Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Quivil]

12 hours ago, Ookla the Confused said:

How is that gentle???? Bananas are Harmony’s gift to humankind.

*cackles*

[NameIess]

19 hours ago, Ookla of Anarchy and Chaos said:

I wish for an invisible pocket that is always right next to me and has unlimited space with which to hold items.

Granted. It likes eating all your friends and family.

I wish that Silksong would come out.

[AonDoor he/him]

Granted. Frustration wins the bet.

I wish for a million billion dollars.

[NameIess]

Granted. The Nightwatcher is feeling generous today, so you get no bane. Enjoy you million billion pieces of worthless paper.

I wish Brandon would publish the Way of Kings. (The in-world book by Nohadon)

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted. He then dies of a heart attack.

I wish to have dinner with the Nightwatcher.

[Quivil]

Granted.

She poisons your food.

You die.

 

I wish for 7

[NameIess]

Granted. You get seven swans a swimming, six geese a laying, fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive gooooolden rings, four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Your bane is that whenever you say the words five, gold, or ring, you have to say them in a really drawn out manner.

I wish for an awesome idea.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but no one else thinks it's awesome

I wish for a good pen that will never run out of ink

[AonDoor he/him]

Granted. You have a sudden stupor of thought whenever you try to write something.

I wish for fish with a "swish, swish."

[Voidspawn he/him]

Granted, whatever that is. Your fish dies a slow, painful death over the space of a week.

I wish for a bane.

[NameIess]

Granted. You get Durin's bane. Your bane is that he's now your only friend.

I wish for F-copper, so that I would stop forgetting to wish so often.

Edited December 16, 2021 by Ookla the unintelligible

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

You get F-copper! You have to be burning A-copper at all times or you die.

I wish for hair that looks nice and is easy to deal with.

[AonDoor he/him]

Granted. You get a nice looking, professionally made toupee.

I wish for Thomas the Tank Engine.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted! He’s just like he is in all of those cursed images! You’re having fun, aren’t you? heheheheheheeheh

I wish for murder to be legal.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but only if it's you that was murdered

I wish for peanut butter m&ms

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted. Your eyes start bleeding and can’t stop

I wish for a knife

[Quivil]

Granted. You can't cut anybody or anything with it.

 

I wish for a lighter.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. It doesn’t work.

I wish for a Skyward slug (taynix?) plushie 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted! You go deaf and vomit blood once a day.

I wish to win the leatherbound set.

[Soulbinder she/her]

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Confused said:

I wish to win the leatherbound set.

Don’t we all.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

3 minutes ago, Soulbinder said:

Don’t we all.

*sigh*

[Voidspawn he/him]

Granted. $10,000 has been deducted from your bank account.

I wish for my Windows programs to work.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted! You now have crippling anxiety.

I wish for a bagel.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Granted! All bagels you eat taste like moldy cheese.

I wish I could have Voidbringer rep rank.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Granted. The mods ban you for breaking the rules.

I wish to have 20/20 eyesight.