also forgetting to post your boon

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

I wish for people to stop forgetting their boons.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, but their boons are stupid

 I wish for something stupid

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Granted, it is a big word written in the sky that follows you

I wish for a word

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

Granted, you can only say pineapple

I wish for complete immunity to pineapple swords

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, someone stabs you with a pineapple spear.

I wish pizza wouldn't have tomato sauce.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, it now has applesauce. 

I wish for candy

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, a swarm of 5 year old children beat you up and steal it.

I wish you would wish for a bane.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, but you get the same one. 
I wish for a bane

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, the bane you wished for that applies to me as well is that you will forget your next boon. The bane that doesn't apply to me is that all forms of grass die within an 8000 mile radius of you.

I forgot my boon

Edited October 18, 2023 by Aetherbound

[Aeoryi she/her]

3 hours ago, Aetherbound said:

Granted, the bane you wished for that applies to me as well is that you will forget your next boon. The bane that doesn't apply to me is that all forms of grass die within an 8000 mile radius of you.

I forgot my boon

It appears that someone else forgot their boon. How ironic.

We'll assume you wished for aethers.

granted, aethers turn you into aetherboi

 

I wish for 8000 miles to be smaller than 8000 meters

[The Sibling she/her]

Granted, but now 12 cm is bigger than 74 km

I wish that my backpack had purple stripes on it.

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

Granted, you you are now an only child, not a sibling

I wish for the shard Odium

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted. You can no longer feel your toes.

On 10/18/2023 at 9:18 AM, Xiahida said:

No idea what to put here. HELP ME

(Lyric from a song you like? Quote from someone you admire? Something goofy? Lots of options. I suppose that's why it's so hard.)

I wish for the Nightwatcher to give me insight into my essay.

 

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

On 10/23/2023 at 1:42 AM, Szeth_Pancakes said:

(Lyric from a song you like? Quote from someone you admire? Something goofy? Lots of options. I suppose that's why it's so hard.)

I just don't have an idea. No good ones at least

 

On 10/23/2023 at 1:42 AM, Szeth_Pancakes said:

I wish for the Nightwatcher to give me insight into my essay.

Granted, you can only write using the Alethi script. None of your teachers can understand it

I wish for the understanding of Hemalurgy granted by bearing the Shard Ruin for several thousand years

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, you also bear the same Dawnshard as Hoid.

I wish for a mistcloak.

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

Granted, It is an illusion

I wish for spren to exist on earth

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted. they immediatly start dying from being in the physical realm.

I wish for ice cream

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted! It's melted. And it's also earwax flavored.

I wish for a fresh bowl of fruit.

[Wittles he/him]

Granted. Unfortunately, all the fruit is infested with marbles.

I wish for a book that always opens to the right page first try

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, but it’s a census book. Happy reading!

I wish for a bookmark that doesn’t get lost.

[aetherbound he/him]

4 hours ago, Lord Spirit said:

Granted, but it’s a census book. Happy reading!

I wish for a bookmark that doesn’t get lost.

Granted, the book gets lost instead.

I wish for secret project 5.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. Brandon reads the juiciest chapter ever in a reveal stream and never ends up finishing it.

I wish my elbow would stop hurting

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted. Your elbow (and arm) no longer exist!

I wish for a large Hawaiin pizza.

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

Granted, you take a bite and realize pineapple is not a pizza topping and cry over your sins

I wish for a meat lover's pizza