Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Aeoryi]

2 minutes ago, Stormlit Shard said:

Granted: Trees grow insanely fast where the Grassssssss used to be and Grasss replaces the trees.

 

I wish clouds were actually giant bubbles

Granted. They are now made of air, and a bit of water.

I wish for Grassss to start a new takeover

[Stormlit Shard]

Granted, Grass conquers all of Asia and is moving onto Europe with its new man-eating power

 

I wish that stinky cheese always smells like pork

[TheRavenHasLanded]

granted, but they disappear as soon as reach adulthood.

I wish to wonder why the stormlit hunger games are so cruel.

[Aeoryi]

Just now, Stormlit Shard said:

Granted, Grass conquers all of Asia and is moving onto Europe with its new man-eating power

 

I wish that stinky cheese always smells like pork

Granted, but you don't know what pork smells like.

I wish grass goes back to being an autotroph.

[Aeoryi]

Just now, TheRavenHasLanded said:

granted, but they disappear as soon as reach adulthood.

I wish to wonder why the stormlit hunger games are so cruel.

Granted. You receive this knowledge in terms of a death rattle

Just now, Aeoryi said:

 

I wish grass goes back to being an autotroph.

 

[Stormlit Shard]

Granted, but grass is now also poisonous and kills people 1/2 second after standing on it

 

I wish I knew what pork smells like if it smells good.

 

[TheRavenHasLanded]

granted, it doesnt smell good so youll never know

i wish to know the answer to the universe or whatever.

[Stormlit Shard]

Granted, you get it in the form of y=mx+b but you skipped middle school math and don't know what to make of it

 

I wish meat always tasted and smelled good and I am able to eat it

 

Edited September 29, 2023 by Stormlit Shard

[Lord Spirit]

Granted, but you recieve a vision of the animal it came from being slaughtered in an excessivly violent fashion

 

I wish for the rest of the cosmere to be released instantly.

[Aredor]

Granted, but it only comes out in a language foreign to earthen society. 

 

I wish to become an Elantrian after the Reod.

[Lord Spirit]

Granted, but the fjorden empire's already taken Elantris over.

I wish for more wishes.

[Just_a_Fan]

granted, but your bane is that it isn't.

 

soap.

[Aeoryi]

59 minutes ago, Just_a_Fan_YT said:

granted, but your bane is that it isn't.

 

soap.

Granted, but you must wash your hands before doing anything, including but not limited to:

- Eating

- Learning

- Sleeping

- Breathing

- Holding your breath

- drinking

- going on the Internet.

- not going on the Internet

- washing your hands

 

Good luck!

I wish for more friends

[Lord Spirit]

5 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

Granted, but you must wash your hands before doing anything, including but not limited to:

- Eating

- Learning

- Sleeping

- Breathing

- Holding your breath

- drinking

- going on the Internet.

- not going on the Internet

- washing your hands

 

Good luck!

I wish for more friends

Granted, but you have the nagging suspicion that they don’t actually care about you. 
 

I wish for Moash to get a redemption arc

[Aeoryi]

1 hour ago, Lord Spirit said:

Granted, but you have the nagging suspicion that they don’t actually care about you. 
 

I wish for Moash to get a redemption arc

Granted. He still ends up as a jerk.

I wish kaladin and Moash switched places.

[Aetherbound]

(i said that grassssssss would not be replaced)

granted, they turn into helium when popped, causing a drought across the entire world, grasss cannot survive without water and goes extinct.

I wish for lightblood(a clone of nightblood)

[Lord Spirit]

20 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

Granted. He still ends up as a jerk.

I wish kaladin and Moash switched places.

Granted. Moash is put on trial and executed, while Kaladin escapes are returns to wherever he was

I wish for a puppy

[Scars of Hathsin]

Granted, it is an extremely aggressive white spine pup 

I wish for knowledge

[Lord Spirit]

Granted, you receive Azish census records from 300 years ago. 
 

I wish for you to like this comment, lol

[Scars of Hathsin]

It was liked for a second...

 

I wish for infinite knowledge of everything in the world

[Lord Spirit]

You now have an incredibly in depth knowledge of the periodic table and the elements (“everything in the world”)

 

I wish for a stormlight archive movie

[Aeoryi]

26 minutes ago, Lord Spirit said:

You now have an incredibly in depth knowledge of the periodic table and the elements (“everything in the world”)

 

I wish for a stormlight archive movie

Granted, but it's all black and white, and Shallen looks surprisingly ugly. Additionally, their CGI looks like a literal child made it, farther stomping on the reputation of storm light archive.

I wish for a picture of nonsense

[Aredor]

Granted, but whenever you look at it, your thoughts turn to nonsense for the next hour. 

I wish for stick to make a reappearance in book 5 of stormlight. 

[Scars of Hathsin]

Granted but he turns to fire,

I wish for someone to bond multiple spren at the same time in SA

[Aeoryi]

Granted, but unfortunately farther exploration of this concept will not be held within these forums.

I wish for a book that contradicts the Cosmere continuum