Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Emery the Steelrunner he/him]

Granted, you understand every language, except for the one the majority of which ever country you are in speaks. 

I wish for my fine motor control back.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted, you can no longer operate machines

I wish to have fine motor skills.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, you lose all other skills and go insane.

I wish for a giant bag of Doritos.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. It's 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999% air, as are all Doritos bags.

I wish for a 100% Dorito Doritos bag.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, the Nightwatcher wacks you on the head with a rolling pin for copying Thaidakar and then gives him the bag.

I wish for ULTIMATE COSMIC POWWWAAAR!!!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. You are now very powar-ful. It kills you slowly.

I wish for BMO.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you now have a disease which is slowly killing you.

I wish for the ability to take over the world and have long life.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. You have those abilities, but die in an unfortunate household accident before you get a chance to use them.

I wish to live a long, healthy, happy life.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you have a voice crack for the rest of your life.

I wish for a deck of cosmere cards.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

2 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

granted, you lose all other skills and go insane.

this is no different for me, then.

Granted, no-one knows what they are, so you get cards with pictures of the universe on them

I wish for a coherent storyline

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, you get sent to dead rpgs.

I wish for a walnut heist.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

sure. you are now a squirrel

I wish to have live rpgs

[AFdooda]

Granted, some random dude who's over level 9000 wrecks you in the first five minutes in the starter area (Your house?) life/game over.

I wish to be over level 9000 at life skills.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

46 minutes ago, AFdooda said:

Granted, some random dude who's over level 9000 wrecks you in the first five minutes in the starter area (Your house?) life/game over.

?????? I meant not dead rpgs, so the bane is completely unrelevant

Granted, you now only walk backwards

I wish to have a ghost cat.

[AFdooda]

2 hours ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

?????? I meant not dead rpgs, so the bane is completely unrelevant

I don't only walk backwards I might as well read backwards too, ha ha my bad.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You are now teleported to the 13th reality

I wish to have a genie.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Granted, but it's out of wishes.

I wish for...my final projects for school to be done.

[Quivil]

Granted: you are temporarily a Bendalloy misting.

Bane: There are voices in your head telling you to kill people for the duration of your misting-hood.

 

I wish my watch would always match GMT exactly.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

You gave me my favorite allomantic power, hooray!
...Can I ignore these voices?

Granted, but you are constantly stuck in a Cadmium bubble, and your watch is in real time, so it's moving so fast you can never read it.

Edit: I wish that I would know what to wish for.

Edited May 12, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You are now a windrunner and truthwatcher but you can't sleep.

I wish for the ability to transform into animals

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted, but you must always have the same mass, 200 pounds.

I wish to be in the normal reality(I am currently a ghost with a ghost cat, hehehe)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The 13th reality doesn't make you a ghost

Granted. The cat eats any other pets you get

I wish to be able to change my mass

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

4 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

The 13th reality doesn't make you a ghost

Granted. The cat eats any other pets you get

I wish to be able to change my mass

I was a ghost from a previous wish, involving not needing to eat.

Granted, you can only increase it.

I wish for Quarkbeasts to be real

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. Everyone is dead

I wish to be able to enter books

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted, but you are not able to interact, so it is just like watching a really realistic movie.

I wish for everyone to be alive.