Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[The One Ring she/her]

Granted, but whenever you open your eyes, you hear a weird ringing sound in the distance

I wish my exam would go well today

[NameIess]

18 hours ago, The One Ring said:

I wish my exam would go well today

Granted? Depends on whether my manipulation of the past worked. Your curse is that you'll fail your next test.

I wish TLT wasn't dead.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Granted. It's your choice whether to keep it alive or not, but for each new post someone somewhere eating their favorite snack will get food poisoning. It might be you some day. 

I wish my laptop was faster. 

[NameIess]

1 hour ago, Eluvianii said:

I wish my laptop was faster. 

Granted. your laptop is now as fast as the speed of light. Your bane is that all of your passwords are changed, and the new ones are stored solely on your laptop. Good luck catching it.

I wish for a cure to food poisoning.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but it doenst work on you, and all the food you eat now causes food poisoning 

I wish for the ability to tell how far away I am from spider so i can kill it

[Shinwarrior]

1 hour ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

Granted, but it doenst work on you, and all the food you eat now causes food poisoning 

I wish for the ability to tell how far away I am from spider so i can kill it

Granted, but now the spider is now 10 feet tall. Good luck killing it. 

I wish taln was no longer crazy. 

[NameIess]

1 hour ago, Shinwarrior said:

I wish taln was no longer crazy. 

Granted. The Nightwatcher kills Taln. Your bane is all the other heralds will know your location at all times.

I wish for immunity to disease.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Granted. People are allergic to you. When anywhere under 10 feet from you, they start sneezing uncontrollably, loudly, and with a pretty good range and aim. 

I wish for some AA batteries with infinite charge. 

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but they were made wrong, and are just slightly too long to fit in anything they would be used for. 

I wish for a Hershey's chocolate bar

[Quivil]

Granted.

You are extremely alcohol intolerant. This bane may or may not have a big impact on you, like the chocolate bar.

I wish my mouse would work right.

[Quivil]

Nevermind it started working.

I wish I were a Zinc ferring.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but now you are allergic to everything

I wish for perfect grades

[Honorless he/him]

On 10/26/2021 at 8:35 PM, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

I wish for perfect grades

Granted! As payment, your teeth are now hollow. I suggest soft foodstuffs from now onwards!

I wish for the ability to summon fashionable clothing

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Granted, but I removed your sense of style, so you have no idea what is fashionable.

I wish for a cute kitten.

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

1 hour ago, Robin Hatter said:

I wish for a cute kitten.

Granted, the Nightwatcher pulls out her smartspanreed and draws a quick picture for you and Rosharan texts you the following:

Your hands are now lobster claws and you have an itchy nose that would feel better if you could just pick it. C'est ls vie. 

I wish for a magical effect of some kind that occurs when I snap my fingers. 

[Honorless he/him]

2 hours ago, Hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

I wish for a magical effect of some kind that occurs when I snap my fingers. 

Granted, every time your snap your fingers, one of your fingers disappears (incl and starting from your toes)

I wish for the ability to recreate any food that I've ever tasted perfectly

[AonDoor he/him]

Granted, but you've never tasted a food perfectly, so you can't recreate any food.

I wish someone else would do a good job of writing my research paper.

[NameIess]

2 hours ago, Johnny Boy said:

I wish someone else would do a good job of writing my research paper.

Granted. I do an excellent job of writing your research paper. What was the topic again? Doesn't matter, I'm not giving it to you anyways.

I wish that my research paper will get a good grade.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Granted. You got a good grade. You cannot look at a piece of paper without busting out in hives.

I wish Moash became immortal.

[Honorless he/him]

On 11/22/2021 at 10:44 PM, Johnny Boy said:

I wish someone else would do a good job of writing my research paper.

13 hours ago, Voidspawn said:

I wish Moash became immortal.

Granted but he can only maintain his functional immortality by Hemalurgically stabbing all your favorite characters and stealing their lifespans

I wish for a banana

[NameIess]

On 11/25/2021 at 4:13 AM, Honorless said:

I wish for a banana

Granted. You have a banana that tastes like popcorn. Normal bananas are now extinct.

I wish for a merry christmas.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

A church opens up next door to you with the jolliest service you’ve ever seen.

You think the Nightwatcher must have misheard you.

You have a mild headache for two weeks that won’t go away, no matter how hard you try.

I wish I knew why Nohadon thought the Nightwatcher was a good analogy for death.

[NameIess]

9 minutes ago, Szeth_Pancakes said:

I wish I knew why Nohadon thought the Nightwatcher was a good analogy for death.

Granted. Your boon is that the nightwatcher shows you. Your bane is that the Nightwatcher shows you.

I wish for awesomeness.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted. You get Awesomeness. You can’t turn it off. To get any sleep, you have to be forced down so you don’t slide out of bed. But hey. You’re Awesome.

I wish that name capitalization would be standardized for Ookla season.

[NameIess]

31 minutes ago, Ookla the Confused said:

I wish that name capitalization would be standardized for Ookla season.

Granted. Everyone ignores the standardization.