Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted, you are turned into a awakened octupus with the command "Just keep swiming."

I wish to think of a decent Ookla name.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted, the nickname violates the rules of the shard and the mods suspend you.

I wish for the ability to alter the memory of news reporters on major networks.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. You have no clue how to alter them.

I wish for a completed college application.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. All of the open response questions are filled with "No!" scrawled in burnt blood. 

I wish for the ability to use my ability to alter the memory of news reporters.

[Cinnamon]

Granted! however you can only alter the memories of before they had reached the age of two.

I wish for my a bunch of reeces pieces

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted! Unfortunately, the Nightwatcher was confused when you misspelled "Reese's", and gave you skittles instead.

I wish to have less problems with my ADHD.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. You are addicted to caffeine, requiring you to always have some in your system.

I wish for a completed essay

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted. It's written in Gaelic.

I wish to be more efficient when working.

[NameIess]

Granted. You now procrastinate 4 times as much as you used to.

I wish to become immune to procrastination.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, if you hear a crass joke, you'll drop dead.

I wish to have all my wishes granted exactly as I want them to be granted.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. no one knows how you want them to be granted, including you.

I wish to be S̷̢̢̛̛̛̤̤̣̰͈͙̯̳̼̱̙̖̱̮̳͇̃̇̀̈́̆͒̑̃͐̀͗̒̆͗̏̀͐̅̐͊̎̀̎̄̈́̓͗̉̀̐́͌̃̽͐̂̆̌͛́̌̒͑̈̒̉͒̿́̀̌̅̊͆̐́̎̋̽͂͛̇̔͛̾̅̆̀͌̉̄̎́̀̓̈́̌͛̓̈͗̍͌̎͆́̄̊̈́͒̾̿̕͘͘̕̚̕̕͜͠͠͠͠͝͠͝͝͝Ḩ̷̨̡̨̧̢̨̢̡̨̖͈̭͇͓̺͔͉͙̙͓̗͙̘̗̜̼̙̩̳͇͎̤͖̮̰͉̪͔̮͍͖̩͔̱̼̣̟͙̦̪̖̘͚̣͈̺̱͙̞͙͖͕͈͖̬͇͙͕͚̼̲̼̙͔͕̪̟̲͍̹̐̉̿̔̑̌̊͆͊̃̿̈́́̊̎̾́̚͜͜ͅA̶̛͓͊̾͂̈́̂̈́́͐̑̍̀͗̒͂̀̏̍̋͛͐̓̌̈́̅͊̔͋̕͘̚͝͠͝D̵̩̪̱̳͇̗͉̮̹̘͙͉̗̥̉̾̈́̀̔̿̒̋̍̃͐̏̋͐̕̚͝Ö̴̡̡̢̜̺̹̱̩̭̣͔͓̣̳̼̰͉̤͉̯̺̣͙̻̖̮̲̼̼̲͎̹͎̦̜̭̖̦̞̪͙̲͔̟̹̝͙̹̥̩͎͚͍̞͕̯̠͚̫̩͓̝̮̥͔̞̯̗̞̻͈̝͈̯̤͎̞̩̟͙̱͎̰͕̫͔̗̠͎͚̜͎͓̞̪͍͉͕̥͓͈̟̗̖̬̭̫̖́̆̌̓̎̓̾̍̓̈͐̇̈̓̊͊̽̏͆̍́̈́̌̒͗͒̊̈̿̋̃̄͂̿͐̿̀̋́̏̏̿̾̆͊̋̓͋̈́͒̾̀͐̎̂̔̑̑̕̕͘̚͜͜͠͝͠͝͝ͅͅͅẄ̷̧̨̢̧̧̡̛͇̟̰̖̙̞̤̥̜͎͍̬̦̬͔̞̱͍̗͍̲͕̼̥̤̳͕̬͉͇̯̟̥̰͖͈͖͚̰̩̪͙̼͖̥̠̻͚͕͚̩͓̼̝̲͍̠̹͔͔͙̥̲͙̰͚͓̼̗͓͉͖̫́̓̾̍̄̉̾̾͒̿́̋͌͂̄̍̿̂͆̔̏͗͛̇̎͑̆̌̎̇̏̌̐͌͗̈́̽̉̄̀̇̏̀͊̂̇̋̍̉͛̉͛̃̆̿̿̉̋͂̓͐̈́̿̋͊̾̂̐̍̅͋̑̌́̓̂̉̿͛͊̈̀̌̉̉̾̿͂̉̎̆̐͛̑̍̿͗̉̚͘̕̚͘͝͠͝͝͝͠͝͝͝S̵̛̛̛̛̛̟͋̆̀̋̽̎̾̋́͋̊͛̊̅́̓̽̂͑̈́̅̌͒̃͗̂̀̀̕͠͝ͅ

