Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. You are allergic to all metals.

I wish to not have to go to florida.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, you go to Portland.

I wish for a bag of chips.

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

Granted. They are all ground to dust.

I wish for Kingkiller book 3. Sigh. Even the Nightwatcher can't give me that.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, you get the book but it's full of blank pages

I wish for nachos.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted, you get mushrooms.

I wish for m-bot

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but he can't talk

I wish for a phone with never ending battery life

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted, but its screen is always frozen.

I wish for the ability to avoid loopholes in the wording of my wishes.

[Some Random Spren he/him]

granted, but banes don't necessarily need to be related to the boons and both of which don't always have to be related to the wish

for this reason, your curse is that you eternally have a chicken hat stuck to your head

I wish for a bead of Lerasium

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You now are addicted to the game exploding kittens and anyone that plays with you will explode if they lose, including you.

I wish to be able to enter video games as my character.

[Some Random Spren he/him]

2 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Granted. You now are addicted to the game exploding kittens and anyone that plays with you will explode if they lose, including you.

I wish to be able to enter video games as my character.

already addicted to it

granted, you don't respawn

i wish for infinite defuse cards

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You now can only read while swimming.

I wish to be able to infinitely respawn in video games I enter.

[Some Random Spren he/him]

1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Granted. You now can only read while swimming.

I wish to be able to infinitely respawn in video games I enter.

granted, you cannot leave or switch games

i wish to be able to make books waterproof

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You are now cannon fodder.

I wish to be able to switch games.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but every time you switch, you get lice

I wish for forever perfect health

[Rune he/him]

Granted but you are the ugliest cow ever or to be seen by a human

I wish for no bane

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Granted, you have no blessing.

I wish that I was a mistborn and had access to all the allomantic metals.

[Adolinalsium he/him]

Granted but if you use a metal your body will age 1 year

I wish I was at the highest possible heightening of breaths

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, the night watcher thumps you on the head.

 I wish for immortality for me and all my loved ones/friends.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. This requires 2,000 breaths for each of the people that you want to become immortal. You now have tens (or maybe hundreds?) of thousands people who are mad at you for stealing their souls.

I wish for all fictional universes to be cohesive without needing a multiverse. 

Edited July 1, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted, waypoints are required to travel between them.

I wish to be less confused.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. Eof has taken over your mind and now controlls you. You can only make a horrible deal to be freed.

I wish to know The Question.

[Rune he/him]

Granted but you forgot The Question

 

I wish to see a Highstorm

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Granted, but you're now stuck out in the storm without shelter

I wish for the wish that I truly desire

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. You have no clue what it is, and feel eternally cheated.

I wish for Eof to have no influence outside of TLT.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

you evil menace to society! 

fine, but you get stuffed into TLT and EoF haunts you.

I wish for unlimited wishes from the night watcher, in life or in death.