Mage Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 Granted. The Nightwatcher runs you over with a steamroller and gives you yourself. Your bane is an irrational fear of water. I wish for a gas tank in my car that never runs out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 11 hours ago, Mage said: I wish for a gas tank in my car that never runs out. Granted. It is on fire. I wish for keys that work on any lock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 Granted, but you can only use it once I wish for comfortable pants 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 On 9/12/2021 at 5:26 AM, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: I wish for comfortable pants Granted but now you must join the Sisterhood of Traveling Pants I wish for pockets that always have spare change 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 17 hours ago, Honorless said: Granted but now you must join the Sisterhood of Traveling Pants I wish for pockets that always have spare change Granted, but you can't spend it, or give it away. I wish to never be tired, but still be able to sleep 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 6 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: I wish to never be tired, but still be able to sleep Granted, you will also never want for food or want food, for the price for this boon is your hunger and appetite I wish to always be clean 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted September 14, 2021 Report Share Posted September 14, 2021 19 hours ago, Honorless said: Granted, you will also never want for food or want food, for the price for this boon is your hunger and appetite I wish to always be clean I already have a messed up appetite and I never feel hungry so I get no punishment Granted, but you have terrible breath forever 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 14, 2021 Report Share Posted September 14, 2021 I wish for people to remember the little things like doing their laundry, checking their blind spot before merging, and not giving their credit card number out on the internet. Oh, and also MAKING A WISH! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted September 14, 2021 Report Share Posted September 14, 2021 26 minutes ago, Nameless said: I wish for people to remember the little things like doing their laundry, checking their blind spot before merging, and not giving their credit card number out on the internet. Oh, and also MAKING A WISH! Sorry, sorry. I'm in school so I was rushed. Your bane is that you forget all these things and everyone hates you. I wish for a cool jacket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 14, 2021 Report Share Posted September 14, 2021 (edited) 45 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: Sorry, sorry. I'm in school so I was rushed. No problem. 45 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: I wish for a cool jacket. Granted. Your bane is that the jacket makes you uncomfortably hot whenever you wear it. Edit- I guess my wish didn't get granted. I wish for a deevy knife. Edited September 14, 2021 by Nameless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 On 9/14/2021 at 2:37 PM, Nameless said: I wish for a deevy knife Granted! It's a sentient awakened dagger named Melvin. It constantly drones in your head with a nasally monotone voice and it's also a total grammar nazi that's always correcting your grammar. And it likes to point out patently obvious things, like when you are trying to go into a store and you pull on the door handle when it's a door that opens by pushing, it says things like "You know really should push the door open". Your bane is that like the dagger from Shador Logoth, you must always carry the dagger with you or die. I wish that wishes were both wings and horses, so that beggars could ride flying pigs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 Granted, (although I have no idea what you wished for XD) but now you are deathly afraid of heights. I wish for an electric cello 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted September 28, 2021 Report Share Posted September 28, 2021 On 9/25/2021 at 0:51 PM, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: Granted, (although I have no idea what you wished for XD) but now you are deathly afraid of heights. It's a combination of two pat sayings in the Wheel of Time. If wishes were horses beggars would ride, and if wishes were wings even pigs would fly. So it's only natural to wish that both were true so that beggars could ride flying pigs. I guess I have to quit my day job as a human fly now, drat. On 9/25/2021 at 0:51 PM, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: I wish for an electric cello Granted! It sounds great, and it's made of black laquered wood carved to look like a dragon with folded wings. The only problem is that it can only be powered by a special lightning rod bow that attracts plasma arcs from a live tesla coil. But you look awesome in your chain mail like Faraday suit, with your bow crackling with lightning as you harness raw primal energy to make your electric cello wail. Your bane is that you never feel like your teeth are brushed enough. I wish that I had a box of dental floss that will never run out, and that this dental floss would have the same proportional tensile strength by diameter as spider silk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 Granted, but your teeth are never clean, no matter how much you floss. I wish for energy cause im tired 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 8 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: Granted, but your teeth are never clean, no matter how much you floss. I wish for energy cause im tired Granted. Your bane is that your teeth get cavities easily now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Tani said: Granted. Your bane is that your teeth get cavities easily now. Eh. My teeth are shaped weird, so they already get cavities that I can't avoid. Your wish? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 I wish I had an Irish wristwatch. (I dunno...) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 Granted, but it's never right I wish for an orange roll 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 45 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: I wish for an orange roll Granted. You have an orange roll of paper. Don't ask why it's orange. I wish for a green roll. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 Granted. It’s highly radioactive. I wish for the Nightwatcher to do my homework for me. It has to be worthy of at least an A-. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Szeth_Pancakes said: I wish for the Nightwatcher to do my homework for me. It has to be worthy of at least an A-. Granted. It is worthy of at least an A-, but your teacher finds out and gives you a 0. I wish for amazing powers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 8 hours ago, Nameless said: I wish for amazing powers. Granted, you can now summon Austin Powers I wish for the contents of the White Witch's bottle that could conjure food from snow 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 Granted, but it never snows again. I wish for a cookie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 You get a cookie! Your mom dies. I wish for some high-end sushi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 (edited) You get gold-plated sushi! Your bank account gets robbed, and you lose an amount equal to the price of the sushi. Additionally, you find out that you are not a Gold misting. I wish for mashed potatoes. Edited October 4, 2021 by Tani 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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