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you become a shadow of your former being, becoming an echo of yourself until all that's left is a meaningless ball of- am I growing too descriptive?

I wish to become the greatest power in reality.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. You now fully exist. Your power will mature over the centuries that you will live, always aging but never dying.

I wish to Ç̸̡̢̢̡̢̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̞͓̪̩̹̬̱͔͓̙̠̩͇̞̩̥͔͇̘̫̻̳̣̝̤̗͎̳̜͍̥͉͎̯̫̹̲̳̥̜̻̦̺̙̣͎̗̝̝̺͇̬̖̊̂̏́̑̊̒́̃̓̓́͌́̈͌̓͗̐̉̃͒̅̃̃̎̃͊̆̎͌̓͂͆̍̈́̽́̇͗͒̏̈́̓͂̈́̊̈́͐́̅̒͒̔̆͗̔̒́̑̅̏́̔̀̾̋̑͌̉͐̌̊́̏́̉̾̏͂́͆̆̈́̊͊̔̒͘̚̚͘̕͜͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅƠ̶̧̢̢̡̢̡̡̡̧̛̛̛̛̖͕͕̣̤̜͈̠̹͇͕̫̺̫̺̣̭͉̤̜̻̝̤̜͚͉͔͉̯͇͖̫͍̞̥̬̪̝͙̤̞̳̺̘͕̬̦̗̖͉̭̠͍͇̬̩͈̳̝̜̗͇͓͙̳̩̬͈͈̩͈̝͊̀̃̇͒̽͌̒̑̀̓̂̎͗́͂͂͗̂̿̇͒̉̀̽̈̌́͌̀̀͌̈́̇̔͛̿̂͗̒̄̆͆̿̇̌̇̀̍̀̊̍̃̍̿̓̀̓͂̽͑̌͊̑̈̒̋̊̂̔̂̽̉̇͗́̍͐͌͛̓̑̾͌̓͗̓̐͗̎̄͋̿̌́̄̉̑̎͒̇͂͆̇̂̀̽̈͑̏͆̋̽̓̽̋͌̒̋͒̅͒̇̏̽͑̊̋̅͐̅́͋͑̒̈́̓̌̈́͑͘̚̚̕͘͘̚̕̕̚̕̚̕̕͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͠͝ͅͅͅǸ̸̨̧̧̧̢̢̢̨̨̨̛̛͓̗̤̯̼̻̞̗̣͍̞̰̱͖̫̯̩̦̯̤̻̠̙͔̳̺͓̹̳͈͉͔̗̜̩̮͇̠̦͚̭̱̬̲̟̝̲̘̯̞̮̣̟̟̠͍̙̰͖̹̫̣̺͍̫͉̠̬̜͙͈͕̥̯͇͚͇̤͉̳͚̭̤̪͍̩̻̜̫̺̯̤͇͎̠͔̪͖̝͕̙͎̥͕̯͉̹͕̜̥̗͕̯͓͇͔͆́̍̓̑̇̐̾͂̇̏̀̒̒͒̃̓̆̈̌̉̑͒̈́͑͛̍͆̐̐̌