EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 7 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: Granted. Wasing the wanting notting the speaking this language. granted. as you gave me no bane, your bane is an unsettled feeling I wish to speak all languages fluently 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 Granted. You constantly see fades in the shadows. I wish to be able to travel anywhere using light and shadows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 Granted, but it is as fast as walking. I wish to know what fades are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 Granted, go read the WoT. Your bane is you are the shakespearan arrow from the trials of apolo I wish to be able to transform into any monster from the Monster Hunter series. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 granted. you can no longer play video games I wish to return to my original form. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 Granted. You can't live on earth I wish to have weapons from video games to protect myself from the monsters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 Granted, but they need a ridiculous amout of charge I am not alive, so I can be on earth as much as I want. I wish to be a bondsmith 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 granted, the universe has a stroke. I wish for world peace ;-; 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 granted, everyone falls asleep at the same time, except you. when they wake up, you are blamed and everyone is united against you. I wish for a stable perpendicularity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 Granted. You are now Odium's champion I wish to be able to change history 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 Granted. Butterfly effect takes place and you are in danger of erasing yourself. I wish to smack odium over the head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 granted, you get incinerated. I wish for ULTIMATE COSMIC POWER! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 Granted. You are now insane I wish to be strong in the force 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 granted. you are also strong in the force of antigravity, but you can't control it, so you are being forcefully pushed away from everything. I wish to smack Todium 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 Granted. You are brutally murdered by Odium and your soul tortured for eternity. Your bane is that you will never go insane I wish to be a mandalorian jedi 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 Granted. You become the entire Empire's #1 target in all of the Galaxy. I wish to have a pet fox. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 Granted. You also have a pet hound, and the movie the Fox and the Hound proceeds to play out. I wish for Todium to realize the inconsistencies of killing a ghost and then go insane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 Granted, but you also go insane I wish for an aquarium with fish, but it never gets dirty cause cleaning them is a big hassle and i hate it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 Just now, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: Granted, but you also go insane I wish for an aquarium with fish, but it never gets dirty cause cleaning them is a big hassle and i hate it as per previous bane, I cannot go insane. Granted, they are blowfish and hate you because you keep antagonizing them in an attempt to make them blow up. I wish for a giant hermit crab to live successfully on Roshar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 Uh... granted? It's seen as a chull by it's owners and literally everyone else. Unfortunately, it dies before maturity. I wish to stop having writers block and JUST GET MOTIVATED. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 Granted, you become an electrum ferring. you also have a problem with writing utensils. I wish to have a giant spider crab live on roshar without coming to harm and terrify people, though it won't actually harm them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 ... granted, the night watcher clocks you with Dalinar. I wish for a Shardblade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 (edited) 23 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: ... granted, the night watcher clocks you with Dalinar. I gladly look at Dalinar's clocks. I love how people keep forgetting I'm a ghost. 23 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: I wish for a Shardblade. Granted. you are unable to say every third word when you speak(continuous count from the beginning of the bane). You skip over it, regardless of what you intend to say. I wish for the planet of Roshar to be a huge space crustacean that ate a world and went to sleep. @The Wandering Wizard Edited May 21, 2022 by EmulatonStromenkiin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted May 21, 2022 Report Share Posted May 21, 2022 Granted. You now live on Roshar when it wakes up and gets hungry I wish for abomination to die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 Granted, not sure how long it will last. Bane: you must now write your sentences backwards. I wish for every other vowel to be replaced with "e". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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