Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 1 hour ago, The Wandering Wizard said: Granted. Humans go and start murdering other planets. I wish to have an affinity. Granted, you have lice forever I wish for a fancy guitar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emery the Steelrunner Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 Granted, you forget how to play the guitar, and are unable to learn again. I wish for school to be over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 Granted, you have now missed all your finals. I wish for the cosmere to be real. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 Granted. A galaxy over 100,000,000 lightyears away from Earth is discovered, and it is named, "Cosmere." I wish for some rocketboots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 Granted. You are now Vector. I wish to not have a mild insomnia that I occasionally have. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 granted, you get severe insomnia. I wish for a big, cooked, delicious jimmy dean sausage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lego Mistborn Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 Granted, you are now addicted to the most expensive steak you can buy. I wish for people to play me back on Board Game Arena 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 Granted. They will only play Star Wars: Outer Rim. I wish to be able to sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 6 hours ago, Sequence said: Granted. You die painlessly from hunger, as you only said that you "didn't have to eat", which does not mean the same thing as "didn't have to eat to live". drat. knew I forgot something. I am now a ghost, and can no longer die. 7 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: Granted. They will only play Star Wars: Outer Rim. I wish to be able to sleep. granted. You move at half the normal pace of everyone else. I wish for the dishes to do themselves without any harm comming to them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emery the Steelrunner Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 Granted, but you have to eat only your favorite meal every day for every meal. I wish for the ability to fly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 3 minutes ago, Emery the Steelrunner said: Granted, but you have to eat only your favorite meal every day for every meal. I wish for the ability to fly. okay, I'm fine with that. you did not specify the volume I must eat, and my favorite meal can change. Granted. you lack fine motor skills I wish for more time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 Granted. You are now a mime. I wish to be able to speak every langauge fluently including animal languages (esentially a really powerful polygot) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emery the Steelrunner Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 Granted, you understand every language, except for the one the majority of which ever country you are in speaks. I wish for my fine motor control back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 Granted, you can no longer operate machines I wish to have fine motor skills. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 granted, you lose all other skills and go insane. I wish for a giant bag of Doritos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 Granted. It's 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999% air, as are all Doritos bags. I wish for a 100% Dorito Doritos bag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 Granted, the Nightwatcher wacks you on the head with a rolling pin for copying Thaidakar and then gives him the bag. I wish for ULTIMATE COSMIC POWWWAAAR!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 Granted. You are now very powar-ful. It kills you slowly. I wish for BMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 Granted, you now have a disease which is slowly killing you. I wish for the ability to take over the world and have long life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 Granted. You have those abilities, but die in an unfortunate household accident before you get a chance to use them. I wish to live a long, healthy, happy life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 Granted, you have a voice crack for the rest of your life. I wish for a deck of cosmere cards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 2 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: granted, you lose all other skills and go insane. this is no different for me, then. Granted, no-one knows what they are, so you get cards with pictures of the universe on them I wish for a coherent storyline 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 granted, you get sent to dead rpgs. I wish for a walnut heist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 sure. you are now a squirrel I wish to have live rpgs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFdooda Posted May 12, 2022 Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 Granted, some random dude who's over level 9000 wrecks you in the first five minutes in the starter area (Your house?) life/game over. I wish to be over level 9000 at life skills. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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