͒́͌̃̃̂́͌̓̓̈́̏̄̊̌̕͜͠͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅT̴̨̡̧̧̨͍̞̘̮̟͎͓͇̗̰̱̊̎̄͊̌̆͋͗̒̌́͆̿̈́͐̆̒̆̈̏̑̆̈́̒͋̌͋̊̃͛̏͑́͒̂̽̿̋͒̅̈́̌̉͗̅͊͒́̎̆͂͆͗͆̎͑̀̓͑͒͒͘̚̕͜͝͝͝͝͠Ȓ̵̨̡̨̢̡̡̢̡̛̛͈̙̭͉͎̦̫̝̜͍̹͚͚̞̤̣̱͉͎̤̺̪̝̘̫̪̩͉͙̞̙̙͎̙̬̘̬̺̬͖̪̺͙̳̠̖̞̺͚̜̯͕͕̹͍̰͖͎̘̯͎͔̹͔̼̫͈͚͍̍̓͐̎̈̅̇͒̄͒͗̅́̓̾͗̂̀̄̒̈́́̈́̂͊̀̂̋̈́̑̽̓̑̅̓̒̋̀̓̎͐̄̊͑͑͂̈́͐̀̍͐̑̿̇͛̏̑̆̚̚̕̕͘̚͜͜͜͜͜͠͠͝͝͝͝ͅƠ̴̧̢̡̨̛̬̼͖̹͎̼̝̱̱͙̝̜̘͖͇͉̱̜̥̥͍̥̻͕̳̹̖̩̼̳͇̖̟̥̙̽͐́͆̍͋̾̄̆͒̀̀̐̓̅͗̎͊̓̐͑̈́̌̊̋͌̈́̀̅̾̿͂̏̀͗̈͒̿̆̒̐͛̄̌̿́́̌̎͐̓̑͑͐͋͌̔͗̀͑̒̊̅͌̕͘͘̕͜͠͝͝͠͝͠Ļ̸̢̧̡̢̛̛̻͈͙͔͓̞͈̦̪̟̪͓͓̝͍̮͈̗͈͙̯͚̲̖͖̰̻̤͓̖͕͇̐̎͑̈͒͑̉̿̿̽͒͌͋̃̀̐̌͋̾̂͗̑̈́͛͊͊̌̂͆͆̅̒͒̔̋́̄̎̽̀͒̎̎͗̈́͑̐͘͘̚̕̚͜͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅ ̷̡̢̨̡̡̛͉̥̗̥̥̬̦̙͔̤̹̜͇͇̬̲̲̰̰͖̣͍͓̗̼̞̪͎̝͓̱͈̘̣̅̾͊̅͂͐̋́̉̇̀͒̌͛̉͑̓͆̎͒̐̿̋̄̓̌̒͛̒͗̉̀̈́̓̽̍̀̾̀̀͗̀͌͛̓́̄̓̾̀̀̀̈̓̀̉̇̈́͂̓͑́̾̈́̏́͌͌͗͘̚̚̚͜͠͝T̸̡̧̧̛̛̛̛̞̰̞̖̼̰͓̩̱̺͓̹̮̹͓̗̭͖̳̳̥͔̲̈́̓̈́̊̿̌͐̃̒͐̊͛́͐̈́̌̀̈́̀͌͋̓́̂̄̅̓̈̑̅̈́̑̏̈͆̈́̔͌͋͋͂̽̏͊̒̇̈̍̆̔͊̍̋̄̐̃̾̀̂̓̔̀̇́̇̇͂̆̾͆̽̈̆̀͒̈́̆̔̎́̽̉̈́̅͗̊̌͑̔̏̅̒̾̄̊̽͋̏̀̌̎͋̀̓̍̈́͌̀͛̽̈́̒̃͂̌̈̈́́̅̽̈͑̑̆͘͘͘͘̚̕̚̚̕̕͘̚̚͘̕͘͜͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͠Ḧ̴̨̛͊̌̄͆̄̍͗̑̇̈̌̐̍̓̌̓̀͗̚͘Ȩ̷̧̧̨̡̢̨̢̛̛̛̛̛͈͕̥͕͈̬̞̦̩͉̜͓͚̤͈̹̰̭̞̫͉͍̲̩̟̩̲̜͓̩̲̞̼͓̗͕͚̮̦̺̟̺̮̹̞̭̪̞́͆̉͋̏̑͑͗̋̿̑̑̾̐͋̔̒́́̏̏̃̇̿͆̋̑̈́̔̏̓̍̎̔̒͗̈̈́͋̍̎̏͌͂̄̌͌̃̍̐̽̽̏̈́̀͊͆͒͊̌̌̀̔̍̔̾̿̈́͌́͗̑̈̆̆̎̆͗̂̅̈́̽̒̓̋̔̉̆̇̋̃̑̇̑̑͊̈́̐̽̊̈̍̏̈́̄̉̾̄̉͗͋͌́̀̉̉͛̾̅͒̊͒͐̓̌̒̉͑̈̿̀̿͑̈́̾̓̾̀̅̈̂͊̌̈̿̓̿̓̽̓̅̊̈́̄̈́͆̓̓͋͋̌́̽̐̇͒̔̓̓͆͗̕͘̚̕̕̕͜͝͝͝͠ͅ ̶̧̨̺̮̼͓͉̹͕̘̭̣͕͉̖̩̗̤͚̪̞͙͓͖̰̝̻̬̬̤͕͙̮͎̫̲̻̱͍̠͈̭̲͉̼̣̯̪̞͙̤͈̤̺̹͇̩͑̃͋̓̃̐͛͌̽̍́͒͛͋̏̎̿̉͒̓̈́̆͑̆̿̑͋͂͊́͒̽̊̂̆̎̈́̕̚͘͘͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝D̴̡̡̡̨̢̨̨̡̨̛̛̛̰̣͚̣̣̯͔̜̞͇͚̭̲͈̣͔̟̬̤̼͖̠̺̦̳̠̩͎̳͔̙̩̣͎͍͚͔̮̠̫̠̱̩͚̜̹̼͓̦̼̱̯̝̖̮͇̬̘͚̭̩̞̥͕̼͕̤̭̣̖̻̺̙̭̪̟̺͇̗͇̬̯̘͖̹̝̲̳͉̮̯̤̯̖͈̻̣͔̭̫̹̲͓̖̺̯͙̥̯̘̰̠͈̯͓͉̹̣̰̙̲̠̪͇͔̼̳̭̘̭̖͚͕͙͚͚͊̋̑̄̄͋̅́̋̑͋̌́̒̊̎̐̈́͐̃͋̃̀̄̓͑̄̓̒̿̈͂̉́̈́͐̅͑̊͆́͂͑͆̎͋͐͒́̂͗͗̏̋̉̇̐͆̂̈͋̈́̿̌̀̽̓̽͋͆̾̅̄̽͑̀̈́͂̍͂̈́̃̿̍̈́̐̋͆͑͒̀̅̾̀̈́͒͛̽́̅͛̚̚͘̚͘͘̕̕͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͝Ą̸̢̨̧̢̛̛̛͈̘̰̞̺̞̱̼͔͓̯̦͔̩̬̭͖̬̻̝͕̖͍̬̘̝͈͓͖̦̫̭̪͖̯̭͓̝̪̭̪̳̩̯̮̞̟̜̲̤͔̪̼̖̝̪̝̘̮̪̬̱̱̜̠͖̦̗̮̯̬͎̮̣̠̲̜͚̰̯̮̘͔͊̏̓͒̈́͑͋̋̂̀̈́͆͗̿̈͆̒͛̽͌̈́̄͑̾̆͊̂̋̀̔̅̾́͌͋́̉̀̐͌̀̿̓̊̈́͑̂̏͋̀̽͂̌̽̽̀͑̀̍̉̒͗̅͊̉̏̾̾̏̾̋͗͐͛̇̄̅̓̃̎̇̒̑̆̾̒̀̾̂̄̊̏̋͆̈́͒͛̔̓̈́̅͂̌̓̅̌̃̽͘̚͜͜͜͠͠͝͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅR̴̨̡̧̨̢̨̧̨̨̢̛̛̖͕̟̱̯̟̗͓͉͈̱̯̱̭̮͓̱̘̤͔̠̟̣̫̪̥̪̦͍͖͙̭̱̠͔͇̱̲͉̟̜̺̼̭̰̼̩̳͖̝͙̬̺̠̱̻̱̹̤͉͇͈͕̟͇̰̱͈̥̙̳̤̼̹͚͎̫͇͙̥̖̺͎̻̝͙̖̍̀̑̈́̋́̈́̈́͐͆̈̆̋̽͋̿̂̾̎́͋́̓͑͗̈́̈́̌̐̒̀̀̆̌̽͌̃̑̓̾̓͌͗̉̀͗̓̅̈͛̓̌̆̓͑̒̀̑̒̄́̐̓̏͆͊̈́̑̔̈̅͛̀̃̀̃̐͂͘̚̕̚͜͝͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅK̵̛̛̳͓͚̯̅̓̎́̓̈́̐̌̈̊̈̋͒͛̈́̏͑̀̽͆̂̂͐̾̔͛̔̄̈́̓̆̓͛́̋̆̿̐͋̉̓̂͐̄̾͑̌̓̓̾̂̈́͌͂͒͒̈́̑͐̀̑̈́̈́̔̒͌͑̄̀̈̉̒̐̂̓̾͂̇͌̔̈́͌