Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 Granted, but every time you switch, you get lice I wish for forever perfect health 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rune he/him Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 Granted but you are the ugliest cow ever or to be seen by a human I wish for no bane 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 Granted, you have no blessing. I wish that I was a mistborn and had access to all the allomantic metals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adolinalsium he/him Posted June 29, 2022 Report Share Posted June 29, 2022 Granted but if you use a metal your body will age 1 year I wish I was at the highest possible heightening of breaths 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 29, 2022 Report Share Posted June 29, 2022 granted, the night watcher thumps you on the head. I wish for immortality for me and all my loved ones/friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted July 1, 2022 Report Share Posted July 1, 2022 (edited) Granted. This requires 2,000 breaths for each of the people that you want to become immortal. You now have tens (or maybe hundreds?) of thousands people who are mad at you for stealing their souls. I wish for all fictional universes to be cohesive without needing a multiverse. Edited July 1, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted July 2, 2022 Report Share Posted July 2, 2022 Granted, waypoints are required to travel between them. I wish to be less confused. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 2, 2022 Report Share Posted July 2, 2022 Granted. Eof has taken over your mind and now controlls you. You can only make a horrible deal to be freed. I wish to know The Question. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rune he/him Posted July 2, 2022 Report Share Posted July 2, 2022 Granted but you forgot The Question I wish to see a Highstorm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted July 2, 2022 Report Share Posted July 2, 2022 Granted, but you're now stuck out in the storm without shelter I wish for the wish that I truly desire 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 Granted. You have no clue what it is, and feel eternally cheated. I wish for Eof to have no influence outside of TLT. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted July 20, 2022 Report Share Posted July 20, 2022 you evil menace to society! fine, but you get stuffed into TLT and EoF haunts you. I wish for unlimited wishes from the night watcher, in life or in death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FusedOfHonor Posted July 20, 2022 Report Share Posted July 20, 2022 Granted. However, with each wish, you receive a pair of curses. I wish for every Shard to be splintered. (I’m so evil) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted July 20, 2022 Report Share Posted July 20, 2022 Granted, the cosmere falls apart as Hoid rises as the greatest power in the universe. I wish for a big bag of Doritos. (from Sel lol) welcome to the shard btw. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted July 20, 2022 Report Share Posted July 20, 2022 Granted, your curse is you are shoved into an alternate dimension where nothing makes sense, because that is the only place you can get Selish doritos. I wish to be the judge of a waffle cook off between Scadrians and Rosharans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 21, 2022 Report Share Posted July 21, 2022 Granted. You can no longer taste or smell. I wish to tell lies from truth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FusedOfHonor Posted July 21, 2022 Report Share Posted July 21, 2022 Granted, you attract 100000000000000 cryptic, all wanting to bond you. I wish for Odium to be splintered. (Come on Nightwatcher, this benefits you too!) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Why Kaladin? Posted July 21, 2022 Report Share Posted July 21, 2022 Granted Odium is splintered and with nothing to hold the Fused in check they destroy the world. You can no longer avoid dangerous situations I wish to have access to every type of Investiture 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted July 22, 2022 Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 Granted, you have all of the power granting diseases from Ashyn along with all the other investiture, and you feel miserable. And your curse is you can't get rid of those magical diseases using magical healing. I wish Silence Divine was out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odiumiumium he/him Posted July 22, 2022 Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 3 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said: I wish Silence Divine was out. You have received a copy of Silence Divine, but every page is unnumbered and out of order. I wish I could comprehend everything I look at instantaneously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luckspren she/her Posted July 22, 2022 Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 Granted, you are now blind. I wish for an upvote from the next person to post here. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 22, 2022 Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 Granted. You are now warned by mods against upvote farming. You will always be the first one voted out in SE. I wish to have internet everywhere I go. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luckspren she/her Posted July 22, 2022 Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 Granted, but you will never have a device with which to access that internet. I wish for a harmless pet chasmfiend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted July 22, 2022 Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 granted. you get killed by a harmful puppy. I wish for luck in everything I do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FusedOfHonor Posted July 22, 2022 Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 (edited) You never specified which type. You now have bad luck in everything you do. I wish for Adonalsium’s power with NO curse. (I’m so smart) Edited July 22, 2022 by FusedOfHonor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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