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Granted, you fill every sentence you have ever, and will ever type and write with typos on purpose.

 

On 1/5/2022 at 3:50 PM, Voidspawn said:

Your bane is you cannot post in this thread any longer.

I wish to be able to post here again :(.

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granted, it consists of moldy bread and over greased bacon with a side of pancakes flooded with syrup, you bane is that it regenerates over and over again until you are satisfied with the meal.

I wish to make it so Sequence can post on here again.

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Granted! The bane is that anyone with three words in their username is banned from posting here again.

I wish Piers Anthony wouldn't write any more Xanth books.

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Granted. You have an uncontrollable urge to use it at all times. You get killed when you decide to mouth off to the wrong person.

I wish for a picture of my cousin.

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Granted. You get a picture of a random person, because everyone's your cousin according to The Lopen.

I wish to be able to drink rocks.

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Granted. Your eyesight gets so bad that you can only see the future, nothing else.

I wish I already had my GED.

Edited by Robin Hatter
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Granted. You receive the memory that you had it at some point, but you lost it.

 

I wish for the knowledge and body strength to be a master at the Insect breathing sword technique, along with a Nichirin sword to suit me.

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...what? The Nightwatcher stares at you in confusion, then gives you the power to turn into an insect so you can learn this technique yourself, and supplies you with a sword called 'Nichirin.' The Nightwatcher bestows upon you a bane--you cannot turn back into a human once you have turned into an insect.

I wish for Moash to kill Kaladin.

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