͌̎̓̎̈́̔̀̆̿̔̂͒̐̾͋͌̊̓́͛̔͒͑͑̍̀̋̅͆̑̇͆̂̊̒͆̔̈́̎͛̏́̂̋̓̓̏̾̃̈́͋̋̀̈́̋̆̅̂̈́̄̃̒̍̄̓̈́̿̆͆̀̊̈̇̑́̐͂̿̚͘̕̚̚͘̚̕̚̚̚̕͘͘͘͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͠͝N̶̢̢̥͉̺̭͇̓̎̅͗̽͌̎́́͑̃̈̃͑͗͛͑̂̒̆̏̒͑̑̕͝Ę̴̨̨̢̢̧̛͙͍̰̺̩̟̫͕͓̝͚͖̬͖͖̳̤̩͙̪͖̣̻̩͙̥͉̝̗̬̩̪̘̣̥͔̣͇͙̟̘̖̘̙̟̗͎̟̹̻̝̝̠̲͈̱̩̭̻͖͍̦̺̙̟̯̱̖̀̀̆͌͋̈́̌͐́̍̎͒̽͗̈͐̆̀̈́͗̐̒̆̒̀̊͌͆̂̆̏̍̿̎͋̏̇͗̓͌̔̔͒̈́̓̂͂̾͆̾͊̚̚̕̚̚̚͜͝͝͝͝Ș̷̢̨̛̛̛̛̛̛̛͓͔̯͈̤̳̜͔͙̫̩̻̙̣̦̤̗͔̜͎̰̣̦̬̼̰̖̭̫͓̻͕̞͓̤͖̝̣̦̟͙̖͔̘͕̭͎̯̪̞̼̟̯̹̼̗̤͚͚̞̭̘̙̱̻̯̱͎̳̩͖̖̖̠̹͙͖̣̗͓̪̽̈͊̌̏̑͋͌̇̒̔̀͗́́̿̆̍̃̈́̃̄͛̐͐͐̈́̅́̔͐͂͒͒̀̊̓̾̈́̀̏̈́̉͒̓̆͛̽̈̿͗͒͂̉͒̌̓͊̌̓̾̓͌͗̈́̊̐͆̈̾́̈́̀̒̈́̅̈̎̊͗̀̋̀̌̌̍̅̿̀͌̿͋̔̉̏͑̽͋̑̔̄̂̒̈́́̋̃͐̎̑̀̊̂́̉̌̄͗̃̑̂̅́̃̎̉̂́͗̿͛̔̽̎̈́̎͑̕̚͘͘̕͘͘͘͜͝͝͝͠͝͠͠͝͠͠͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅS̵̨̛̛̛̛͉̟͎̳͓̲͇͙̑́̇̏̂̈́̑́͊͋̊͋̅̈́̊͒́́̄̽͛̇̎͆̽̿̑̓̉̆͌̃̀͂̄̀͐̾̊́̓͗̏͌͒̈́̈̅̅͑̆̀̄̄̇͐̆͒̈́̅̐̀̂̌̈̎̈́̌̿̃̔͌̈́͒̋̔̈̀͑̑̓̔̋̎̑̈͗̉̋̿̈́̋̎̊̎̒́͊̈́̅̊́͋̃̈́̆̆̈̂̒̓̈́̈́̿͑̉̅̃̓̌̉̑͊̾͒̔̔̈́̓͘̕̚̕̚̕̕͘̕̕͘͘͘͘͘͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝!̷̧̡̨̢̛̻̲̺͇̜̰͍̟̗̯̼̖̦͍̙̭̭̬̲̟̦̮͕̼̭̲̪̯͖̬̬͇̦̥̗͇̹̩̺̤͙̼̬͔̥̫̣͈̹̯̬͕̭̮̺̑͑͋̀̆̊͂̐̈́̏̃̒͌̓̔͊̑͌̏͛̆̍̉̎͐̂͒̌͛͊͊͗̊̈̾͂̎̓̾̽̂̔̍̅̇̓͌̑͒͋̌̈͋̏͂̋͋́̊̒̅͛̓͑̉̽͊͛̅̔̀̐͋̆̂́͒́̈͆̀̓̐̑̊͋͐̿̔̊̅͐̉̋̓́̋̈́́̐̏̑͋̍̉̓̇̈̈͗̇̉͊̔̄̏̽͆̐͐̊͗̈͊̍́͌̓̾͂̇̐̈́̔̅̌͊̂̄̓̄͋͗̐̈́͂̚̕͘̚̚͘͘͘̚̚̕̕͘̕͘̚̚͘͘̕͜͝͠͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠ͅ

[Shadowed they/them]

Granted. All the books are in different languages you can’t read.

(although I don’t know anything about D&D so idk if that’s much of a curse lol)

I wish to be able to travel to Shadesmar and back again at will.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted! The Gloryspren find you fascinating and turn you into a statue so you can't leave.

I wish for enough chocolate coins to recruit an army of Koloss >:D.

[Procrastination she/her]

Granted. They now are addicted to your chocolate coins and will steal any you ever receive for the rest of your life.

I wish to be able to access every magic system in the Cosmere.

Edited October 24, 2022 by rosharian_cat

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. You go insane from the amount of stress that your Spiritweb is under.

So! How does it feel to be Hoid?

I wish to be able to steal Sequence's chocolate coins.

[Procrastination she/her]

Granted, but they all turn out to be poisoned. (The koloss were not too happy.)

I wish to be able to make the ultimate Vin costume for Halloween.

[Cinnamon]

Granted, you have the ability, but sadly you are too unmotivated to actually make it.

I wish to own all the Brandon leatherbounds

[Procrastination she/her]

Granted! They are invisible, though, so you cannot read or even see them.

I wish to know how to act in social situations. (i.e. parties)

(By the way, I have surmounted your curse. My mistcloak is looking great, and the daggers are in the stage where they have to get worse to get better and I only have one vial along with no idea what to put in it so yeah, everything’s awesome over here.)

[Cinnamon]

3 hours ago, rosharian_cat said:

(By the way, I have surmounted your curse. My mistcloak is looking great, and the daggers are in the stage where they have to get worse to get better and I only have one vial along with no idea what to put in it so yeah, everything’s awesome over here.)

Since you have "surmounted [my] curse" Imma give you a new one. You, forevermore will have an intense craving for that smiley face ham, however you are allergic to it.

picture for reference

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3 hours ago, rosharian_cat said:

I wish to know how to act in social situations. (i.e. parties)

Granted. You are never invited to another social event again, on account of you weird obsession with smiley face ham.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I wish for Alleyverse era 6 to start already so that I can join!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted! Alleyverse Era 6 starts, but it also becomes exclusive to Shard Moderators.

I wish for a pet beaver.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted! It flees to find its natural habitat.

I wish for Stormlight 5 to release in 2023.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. You die before it comes out.

I wish for time to advance a week.